Colonel ⭕️olong is The Duke of Nearl
@coloneloolong.bsky.social
Matt | 1.FC Union Berlin | Loons | Foodstuffs | Art | Cannabis |No left turn unstoned | Minneapolis | Shake this square world and blast off to Kicksville
This on the heels of speculation that local FBI leaked Ross’s video to Alpha “News” to undermine the administration’s narrative after the US attorney ended the joint investigation into Renee Good’s murder.
NEW: Court records obtained by @wired.com show that an FBI agent's testimony contradicted claims Jonathan Ross, the ICE agent who killed Renee Nicole Good, made under oath in December; the testimony also raises questions about Ross following his training. This is by @hudsongiles.bsky.social and me:
FBI Agent’s Sworn Testimony Contradicts Claims ICE’s Jonathan Ross Made Under Oath
The testimony also calls into question whether Ross failed to follow his training during the incident in which he reportedly shot and killed Minnesota citizen Renee Good.
www.wired.com
January 12, 2026 at 10:47 PM
This on the heels of speculation that local FBI leaked Ross’s video to Alpha “News” to undermine the administration’s narrative after the US attorney ended the joint investigation into Renee Good’s murder.
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🕯️My cousin Brian passed away last night. After a courageous 3 wk stint with ICE. He slipped on a fellow agent’s frozen peepee puddle & somersaulted many times in the air, yelling “yabbada yabbada yabbada” & tragically aspirating (a different) agent’s pee he’d been gargling. He hated women🇺🇸💔
January 12, 2026 at 9:33 PM
🕯️My cousin Brian passed away last night. After a courageous 3 wk stint with ICE. He slipped on a fellow agent’s frozen peepee puddle & somersaulted many times in the air, yelling “yabbada yabbada yabbada” & tragically aspirating (a different) agent’s pee he’d been gargling. He hated women🇺🇸💔
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fuck ice. fuck cops. fuck colonialism and capitalism.
fuck the transphobes and the bigots and the people who use their religion as a weapon and a boot on our necks.
fuck everyone who tells us that is impossible to build a world where we are all free and fed and housed and loved.
fuck the transphobes and the bigots and the people who use their religion as a weapon and a boot on our necks.
fuck everyone who tells us that is impossible to build a world where we are all free and fed and housed and loved.
January 12, 2026 at 10:31 PM
fuck ice. fuck cops. fuck colonialism and capitalism.
fuck the transphobes and the bigots and the people who use their religion as a weapon and a boot on our necks.
fuck everyone who tells us that is impossible to build a world where we are all free and fed and housed and loved.
fuck the transphobes and the bigots and the people who use their religion as a weapon and a boot on our necks.
fuck everyone who tells us that is impossible to build a world where we are all free and fed and housed and loved.
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a literal fucking child getting kidnapped here
January 12, 2026 at 9:06 PM
a literal fucking child getting kidnapped here
WORLD STAR BITCH!!!
January 12, 2026 at 3:58 AM
WORLD STAR BITCH!!!
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dumb nazi bitch lmao 😂
January 11, 2026 at 6:15 PM
dumb nazi bitch lmao 😂
It’s our Pura Vida AND our Aloha.
Fuck ice is now a greeting and also a goodbye.
January 11, 2026 at 6:10 AM
It’s our Pura Vida AND our Aloha.
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"Hahaha" said Gandalf, hitting his weed pen for the seventeeth time that hour. "Fuck".
"I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo.
"So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us."
"So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us."
January 11, 2026 at 4:23 AM
"Hahaha" said Gandalf, hitting his weed pen for the seventeeth time that hour. "Fuck".
@dicknixon.bsky.social Tremendous to see you here on Bluesky, sir. I only regret that I didn’t know you were here sooner.
January 11, 2026 at 5:34 AM
@dicknixon.bsky.social Tremendous to see you here on Bluesky, sir. I only regret that I didn’t know you were here sooner.
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This is stunning. Listen to this in Philadelphia.
Thousands singing “Hey-Oh, we won’t be silent while our friends are gunned down.”
Really listen to it.
Thousands singing “Hey-Oh, we won’t be silent while our friends are gunned down.”
Really listen to it.
January 11, 2026 at 4:55 AM
This is stunning. Listen to this in Philadelphia.
Thousands singing “Hey-Oh, we won’t be silent while our friends are gunned down.”
Really listen to it.
Thousands singing “Hey-Oh, we won’t be silent while our friends are gunned down.”
Really listen to it.
Let they who have never purchased a football team after a bender cast the first stone.
January 11, 2026 at 4:56 AM
Let they who have never purchased a football team after a bender cast the first stone.
Good job, Bears.
January 11, 2026 at 4:36 AM
Good job, Bears.
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I love this so much. I love this place. I love us. And they will never break us. Never.
On The Resolve of Minnesota
YouTube video by Robert Arnold
youtu.be
January 10, 2026 at 11:00 PM
I love this so much. I love this place. I love us. And they will never break us. Never.
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We need the Southside Battletrain more than ever
January 10, 2026 at 3:00 PM
We need the Southside Battletrain more than ever
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i can’t wait for tomorrows episode of ice road fuckers
January 10, 2026 at 6:50 AM
i can’t wait for tomorrows episode of ice road fuckers
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well of course I'm naked you said it's a gender reveal party
January 10, 2026 at 4:45 AM
well of course I'm naked you said it's a gender reveal party
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The unmitigated gall of these fascist fucks to talk about “due process”… It’s so twisted.
Thank you for telling us you neither serve nor protect. Thank you for saying the quiet part out loud. That was state murder in broad daylight, captured from multiple angles by multiple witnesses, and the people of Minneapolis have eyes.
You support murder.
You support murder.
January 10, 2026 at 3:59 AM
The unmitigated gall of these fascist fucks to talk about “due process”… It’s so twisted.
Welp, might as well crown ‘em. Still can’t believe Indiana of all schools in the Big 30 or however many there are now is this good.
a man wearing an arizona cardinals hat is talking into a microphone
Alt: Denny Green’s famous Crown ‘Em rant from his time with the Arizona Cardinals.
media.tenor.com
January 10, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Welp, might as well crown ‘em. Still can’t believe Indiana of all schools in the Big 30 or however many there are now is this good.
Seriously great tool.
You do not need one but if you love mashing beans (and other things), a traditional Machacadora is a wonderful tool.
We've been sold out but they're back in stock now.
Handy for mashing cabbage for sauerkraut, too.
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We've been sold out but they're back in stock now.
Handy for mashing cabbage for sauerkraut, too.
www.ranchogordo.com/products/mac...
Machacadora (Wooden Bean Masher)
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January 9, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Seriously great tool.
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"I'm not mad at you" as your last words on earth are really not all that far from "forgive them father for they know not what they do."
January 9, 2026 at 8:15 PM
"I'm not mad at you" as your last words on earth are really not all that far from "forgive them father for they know not what they do."