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Coffeetops
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· Dec 17
Last night I had the COOLEST dream. Does the idea of a Doom style fps set on a tropical island full of zombies, ancient ruins, cozy village, giant volcano, pirate ruins/sunken pirate ships,and a Dr Moreau style scientist + his evil castle excite you in ANY way? I could do this in Build pretty quick.
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I have mashed potatoes and gravy in my fanny pack at all times so I’m always ready to treat myself.
July 29, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I have mashed potatoes and gravy in my fanny pack at all times so I’m always ready to treat myself.
Second day of the New England Death Metal Funtime Bonanza! It rained all night but my tent stayed pretty dry. Wiped out in the pit and twisted my ankle a bit, but it was worth it. ❤️
June 28, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Second day of the New England Death Metal Funtime Bonanza! It rained all night but my tent stayed pretty dry. Wiped out in the pit and twisted my ankle a bit, but it was worth it. ❤️
At the New England Death Metal Funtime Bonanza! My butt still hurts and it was only a 3 hour drive.
June 27, 2025 at 9:00 PM
At the New England Death Metal Funtime Bonanza! My butt still hurts and it was only a 3 hour drive.
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The three kinds of posts
May 28, 2025 at 2:21 PM
The three kinds of posts
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I think houseflies have the right idea…their lifespan is only about 2 weeks.
May 21, 2025 at 1:09 PM
I think houseflies have the right idea…their lifespan is only about 2 weeks.
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I made an inspirational greeting card with a spinning Ken Masters. So to all those frustrated out there: "Don't give up because I am... Shoryuken do it!"
May 18, 2025 at 2:05 PM
I made an inspirational greeting card with a spinning Ken Masters. So to all those frustrated out there: "Don't give up because I am... Shoryuken do it!"
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Happy 20th to the single greatest frame in movie history
May 19, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Happy 20th to the single greatest frame in movie history
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You think Walton Goggins just calls it Goggins mode
May 16, 2025 at 2:05 AM
You think Walton Goggins just calls it Goggins mode
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This thing doesn't run doom but the nurse made it play bad apple for me
May 13, 2025 at 10:40 PM
This thing doesn't run doom but the nurse made it play bad apple for me
They got a picture of me
May 14, 2025 at 1:43 AM
They got a picture of me
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One of the very best albums ever made www.stereogum.com/2307166/gori...
Gorillaz' 'Demon Days' Turns 20
Demon Days wasn’t supposed to happen. When Gorillaz’ self-titled dropped in 2001, it was easy to imagine as a one-off: Famed Britpop frontman Damon Albarn bids farewell to the decade of his stardom by...
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May 12, 2025 at 8:25 PM
One of the very best albums ever made www.stereogum.com/2307166/gori...
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American politicians are all like “We’ll need to work together if we’re going to eradicate all life on Earth.”
May 13, 2025 at 1:33 AM
American politicians are all like “We’ll need to work together if we’re going to eradicate all life on Earth.”
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my vet, who's hard of hearing: can you repeat your cat's name
me:
me:
May 8, 2025 at 8:42 PM
my vet, who's hard of hearing: can you repeat your cat's name
me:
me:
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Authorities say the phony Pope can be recognized by his high top sneakers, and incredibly foul mouth.
May 8, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Authorities say the phony Pope can be recognized by his high top sneakers, and incredibly foul mouth.
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God, I wish I were conclaving (locked inside, wearing a robe).
May 7, 2025 at 6:37 PM
God, I wish I were conclaving (locked inside, wearing a robe).
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hate to tell you this but last night I was smoking and saw your dog turn into a small hairy man
May 2, 2025 at 2:58 AM
hate to tell you this but last night I was smoking and saw your dog turn into a small hairy man
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And for the first time I regret never becoming a smoker. Imagine stumbling upon a little delight during your daily walk, like a small splinter of heaven broke off and fell before you. What do non-smokers have that could possibly compare? Finding a Nutty Buddy on the ground?
May 2, 2025 at 4:52 PM
And for the first time I regret never becoming a smoker. Imagine stumbling upon a little delight during your daily walk, like a small splinter of heaven broke off and fell before you. What do non-smokers have that could possibly compare? Finding a Nutty Buddy on the ground?
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When you find that timeline that’s the perfect mix of politics and hardcore gay pornography.
May 2, 2025 at 2:19 PM
When you find that timeline that’s the perfect mix of politics and hardcore gay pornography.
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