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Oh you think your kid’s smart since they can unlock a tablet? Call me when they get around Windows 11 Lock Screen with command prompt
Thanos couldn’t snap me up fast enough if she said this about me
November 10, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Thanos couldn’t snap me up fast enough if she said this about me
This is the face of a man who’s light years from earth in his mind palace dozens
November 10, 2025 at 12:36 AM
This is the face of a man who’s light years from earth in his mind palace dozens
Every opening script this season has my face in this state permanently
November 2, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Every opening script this season has my face in this state permanently
General Patton, the guy who wanted to nuke Russia after WWII ended??
October 20, 2025 at 2:29 PM
General Patton, the guy who wanted to nuke Russia after WWII ended??
Very Bethesda coded
October 13, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Very Bethesda coded
Got on a fun block list that I’m a little proud of tbh
October 3, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Got on a fun block list that I’m a little proud of tbh
Eyes rolled into the back of my head as I started chanting ancient Aramaic after reading this
October 2, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Eyes rolled into the back of my head as I started chanting ancient Aramaic after reading this
Last paragraph really brings it home
September 24, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Last paragraph really brings it home
My evangelicals past waiting to snap me up with all the end timers
September 22, 2025 at 4:09 PM
My evangelicals past waiting to snap me up with all the end timers
This is basically how she watches me until I do whatever she wants me to do
September 12, 2025 at 3:22 PM
This is basically how she watches me until I do whatever she wants me to do
Haven’t done fantasy in 6 years so I was pretty excited to drop this name
September 9, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Haven’t done fantasy in 6 years so I was pretty excited to drop this name
I just heard Hank Hill say “what” in my head as I read this
September 2, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I just heard Hank Hill say “what” in my head as I read this
Dropped almost 2 yards in yards per target last year lol damn
August 27, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Dropped almost 2 yards in yards per target last year lol damn
Caught the end of The Spy who Shagged Me last night
August 26, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Caught the end of The Spy who Shagged Me last night
Single funniest thing I’ve ever seen in a fight
August 26, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Single funniest thing I’ve ever seen in a fight
Sometimes things just line up on the feed
August 23, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Sometimes things just line up on the feed
Cackling at this
August 19, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Cackling at this
The AI banner badge never disappoints lol
August 16, 2025 at 5:01 PM
The AI banner badge never disappoints lol
Might I interest you in a Klefki
August 13, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Might I interest you in a Klefki
That’s uhhh… interesting
August 12, 2025 at 3:13 AM
That’s uhhh… interesting
Star Wars ass muppet lookin thing
August 10, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Star Wars ass muppet lookin thing