Elloy Alt — also known as héloweese
@elloysbrainrot.bsky.social
main: @elloyisanerd.bsky | 29 | she/her | transgenderania my country | this is an ea/bioware exec hate account | on the infamous p•ss k•nk discord server | assigned cringe freak at birth
Pinned
fuck bitch cunt ass bitch cunt fuck (you can only read this if you're cool and haven't switched Rude Posts to Hidden)
Reposted by Elloy Alt — also known as héloweese
(Chuck T) I REALLY LIKE WRITING IT IS COOL AND FUN
(MCA) THE BEST PART OF WRITING IS IT'S NEVER DONE
(Ad-Rock) WHEN I END A CHAPTER I CAN HARDLY DEAL
(Chuck T) IT'S TIME TO START ANOTHER TO SHOW
(All 3) LOVE IS REAL
(MCA) THE BEST PART OF WRITING IS IT'S NEVER DONE
(Ad-Rock) WHEN I END A CHAPTER I CAN HARDLY DEAL
(Chuck T) IT'S TIME TO START ANOTHER TO SHOW
(All 3) LOVE IS REAL
I REALLY LIKE WRITING IT IS COOL AND FUN
November 17, 2025 at 8:44 PM
(Chuck T) I REALLY LIKE WRITING IT IS COOL AND FUN
(MCA) THE BEST PART OF WRITING IS IT'S NEVER DONE
(Ad-Rock) WHEN I END A CHAPTER I CAN HARDLY DEAL
(Chuck T) IT'S TIME TO START ANOTHER TO SHOW
(All 3) LOVE IS REAL
(MCA) THE BEST PART OF WRITING IS IT'S NEVER DONE
(Ad-Rock) WHEN I END A CHAPTER I CAN HARDLY DEAL
(Chuck T) IT'S TIME TO START ANOTHER TO SHOW
(All 3) LOVE IS REAL
Reposted by Elloy Alt — also known as héloweese
if i had a nickel everytime i tried to search a really good lovecraftian writer's work only to realize there's little to no trace of their existence at all id have two nickels, which isn't a lot, but weird (and ominous, and fitting) that it happened twice
November 17, 2025 at 8:27 PM
if i had a nickel everytime i tried to search a really good lovecraftian writer's work only to realize there's little to no trace of their existence at all id have two nickels, which isn't a lot, but weird (and ominous, and fitting) that it happened twice
drop someone blonde
Damn ok sorry gwen
Damn ok sorry gwen
November 17, 2025 at 8:25 PM
drop someone blonde
Damn ok sorry gwen
Damn ok sorry gwen
Reposted by Elloy Alt — also known as héloweese
your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
I mean true
I mean true
November 17, 2025 at 7:08 PM
your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
I mean true
I mean true
Reposted by Elloy Alt — also known as héloweese
Wild how the Boy Mayor age for cis white men overlaps with the geriatric pregnancy age
This is some weapons-grade nonsense
www.politico.com/news/magazin...
www.politico.com/news/magazin...
November 17, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Wild how the Boy Mayor age for cis white men overlaps with the geriatric pregnancy age
evil and stupid are TWINS
Just heard re: some ICE agents who raided a Chicago taqueria, then went back to the same taqueria for lunch the following week and got confused when the owner kicked them out, and I realized "jesus these doofuses really do believe we're all living in a video game where the NPCs have no memory"
November 17, 2025 at 7:55 AM
evil and stupid are TWINS
Reposted by Elloy Alt — also known as héloweese
Just heard re: some ICE agents who raided a Chicago taqueria, then went back to the same taqueria for lunch the following week and got confused when the owner kicked them out, and I realized "jesus these doofuses really do believe we're all living in a video game where the NPCs have no memory"
November 17, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Just heard re: some ICE agents who raided a Chicago taqueria, then went back to the same taqueria for lunch the following week and got confused when the owner kicked them out, and I realized "jesus these doofuses really do believe we're all living in a video game where the NPCs have no memory"
"it's unnatural" yeah that's the gist of civilization
November 17, 2025 at 7:52 AM
"it's unnatural" yeah that's the gist of civilization
moths are so cool i love horror monsters im so glad they don't exist
November 17, 2025 at 6:33 AM
moths are so cool i love horror monsters im so glad they don't exist
Reposted by Elloy Alt — also known as héloweese
fan of rot and grime who is also a germaphobe
November 16, 2025 at 11:23 PM
fan of rot and grime who is also a germaphobe
you can drill em dashes off from my cold dead corpse because im not moving a single inch for genAI and if someone accuses me of using it i will point and laugh
November 17, 2025 at 6:31 AM
you can drill em dashes off from my cold dead corpse because im not moving a single inch for genAI and if someone accuses me of using it i will point and laugh
uhhhhh
November 17, 2025 at 6:26 AM
uhhhhh
Reposted by Elloy Alt — also known as héloweese
Dems: Mamdani is too radical for our taste. Plus someone said he's antisemitic. And that name is scary to us! We need to keep him out.
Dems, 1 week later: Look lots of people have tattoos like that
Dems, 2 weeks later: Marjorie Taylor Greene, welcome to the Tent
Dems, 1 week later: Look lots of people have tattoos like that
Dems, 2 weeks later: Marjorie Taylor Greene, welcome to the Tent
November 16, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Dems: Mamdani is too radical for our taste. Plus someone said he's antisemitic. And that name is scary to us! We need to keep him out.
Dems, 1 week later: Look lots of people have tattoos like that
Dems, 2 weeks later: Marjorie Taylor Greene, welcome to the Tent
Dems, 1 week later: Look lots of people have tattoos like that
Dems, 2 weeks later: Marjorie Taylor Greene, welcome to the Tent
Reposted by Elloy Alt — also known as héloweese
"Get his ass” Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today's version of "seize him" imo
November 16, 2025 at 5:22 AM
"Get his ass” Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today's version of "seize him" imo
Reposted by Elloy Alt — also known as héloweese
miss v you will always be iconic to me
November 16, 2025 at 5:52 AM
miss v you will always be iconic to me
my head hurts, my eyes cried, i don't think ive ever laughed so much in a ttrpg session as tonight in more than fifteen years of playing
November 16, 2025 at 6:04 AM
my head hurts, my eyes cried, i don't think ive ever laughed so much in a ttrpg session as tonight in more than fifteen years of playing
Reposted by Elloy Alt — also known as héloweese
Ik Rook is more for the chess piece than the bird but i like to think Varric also thought of the bird when giving the nickname
November 15, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Ik Rook is more for the chess piece than the bird but i like to think Varric also thought of the bird when giving the nickname
Reposted by Elloy Alt — also known as héloweese
Reposted by Elloy Alt — also known as héloweese
fuck, the grief in this first episode is so well-acted
November 15, 2025 at 12:42 AM
fuck, the grief in this first episode is so well-acted
Reposted by Elloy Alt — also known as héloweese
watching twink penis for the first time. i mean twin peaks. im so excited
November 15, 2025 at 12:28 AM
watching twink penis for the first time. i mean twin peaks. im so excited
Reposted by Elloy Alt — also known as héloweese
Reposted by Elloy Alt — also known as héloweese
THEY'RE CALLED TWINKS, COOP. REALLY PRETTY BOYS. SOMETIMES WITH VERY STRONG MUSCLES. I SEE 'EM ALL THE TIME AT THE BAR. THEY'RE MOSTLY INTERESTED IN OLDER MEN WITH BIGGER BODIES. IT'S A CONTRAST THING
November 15, 2025 at 8:14 AM
THEY'RE CALLED TWINKS, COOP. REALLY PRETTY BOYS. SOMETIMES WITH VERY STRONG MUSCLES. I SEE 'EM ALL THE TIME AT THE BAR. THEY'RE MOSTLY INTERESTED IN OLDER MEN WITH BIGGER BODIES. IT'S A CONTRAST THING
Reposted by Elloy Alt — also known as héloweese
Vadge would fall in love with her sentient car. It's what Vin Diesel would want.
November 15, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Vadge would fall in love with her sentient car. It's what Vin Diesel would want.
Reposted by Elloy Alt — also known as héloweese
That fact that you're not 100% sure if this is satire or not speaks volumes.
November 15, 2025 at 4:03 AM
That fact that you're not 100% sure if this is satire or not speaks volumes.