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Archon of the Quabbin Cooperative,
4th Baron of Blueberry Hill,
Mad Scientist,
Cheese Specialist
He/Him
Pinned
Whipped this up this afternoon.
This is an acrylic painting I started over a year ago and dithered on it for far too long, but I finally finished it tonight! No name for it yet. And no, I did not use AI! #art #painting #skeleton #goth #gothic #skull #Halloween #weird #star #tentacles #acrylic
November 10, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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How many whippets does it take to clear out all the whipped cream in Ontario?

Let's find out!
WTFIWWY Live - Fool Whip - 11/5/25
YouTube video by Radio Dead Air
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November 9, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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Why is fascism right-wing?
November 8, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Tell me again, who's suppressing Christians?
Feds Tell Faith Leaders 'No More Prayer' Outside Broadview Facility (Charles Thrush/Block Club Chicago)

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November 8, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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I came across a promo Garfield VHS for an old Embassy Suites sweepstakes for travel agencies this is Garfield: In Search of the Suite Life!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZbK...
Garfield: LOST MEDIA FOUND
YouTube video by Phelan Porteous
www.youtube.com
November 7, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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I guess eventually I had to talk about Star Trek's stupid space hippie episode. My video all about it is now public, please share!
youtu.be/bnaxqPZuD54
November 7, 2025 at 12:04 PM
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rip 😔
November 4, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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Omg I’m dying 😂😂😂…so…So Emily Austin, a right wing 'influencer' who works for Bibi and the GOP, launched 'Hot Girls for Cuomo'.

Guess who didn't bother to register the URL when she did that? What do you think Hot Girls for Cuomo dot com leads to now?... 😄 Enjoy.

[ HotGirlsforCuomo.com ]
November 5, 2025 at 1:48 AM
It's been my experience that almost everyone who says to me "don't talk to me like that!", talks to ME like that ALL. THE. TIME.
November 4, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Exododus sounds like some late 1990s point & click mystery adventure game. In fact (opens GIMP, delves into very old CGI files I made 20 years ago). You're welcome.
November 3, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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New awareness campaign
November 3, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Behold my life size Enoch prop! I set this up for my Halloween party that I held last week. You'll also note the Pottsfieldian I also made that's sitting at Enoch's base. I have another Pottsfieldian I'm working on, but they weren't done in time. #OverTheGardenWall #Enoch #Halloween
November 3, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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There is so little real justice in this world. So if you can, enjoy the fact that Trump is one of the most miserable people alive.

Look at that closeup: a rictus of pain, confusion, anger, paranoia, exhaustion. Rapidly increasing illness and dementia. And it’s only gonna get worse for him.
November 2, 2025 at 10:47 PM
We've got a brand new Russell Up Some Grub for you! This time I try Bluey Cereal! #breakfast #cereal #Bluey #Kix #review #letstry #food
Russell Up Some Grub 121: Bluey Cereal
YouTube video by Cinematic For The People
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November 2, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Here's CFTP's Halloween 2025 Soda Taste Test Challenge! #Halloween #soda #pop #letstry #reaction #food #review #drink #beverage #weird
CFTP Extra: Halloween 2025 Soda Taste Test Challenge
YouTube video by Cinematic For The People
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November 2, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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🎵Suddenly magnets🎵
🎵Are going inside you🎵
🎵You don't need utensils🎵
🎵You won't have to poop!🎵
WTFIWWY Live - Little Temu of Horrors - 10/27/25
YouTube video by Radio Dead Air
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November 2, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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Tiny demon kitten wishes everyone a happy and safe #Halloween ! 🧡🖤🎃

#kidlitart
October 31, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Since You Tube is being a butt again, here's a link to CFTP's 2025 Hallowen Special that we put up on Odysee! Happy Halloween everyone! #Halloween #MST3K #Rifftrax #comedy #movie #commentary #comedy #funny #scifi #horror #curse #swamp #creature #weird #strange #film #feature #reaction #letswatch
The 2025 CFTP Halloween Special: Curse of the Swamp Creature
Welcome to Cinematic For The People's 2025 Halloween Special! This year, we're venturing deep into a foreboding swamp in search of an elusive beast! His name is Larry Buchanan! And he's got a movie fo...
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October 31, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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It's a Halloween miracle!

NEW EPISODE!

It's the 17th anniversary and it's the Spider-Men fighting really goofy terrorists!

youtu.be/VSdR1rJ1dMY
Spider Man Unlimited #8 - Atop the Fourth Wall
YouTube video by Linkara-AtopTheFourthWall
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October 31, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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IT (2017)
May 28, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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Words by Louise Simonson
Art by Jon Bogdanove
October 31, 2025 at 1:39 AM
The CFTP 2025 Halloween Special is rendering! It SHOULD be up tomorrow evening, just in time! It's thoroughly Larry Bucananized!
a black and white cartoon of skeletons dancing in a cemetery .
Alt: A vintage black and white cartoon of four skeletons dancing in a circle in a cemetery.
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October 31, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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NEW VIDEO: Ducktales gets the Flosstober treatment!

It's "Ducktales: Transylvania WITH LYRICS"
Ducktales: Transylvania WITH LYRICS [FLOSSTOBER 2025] - Brentalfloss
YouTube video by brentalfloss
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October 30, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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The time is upon us again: the best of the worst of this year's sexy Halloween costumes!

www.patreon.com/posts/hallow...
The Halloworst 2025 | Nash Bozard
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October 30, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Hot take: Reserve Bidding on auctions is bad actually and should be illegal.
October 28, 2025 at 9:20 AM