John Cutting
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John Cutting
@fortunasaga.com
Writer at Fortuna Saga, sprite artist, bisexual dad, and someone who generally over-thinks SNES RPGs.
Chaotic Neutral; He/Him

#LostNoise #spritecomic

www.fortunasaga.com
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Doing an #introduction post! 👋

I wrote two complete (and one in-progress) sprite comics all set in the same universe that are story-driven, epic fantasies rather than comedy-driven stories.

If you enjoy the SNES RPGs from the Golden Age of Square Enix, then I think you will like my stories.
Fortuna Saga - Serious Sprite Comics since 1294
Serious Sprite Comics since 1294
www.fortunasaga.com
I've used this image as my proof of residency for signing my kids up for Little League, school registration, and library card sign ups for going on 7 years now and no one has ever checked or followed up on it.
December 31, 2025 at 5:03 AM
As we rapidly approach the #olympics2026, I am saddened that these won't happen.
I want to see some Summer Olympics games imported to the winter games:
- 110 m high hurdles (on ice)
- Hammer Throw (on ice)
- All Swimming Events (polar bear version)
- Ski Jump Javelin Toss
- Snowy Mountaintop Judo
- Rhythmic Bobsled Gymnastics
- Shotput except they're snowballs
- Breaking
December 30, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I almost forgot that I made a #bg3 themed travel sticker until someone bought a few dozen of them yesterday. Thanks, whoever you are! If you are interested, it's located here.

fortuna-saga-shop.myspreadshop.com/last+light+i...
December 30, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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THIS IS APPARENTLY NOT A BUG
December 30, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Watch Mrs Green Apple (one of my favorite performers in Japan right now) accidentally spoonerism himself to sing "There is a penis here" on live TV. His bandmates unable to keep it together make it wonderful.

#mrsGreenApple #japan
盛大に歌詞を間違える大森元貴 Mrs. GREEN APPLE ライラック CDTV
YouTube video by まっかう
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December 30, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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It's way too early for me to be laughing this hard. 🤣
December 29, 2025 at 9:58 AM
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reposting the best Metroid image
December 6, 2025 at 9:00 PM
In 2019, an Australian wildfire killed a billion animals and no change occured because it was followed by a mismanaged pandemic that killed millions and no change occured because the president tried to overthrow the government and no change occured because the next president had to arm a genocide...
December 30, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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86 days until Opening Day, and the #whitesox are already statistically eliminated from the postseason.
December 29, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Someone on the street asked me if I'd like their help to "make content." What they meant was, 'Would you like me to take that photo of you and your children?'

I am officially an old man because this interaction has made me so world weary.
December 29, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Nearly 100 Americans have died on the battlefields of Ukraine. What is your message to their families?”

Trump: “Yeah, well, look, the message is so obvious. [Makes jerk off gesture while rolling his eyes and farting audibly]”
December 29, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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[0001292] Eyes can't be gouged out
December 29, 2025 at 11:00 AM
A fire engine idling in the street has turned my office into a blood-soaked spinoff of hardboiled detective movies that I am calling Film Rouge
December 29, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Baby's first painting. This will go on the wall, I'm certain.
December 28, 2025 at 9:12 PM
The largest line by far at this farmer's market is a stall with a big sign that says "Powered by Raw Milk"

This must be what 13th century scholars felt like when they started writing about dancing madness.
December 28, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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January 1st is the last day of Yuletide this season. Remember to continue keeping the Yuletide gay. So many people forget to stick the landing every year, so stay strong!
January 1, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Nice! Started out poker night with a queen high straight
December 28, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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Buffalo Drive, by William R. Leigh, 1947, 📸 by @sickoscommittee.org
December 28, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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“I’m Doing What Has To Be Done, To Save Us From Something Worse.”
December 6, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Merry #caturday, to those who celebrate
December 27, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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*snaps bolt upright out of sleep*

The opposite of a Graham Cracker is a Pound Cake
August 28, 2025 at 9:23 PM
My partner got our 1 year old a yoto music box for xmas, and I didn't "get" why these toys are so popular. Now here is my son entranced by a little box that he controls that can play KPOP Demon Hunters. It's a killer toy
December 26, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Whomst among us...
[0010083] Mayor wants impossible Rattlesnake Bone Throne
December 26, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Happy Boxing Day everyone
December 26, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Chef Miles O'Brien's
December 26, 2025 at 2:23 AM