Cody Ray Shafer
@codyrayshafer.bsky.social
help I need a job
December 1, 2025 at 2:21 PM
help I need a job
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the year is 2030. the white house remains half demolished because president trump refused to pay construction workers and musk gutted government spending. two thieves sneak into the white house using a truck mounted ladder and steal the constitution
October 21, 2025 at 5:50 AM
the year is 2030. the white house remains half demolished because president trump refused to pay construction workers and musk gutted government spending. two thieves sneak into the white house using a truck mounted ladder and steal the constitution
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I've seen this this morning from people both supporting AND criticizing Platner—ppl arguing it's so widespread it even happens on "our side"—and I promise you, from my extensive first-hand experience with white men both alone and in the field, it is not normal for white men to have Nazi tattoos
this also drives me insane, this idea that it is the most normal thing in the world for a young (white) man to have a nazi curious phase. it isn’t!
October 21, 2025 at 2:19 PM
I've seen this this morning from people both supporting AND criticizing Platner—ppl arguing it's so widespread it even happens on "our side"—and I promise you, from my extensive first-hand experience with white men both alone and in the field, it is not normal for white men to have Nazi tattoos
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Trump posting a video of himself dropping a huge shit on America is probably the most accurate public statement he has ever made.
October 19, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Trump posting a video of himself dropping a huge shit on America is probably the most accurate public statement he has ever made.
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I am so tired of being told that I, a person who got a significant portion of my diet out of dumpsters in my early 20's, hold elitist & "luxury" beliefs by people who have been Professors of Thinking at Harvard since before I was born.
If your considered analysis is that everyone has gone completely mad except for you, then is it likely that’s what happened? Or is it you that is the arse here.
October 6, 2025 at 1:30 PM
I am so tired of being told that I, a person who got a significant portion of my diet out of dumpsters in my early 20's, hold elitist & "luxury" beliefs by people who have been Professors of Thinking at Harvard since before I was born.
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If you think you’re having a crap day, take comfort in knowing there are multi-star Generals who were ordered to fly halfway around the world to listen to a nut job drone on about his election numbers.
September 30, 2025 at 2:09 PM
If you think you’re having a crap day, take comfort in knowing there are multi-star Generals who were ordered to fly halfway around the world to listen to a nut job drone on about his election numbers.
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the president of the united states wants to use the american military to kill american citizens on american soil. that's the whole story!
September 30, 2025 at 2:43 PM
the president of the united states wants to use the american military to kill american citizens on american soil. that's the whole story!
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*Me in front of every high-ranking officer in the U.S. military, all of whom I've summoned to an emergency meeting in D.C.*
In some ways, you could say that Steely Dan are a proto-cyberpunk band. Not so much because of any literally science fictional lyrics but in the thematic content of, for examp
In some ways, you could say that Steely Dan are a proto-cyberpunk band. Not so much because of any literally science fictional lyrics but in the thematic content of, for examp
September 30, 2025 at 2:06 PM
*Me in front of every high-ranking officer in the U.S. military, all of whom I've summoned to an emergency meeting in D.C.*
In some ways, you could say that Steely Dan are a proto-cyberpunk band. Not so much because of any literally science fictional lyrics but in the thematic content of, for examp
In some ways, you could say that Steely Dan are a proto-cyberpunk band. Not so much because of any literally science fictional lyrics but in the thematic content of, for examp
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I know combat veterans who are registered Republicans (I’m 48 & white) who will not think this is cool or good. Good this news is out there. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Stephen Miller takes leading role in strikes on alleged Venezuelan drug boats
Exclusive: Miller’s homeland security council has played a key part in coordinating operations, sources say
www.theguardian.com
September 29, 2025 at 2:33 PM
I know combat veterans who are registered Republicans (I’m 48 & white) who will not think this is cool or good. Good this news is out there. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
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democrats can now reach young men by telling them that trump wants to take away their naruto and their one piece
September 29, 2025 at 2:55 PM
democrats can now reach young men by telling them that trump wants to take away their naruto and their one piece
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![On September 6, 2024, Laura Loomer posts a video, where she eats dog food. She writes on Twitter: "I just ate dog food. It's human grade. Which means you and your dog can share a taste, nutrient dense treat together. Order yours today at [link]"
I post a screenshot of this tweet and write: "i setup a fake dog food company last month, bought purina at the pet store, and paid laura loomer $100 for this post."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ks3gpa6ftoyaq7hmf6c4qx4c/bafkreihsmjuml7n6odhpqrf553ysc6v7k23lrbxcwlgoylnxalahojrmgy@jpeg)
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L!bsofTikTok going ripshit about "the Democrats" being responsible for a GWAR concert is a great reminder that some of the "scariest" people on the right are just unpleasant dorks with bad personalities suffering from some kind of social media attention-based mania.
September 22, 2025 at 11:39 PM
L!bsofTikTok going ripshit about "the Democrats" being responsible for a GWAR concert is a great reminder that some of the "scariest" people on the right are just unpleasant dorks with bad personalities suffering from some kind of social media attention-based mania.
"We Demand to be Taken Seriously!"
September 17, 2025 at 3:08 PM
"We Demand to be Taken Seriously!"
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You want to be alive, but they want you dead. We’re a new, well, funded democratic group that thinks you can meet them halfway.
September 17, 2025 at 2:07 PM
You want to be alive, but they want you dead. We’re a new, well, funded democratic group that thinks you can meet them halfway.
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The free speech activist who built a list of professors he worked to get fired for their speech must be celebrated for his support of free speech, and anyone who quotes his speech accurately in context will be fired and/or face state punishment by the champions of free speech, do I have that right?
September 15, 2025 at 2:43 PM
The free speech activist who built a list of professors he worked to get fired for their speech must be celebrated for his support of free speech, and anyone who quotes his speech accurately in context will be fired and/or face state punishment by the champions of free speech, do I have that right?
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Pulitzer Feeling Increasingly Out Of Place In Washington Post Office
September 15, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Pulitzer Feeling Increasingly Out Of Place In Washington Post Office
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sometimes you check an actor's wikipedia page to figure out their origin story and come out disappointed when they're just some kind of nepo baby, and other times you check joan chen's (the actress who played josie in twin peaks)
September 15, 2025 at 5:31 PM
sometimes you check an actor's wikipedia page to figure out their origin story and come out disappointed when they're just some kind of nepo baby, and other times you check joan chen's (the actress who played josie in twin peaks)
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like clockwork, the "solution" from both parties is always "censor social media and expand surveillance"
September 12, 2025 at 2:45 PM
like clockwork, the "solution" from both parties is always "censor social media and expand surveillance"
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Without comment:
September 10, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Without comment:
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It Only Tuesday https://theonion.com/it-only-tuesday-1819569397/
September 9, 2025 at 2:00 PM
It Only Tuesday https://theonion.com/it-only-tuesday-1819569397/