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Comfortable 🏳️‍⚧️ Fetus
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I really wish my entire life wasn't spent living through world altering chaos

I just wanna vibe

Born on feb 13, '96, do with that info as you please.
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pope francis and now the new pope heavily disliking vance is undeniable proof that jd vance existence goes against god himself
May 8, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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The House GOP plan calls cut taxes by $4.5 trillion - partially offset by more than $1 trillion in cuts to Medicaid & SNAP

So they wanna do a giant tax cut that disproportionately helps the rich while taking away people's health insurance and food while still adding trillions to the debt.
February 12, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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‘The accusations of ‘child abuse’ and the promotion of mental illness may be stupidly rhetorical exaggeration but they are not likely to be taken literally’ (para 159).

Yet, these are things that have been taken increasingly literally over the last 5 years.
February 13, 2025 at 12:39 PM
So Nancy Mace is having her Leopards and Face moment...

Sounds like her problem is MEN and not TRANSPEOPLE

But her and her ilk don't give a fuck. They just want to take their anger out on us.
February 12, 2025 at 7:37 AM
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damn you're just like Anne Boleyn your head goes off queen
August 7, 2023 at 3:24 PM
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I propose a new element to the definition of transphobia.

"Writing & publishing material about trans people in any mainstream media where trans people are prevented from responding equally constitutes, in the absence of any good reason to the contrary, deliberate transphobia"

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February 9, 2025 at 11:51 AM
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congratulations to the city of Autogynphiladelphia
February 10, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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The sin of empathy
The heresy of kindness
The crime of mercy
The vice of virtue
The fault of forgiveness
The trespass of trust
The deviancy of humility
The impiety of imagination
The malefaction of mindfulness
The offense of honesty
The wickedness of hospitality
January 24, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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You can't believe a trans woman is illegitimately winning women's sports without believing she's illegitimately a woman. The goal is securing that precedent in one context (sports) to apply in all others (bathrooms, IDs, health care, prisons). How they square this with Bostock is TBD
As @katelynburns.com notes, the sports aspect of this is a bit of a smokescreen for what this bill would actually do...
January 7, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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I don't want AI to make art for me I want AI to take the shits I know will burn for me
January 17, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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January 16, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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The Pamplona bull run but vegan (all the bulls replaced by aggressive, terrifying human girls)
January 17, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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we need to bring back answering machines, i want my partner to come home to a flashing light and hear

*beep*

babe im so high rn is it she slip on my banana till i peel or she peel on my banana till i slip? miss you

*beep*
September 19, 2023 at 12:18 AM
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we need a bulterian jihad immediately
January 17, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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Thank you to the U.S. Air Force for this document about its social media surveillance practices
January 16, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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Me: Are you sure this will make me feel better?

Therapist: *beeps*

Me: *retrieves Hot Pocket* If you say so
December 16, 2024 at 1:34 AM
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From an internal thread about the change:
January 9, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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Why aren’t they just shooting the fire, this is still America isn’t it
January 9, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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Sorry not to sound paranoid but let me put on my tinfoil condom for a minute
January 8, 2025 at 3:25 PM
The most non-sequiter of all time
EXCITING TRUE TALES OF THE INTERNET!

Okay, so before Rob Schneider went full-on goonie bird, I had this meaningless but hilarious joke I would do on twitter where I would post his photo (same one every time) inexplicably next to a random foto with no meaning whatsoever and no caption, like so.

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January 2, 2025 at 11:23 AM
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December 22, 2024 at 11:22 AM
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The Arrest of Christ, German artist, 1480-1495, 📸 by @1ontapdigital
December 20, 2024 at 3:39 AM
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I've just been informed that the New York Times has privately confirmed the authenticity of the Luigi Mangione manifesto I published, per internal company chat leaked to me. They just refuse to say so publicly.
December 20, 2024 at 3:36 AM
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Really, UHC? ‘Happiness 100% guaranteed’ isn’t a good look or slogan, for you right now.
December 15, 2024 at 11:25 PM