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C_m_L_w_L_k
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Just a phish kid from Maine
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Ars Gratia Artis #davidbowie
Pass thru window bar into the glass/screen porch. Halfway done. This will be right above the sink in the kitchen. The dutch windows open all the way against the shakes.
November 13, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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Innocent people wouldn’t need to hold an emergency meeting to try to find a way to block the release of the Epstein Files
November 12, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Do you eat your bagel w/cc open faced or as a sandwich like a sociopath?
November 12, 2025 at 1:07 PM
I’ve been awake since 4am

*inner monologue of a guy who fucking hates DST
November 12, 2025 at 11:35 AM
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November 12, 2025 at 4:23 AM
I see snowflakes ❄️
November 11, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Me flirting last night “you wanna hear my food poem?” Her answer was a resounding yes. We might be falling in love, stay tuned.

In the meantime, enjoy the best poem about food you’ve ever read.
November 11, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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DONALD TRUMP: [asleep, drooling on long red tie]

SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
November 10, 2025 at 2:37 AM
ISO sugar mama to take me to the Sphere in the spring. I’ll rub your feet and you can sit on my face whenever you want. I could probably even rub your feet while you sit on my face to be honest. I’ll play with your hair till you fall asleep and rub your butt to wake you up. Eh eh??? #phish
November 9, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Stood up to my father today in a big way. Feeling angry/proud which is unique. Fuck that guy. He holds too much power over me. Boomers suck.
November 9, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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50 year mortgage is so crazy. to put it in perspective, 2016 was 50 years ago
November 9, 2025 at 6:42 AM
November 9, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Won’t you come on join the party, dressed to kill?
November 8, 2025 at 9:18 PM
@sulkirk.bsky.social what’s your opinion on blanch? We know how you feel about ranch… #bingaswingas
November 8, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Reverse cowgirl so I can play the drum part from ‘in the air tonight’ on your ass
a gorilla is playing the drums in a room .
ALT: a gorilla is playing the drums in a room .
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November 8, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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November 8, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Compliments I received last night:(to be fair I was def feelin it)

I really love your vibe

How are you so stylish for a 45yo?

I get why my friends like you

Wow, no one’s made squirt for years

#loadweek
a man wearing a red jacket with the number 24 on it
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November 8, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Yall ever fuck with this? It’s a trip.

80s.myretrotvs.com
My 80's TV!
Totally tune in to the lost decade with this nostalgic TV simulator. Why? Because it's a moral imperative. Also, it's your kids, Marty.
80s.myretrotvs.com
November 8, 2025 at 3:57 PM
The weight of loneliness these days seems 10x heavier than normal.
November 8, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I definitely just saw some Jesse Pinkman looking motherfucker roll up to the bar in a hearse.
November 8, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Search and rescue Otter?!?! Be still my heart. I didn’t think Otters could get any higher on the list but they just put a huge gap between them and all other cutie patooties.
Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!
November 7, 2025 at 3:48 PM
November 6, 2025 at 8:00 PM
In Rainbows
November 6, 2025 at 4:20 PM
PSA
The Right Way to Load a Dishwasher
YouTube video by Real Simple
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November 6, 2025 at 3:07 PM
We don’t need man buns, we’ve got a Donk
a painting of a naked man with blood coming out of his body
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November 6, 2025 at 2:39 PM