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Do you eat your bagel w/cc open faced or as a sandwich like a sociopath?
November 12, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Do you eat your bagel w/cc open faced or as a sandwich like a sociopath?
I’ve been awake since 4am
*inner monologue of a guy who fucking hates DST
*inner monologue of a guy who fucking hates DST
November 12, 2025 at 11:35 AM
I’ve been awake since 4am
*inner monologue of a guy who fucking hates DST
*inner monologue of a guy who fucking hates DST
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I see snowflakes ❄️
November 11, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I see snowflakes ❄️
Me flirting last night “you wanna hear my food poem?” Her answer was a resounding yes. We might be falling in love, stay tuned.
In the meantime, enjoy the best poem about food you’ve ever read.
In the meantime, enjoy the best poem about food you’ve ever read.
November 11, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Me flirting last night “you wanna hear my food poem?” Her answer was a resounding yes. We might be falling in love, stay tuned.
In the meantime, enjoy the best poem about food you’ve ever read.
In the meantime, enjoy the best poem about food you’ve ever read.
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DONALD TRUMP: [asleep, drooling on long red tie]
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
November 10, 2025 at 2:37 AM
DONALD TRUMP: [asleep, drooling on long red tie]
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
ISO sugar mama to take me to the Sphere in the spring. I’ll rub your feet and you can sit on my face whenever you want. I could probably even rub your feet while you sit on my face to be honest. I’ll play with your hair till you fall asleep and rub your butt to wake you up. Eh eh??? #phish
November 9, 2025 at 6:42 PM
ISO sugar mama to take me to the Sphere in the spring. I’ll rub your feet and you can sit on my face whenever you want. I could probably even rub your feet while you sit on my face to be honest. I’ll play with your hair till you fall asleep and rub your butt to wake you up. Eh eh??? #phish
Stood up to my father today in a big way. Feeling angry/proud which is unique. Fuck that guy. He holds too much power over me. Boomers suck.
November 9, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Stood up to my father today in a big way. Feeling angry/proud which is unique. Fuck that guy. He holds too much power over me. Boomers suck.
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50 year mortgage is so crazy. to put it in perspective, 2016 was 50 years ago
November 9, 2025 at 6:42 AM
50 year mortgage is so crazy. to put it in perspective, 2016 was 50 years ago
Triptych #mirrorart #arsgratiaartis
November 9, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Triptych #mirrorart #arsgratiaartis
Won’t you come on join the party, dressed to kill?
November 8, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Won’t you come on join the party, dressed to kill?
@sulkirk.bsky.social what’s your opinion on blanch? We know how you feel about ranch… #bingaswingas
November 8, 2025 at 9:01 PM
@sulkirk.bsky.social what’s your opinion on blanch? We know how you feel about ranch… #bingaswingas
Reverse cowgirl so I can play the drum part from ‘in the air tonight’ on your ass
a gorilla is playing the drums in a room .
ALT: a gorilla is playing the drums in a room .
media.tenor.com
November 8, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Reverse cowgirl so I can play the drum part from ‘in the air tonight’ on your ass
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Compliments I received last night:(to be fair I was def feelin it)
I really love your vibe
How are you so stylish for a 45yo?
I get why my friends like you
Wow, no one’s made squirt for years
#loadweek
I really love your vibe
How are you so stylish for a 45yo?
I get why my friends like you
Wow, no one’s made squirt for years
#loadweek
a man wearing a red jacket with the number 24 on it
ALT: a man wearing a red jacket with the number 24 on it
media.tenor.com
November 8, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Compliments I received last night:(to be fair I was def feelin it)
I really love your vibe
How are you so stylish for a 45yo?
I get why my friends like you
Wow, no one’s made squirt for years
#loadweek
I really love your vibe
How are you so stylish for a 45yo?
I get why my friends like you
Wow, no one’s made squirt for years
#loadweek
The weight of loneliness these days seems 10x heavier than normal.
November 8, 2025 at 1:03 AM
The weight of loneliness these days seems 10x heavier than normal.
I definitely just saw some Jesse Pinkman looking motherfucker roll up to the bar in a hearse.
November 8, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I definitely just saw some Jesse Pinkman looking motherfucker roll up to the bar in a hearse.
Search and rescue Otter?!?! Be still my heart. I didn’t think Otters could get any higher on the list but they just put a huge gap between them and all other cutie patooties.
November 7, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Search and rescue Otter?!?! Be still my heart. I didn’t think Otters could get any higher on the list but they just put a huge gap between them and all other cutie patooties.
PSA
The Right Way to Load a Dishwasher
YouTube video by Real Simple
youtube.com
November 6, 2025 at 3:07 PM
PSA
We don’t need man buns, we’ve got a Donk
a painting of a naked man with blood coming out of his body
ALT: a painting of a naked man with blood coming out of his body
media.tenor.com
November 6, 2025 at 2:39 PM
We don’t need man buns, we’ve got a Donk
Extras extras, get your extras here!
Before I put up on COT does anyone need MSG tix? Two, 4 night runs available, selling together… #phish
Before I put up on COT does anyone need MSG tix? Two, 4 night runs available, selling together… #phish
November 6, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Extras extras, get your extras here!
Before I put up on COT does anyone need MSG tix? Two, 4 night runs available, selling together… #phish
Before I put up on COT does anyone need MSG tix? Two, 4 night runs available, selling together… #phish
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THIS IS SO GOOD
November 6, 2025 at 4:42 AM
THIS IS SO GOOD