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Matt | 1.FC Union Berlin | Loons | Foodstuffs | Art | Cannabis |No left turn unstoned | Minneapolis | Shake this square world and blast off to Kicksville
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The first rule of Bean Club is to never shut up about Bean Club.
November 11, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Atalanta losing 3-0 at home to Sassuolo. Fiorentina dead last in the table. Serie A mid-tablers wildin.
November 9, 2025 at 1:17 PM
A little Gegenpressing might be of benefit to these damn Loons.
November 8, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I cannot believe Deniz Aytekin is 4 years younger than I am.
November 8, 2025 at 7:37 PM
All the “good Catholics” on the Supreme Court think it’s fine for the President to starve people, as long as they’re poor enough.

Fuck—and I cannot stress this enough—these fucking fucks.
November 8, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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We get noitices when people tag us but tonight I searched Bluesky for "Rancho Gordo" and wow. It's so sweet.

I love being a brand that people really like and feel invested in.

😍
November 8, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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The Predator's mouth evolved to do that because his people wouldn't stop making impractically large novelty foods for social media. we will share the same fate unless we ban it now
November 7, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Awooooooo
November 5, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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anyone else think this whole Dick Cheney death narrative is a little... off? ex-VPs just don't suddenly die. I have questions and so should you.
November 4, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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I’ve been an FAA licensed drone pilot doing cinematography and photography for the U for the past three years. I finally bought my own flying camera and am registered and open for commercial business as of today. Hit me up if you have a need or referrals.
November 4, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Motion to ban the words “niggle” and “niggling” from soccer broadcasts, if not the English language.

Is there a second?
November 4, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Loons not looking crisp on either side of the ball tonight smdh
November 4, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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People fucking hate this guy. They fucking hate ICE. They fucking hate how much power he has. He is at 63% overall disapproval to 37% approval. That's lower than their poll after January 6th. And this poll was done before he started intentionally starving people. I wish our media would reflect this.
November 3, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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what if we had the hot dog for when you go vote instead of a sticker, like in australia
November 4, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Chickpea and cicerchia pot liquor with the right aromatics is a dead ringer for chicken broth.

The pot liquor from richer beans like Scarlet Runners, Eye of the Goat, Ayocote Negro, and Moro can sub for a heavier broth, and I bet you could reduce Scarlet Runner liquor to a demi glacé-like state.
A friendly reminder to replace some or all of the water in your rice with bean broth. Up the protein and the flavor without no effort!
#heirloombeans #cooking #beansky
November 4, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Hell yeah, DSC
Best of the best 🧤
Dayne St. Clair has been named the 2025 @mls Goalkeeper of the Year.

𝙈𝙤𝙧𝙚 » https://utd.mn/3X5NQZo
November 4, 2025 at 1:52 AM
AKA, the Bananus
You'll eat ass but you won't eat this part of the banana smdh
November 3, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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we took a pic of f, matt, and i for halloween. right as the countdown for the timer on the camera ended she farted. right at us.
November 1, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Change one letter, ruin a candy.

Milky Ray
Change one letter, ruin a candy.

Cindy Corn
Change one letter, ruin a candy.

Terds
October 30, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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I should’ve learned this by now but DO NOT use FedEx. The diseased monkeys I ordered haven’t arrived and I can’t get a straight answer on what happened to them
October 29, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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"Man goes scorched earth on ICE agents kidnapping people in his hometown."

Source:
old.reddit.com/r/PublicFrea...
October 22, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Rap moves on to the year 3000
[kool keith voice] i eliminated 85% of microplastics from my ejaculate
October 22, 2025 at 10:26 PM
“Taste”
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · 21d
The ballroom President Donald Trump is demolishing part of the East Wing of the White House to build is Caesars Palace meets the Palace of Versailles, which is the same taste Trump has brought to buildings for decades. | Analysis
Analysis: The new East Wing: Caesars Palace meets the Palace of Versailles | CNN Politics
The ballroom President Donald Trump is demolishing part of the East Wing of the White House to build is Caesars Palace meets the Palace of Versailles, which is the same taste Trump has brought to buil...
www.cnn.com
October 22, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Who's your favorite Jedi? QS with wrong answers only (if you'd like).
October 17, 2025 at 9:49 PM
He wasn't the only big name angered by the blockbuster trade.
October 17, 2025 at 1:51 AM