It's been my experience that almost everyone who says to me "don't talk to me like that!", talks to ME like that ALL. THE. TIME.

Behold my life size Enoch prop! I set this up for my Halloween party that I held last week. You'll also note the Pottsfieldian I also made that's sitting at Enoch's base. I have another Pottsfieldian I'm working on, but they weren't done in time. #OverTheGardenWall #Enoch #Halloween

drop an old person you’re gonna turn into in the future

(Finally watches Space King)

That's it? Feh.

I have done something a bit scandalous as a riffer: I cut scenes rather than riff on them. I know! I know. It's just that... I've said all I can about the endless, dull, repetitive chariot chases in the Undersea Kingdom, so I cut em out. I did make it funny though, so there's that.

I will only use this new and fabulous gif posting power for good.

Or at least funny.