colingreaves.bsky.social
@colingreaves.bsky.social
Doused in talcum my craic's so dry
Struggling with overwhelming levels of guilt after having to put my 2YO cat to sleep yesterday. Can't stop reliving the absolute horrendous experience, would do anything to go back and give one last cuddle. Any tips on overcoming that gratefully received
November 19, 2025 at 8:39 AM
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Finally found someone who says “at this moment in time” more than Gary Neville does.

The answer, my Bluesky friends, is Phil Neville.
November 14, 2025 at 8:59 AM
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November 10, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Couldn't agree more with this approach, plus funding councils to allow them to improve local areas. People need to feel improvement in a tangible way
The govt should find 100 small things that piss people off & fix em, such as…

Ta to Politico for the vid, at its Labour fringe event, I explained that as big changes take time, govts should also have a team focused on small winnable change.

What little fixes'd you want?
September 30, 2025 at 10:23 AM
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realistic Star Trek
August 26, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I thoroughly enjoyed this book (and currently working my way through a second in the series) so would heartily recommend
My first Detective Roger LeCarre book, Once Upon A Crime, has been 'selected' for the Kindle monthly deal, meaning it's currently available for 99p. My publisher tells me this is a good thing. You can take advantage of this absurd offer in the link below... www.amazon.co.uk/Once-Upon-Cr...
Once Upon a Crime: The hilarious Detective Roger LeCarre parody 'thriller'
Once Upon a Crime: The hilarious Detective Roger LeCarre parody 'thriller' eBook : Craig, Fergus: Amazon.co.uk: Kindle Store
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August 5, 2025 at 11:35 AM
The cat has kept me awake for over 2 hours now trying to dig her way into my room. No amount of obstacles will prevent it from trying, and she only wants to get in to miaow. Up in less than 2 hours anyway, and brain is now fully racing so it looks like I'm operating on next to no sleep today
August 5, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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July 9, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Been a cracking day of Glastonbury watching, so many wonderful performances. Parcels doing the business right now, perfect Sunday evening fare
June 29, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Nile Rodgers and Chic there with an absolute masterclass. What a show, what a setlist, flawless. #glastonbury
June 29, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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Mortifying experience at Pulp last night but taking comfort that I’m not the worst person Jarvis Cocker has ever impersonated
June 20, 2025 at 11:21 AM
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Every guy with a tragic backstory (in a movie):
June 20, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Thought about posting this yesterday a number of times but kept deleting it as it felt like it could be misconstrued as attention-seekery. I don't post much here, and many of those I follow from Twitter don't seem to post much, so I'm not even sure who might see this.
June 17, 2025 at 6:52 AM
It's a peculiarly but predictable British thing to constantly moan about the state of local councils and yet Every. Single. Time. will use their local council elections as a protest vote and get the worst people in
May 1, 2025 at 8:44 AM
PREVENT someone appearing on your Instagram feed ever again simply by following them #toptips
March 28, 2025 at 7:47 AM
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- hello I'd like to report a robbery please

- can I take your name sir

- Dick Turpin

www.ft.com/content/a0df...
OpenAI says it has evidence China’s DeepSeek used its model to train competitor
White House AI tsar David Sacks raises possibility of alleged intellectual property theft
www.ft.com
January 29, 2025 at 8:51 AM
My cat is furious I won't give her my cheese toastie
January 16, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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Me: I like my wine like I like my women
Sommelier: haha, well then allow me to recomm-
Me: [closing wine menu] big titty wine pls
January 13, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Signed up to a 30 day trial of Mubi so I could watch the Substance and going to try and fit as many in as I can. Tonight was The Worst Person in the World. Can't briefly review it with any sense of justice but I would absolutely recommend it, it'll sit in my brain for some time yet
January 6, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Tackling the excess of Christmas leftovers with the greatest thing I've ever participated in: Gravy Fondue
December 26, 2024 at 5:18 PM
Absolutely terrific stuff. Just the tonic for *gestures around* everything. So many brilliant lines
December 25, 2024 at 7:29 PM
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If the pictionary card said "nonce" I would draw this bloke
December 19, 2024 at 3:32 PM
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With the best will in the world, I would say if you are going to appear on tv to argue the libertarian case for being able to fuck your siblings, I would - myself, personally, myself - not seemingly style myself after a character from late 70s drama about forbidden love between siblings.
December 19, 2024 at 2:52 PM
Girlfriend's dad has brought round a board game that has taken me back DECADES.

Obviously, I spilled an entire glass of red wine over it and all of the cards
December 7, 2024 at 8:23 PM
Recently have begun playing a new exciting game of "do I have insomnia or am I just that old now?"
December 7, 2024 at 5:08 AM