Chat Clussman
@clussman.com
Principal & Creative Director @ Ashandelle.com, shitposter, void yeller. I talk about design, running an agency, art, writing, woodworking, poker, and too much politics.
This is your daily reminder: fuck Schumer
January 28, 2026 at 10:55 PM
This is your daily reminder: fuck Schumer
A little bit of good news today!
Apple has landed the rights to Brandon Sanderson's 'Cosmere' universe
• ‘Mistborn' will be a film franchise
• 'The Stormlight Archive' will be a TV series
• Sanderson will have creative control of the projects
(via THR)
• ‘Mistborn' will be a film franchise
• 'The Stormlight Archive' will be a TV series
• Sanderson will have creative control of the projects
(via THR)
January 28, 2026 at 9:38 PM
A little bit of good news today!
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I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good.
Stay free
Stay free
Bruce Springsteen - Streets Of Minneapolis (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Bruce Springsteen
youtu.be
January 28, 2026 at 5:02 PM
I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good.
Stay free
Stay free
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What that means is the new ICE post-any-reforms will be a co-creation of the White House & Democrats; an agreed-upon new form for what is our now new secret police.
This means the next time some falls to an ICE bullet, there will be lots of blame to go around, which the @democrats.org will share. 5/
This means the next time some falls to an ICE bullet, there will be lots of blame to go around, which the @democrats.org will share. 5/
January 27, 2026 at 12:47 PM
What that means is the new ICE post-any-reforms will be a co-creation of the White House & Democrats; an agreed-upon new form for what is our now new secret police.
This means the next time some falls to an ICE bullet, there will be lots of blame to go around, which the @democrats.org will share. 5/
This means the next time some falls to an ICE bullet, there will be lots of blame to go around, which the @democrats.org will share. 5/
Look, I don't want to discriminate in hiring but a Canadian El Chapo is just weird
January 26, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Look, I don't want to discriminate in hiring but a Canadian El Chapo is just weird
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Stunning photos from Minneapolis, including this one by John Locher for the Associated Press. www.theatlantic.com/photography/...
January 15, 2026 at 7:22 PM
Stunning photos from Minneapolis, including this one by John Locher for the Associated Press. www.theatlantic.com/photography/...
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Incisive questions here from @jvl.bsky.social about the CBP shootings last night in Portland.
www.thebulwark.com/p/7-question...
www.thebulwark.com/p/7-question...
7 Questions About the Latest CBP Shooting
Border Patrol agents shot two more people in their vehicle, this time in Portland. And the story they’re telling doesn’t add up.
www.thebulwark.com
January 9, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Incisive questions here from @jvl.bsky.social about the CBP shootings last night in Portland.
www.thebulwark.com/p/7-question...
www.thebulwark.com/p/7-question...
In a healthy democracy, every congressperson deserves a strong primary challenger.
My statement on the capture of the brutal, illegitimate ruler of Venezuela, Nicolás Maduro, and need for a transition to democracy:
January 3, 2026 at 6:47 PM
In a healthy democracy, every congressperson deserves a strong primary challenger.
The experience of using Mac OS 26.1 Tahoe makes me want to buy a PC for the first time in 30 years.
Everything crashes constantly, every day, for months. It’s Oops, All Memory Leaks.
Everything crashes constantly, every day, for months. It’s Oops, All Memory Leaks.
January 2, 2026 at 7:51 PM
The experience of using Mac OS 26.1 Tahoe makes me want to buy a PC for the first time in 30 years.
Everything crashes constantly, every day, for months. It’s Oops, All Memory Leaks.
Everything crashes constantly, every day, for months. It’s Oops, All Memory Leaks.
5 perfect movies (in no particular order):
Groundhog Day
The Evil Dead
The Matrix
From Dusk Til Dawn
Star Wars: Episode IV – A New Hope
Groundhog Day
The Evil Dead
The Matrix
From Dusk Til Dawn
Star Wars: Episode IV – A New Hope
5 perfect movies (in no particular order):
The Haunting (1963)
Until the End of the World
Pan’s Labyrinth
Aguirre, the Wrath of God
Throne of Blood
The Haunting (1963)
Until the End of the World
Pan’s Labyrinth
Aguirre, the Wrath of God
Throne of Blood
5 perfect movies (in no particular order):
-There Will Be Blood
-All About Eve
-Groundhog Day
-One Cut of the Dead
-The Silence of the Lambs
-There Will Be Blood
-All About Eve
-Groundhog Day
-One Cut of the Dead
-The Silence of the Lambs
December 25, 2025 at 12:46 AM
5 perfect movies (in no particular order):
Groundhog Day
The Evil Dead
The Matrix
From Dusk Til Dawn
Star Wars: Episode IV – A New Hope
Groundhog Day
The Evil Dead
The Matrix
From Dusk Til Dawn
Star Wars: Episode IV – A New Hope
We need this everywhere. Policies that actually help small businesses succeed instead of just further entrenching megacorps.
Soon small businesses won’t have to wait for Small Business Saturday to get attention from their Mayor.
Some changes that they can look forward to:
Some changes that they can look forward to:
November 30, 2025 at 7:42 PM
We need this everywhere. Policies that actually help small businesses succeed instead of just further entrenching megacorps.
People saying this like we don’t live in a world where Clare Malone “debunked” Hasan Minhaj’s comedy routine. Making a career out of destroying other peoples’ careers absolutely exists. now You See Me just realized that before the rest of us.
November 29, 2025 at 10:11 PM
People saying this like we don’t live in a world where Clare Malone “debunked” Hasan Minhaj’s comedy routine. Making a career out of destroying other peoples’ careers absolutely exists. now You See Me just realized that before the rest of us.
Made a huge pot of potato soup with leek, sausage, bacon, and celery. And potatoes. Yukon gold potatoes. It was so good and I am so stuffed. Made about 7lbs and my family will have it gone by tomorrow. 🥔 🍲 😀
November 26, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Made a huge pot of potato soup with leek, sausage, bacon, and celery. And potatoes. Yukon gold potatoes. It was so good and I am so stuffed. Made about 7lbs and my family will have it gone by tomorrow. 🥔 🍲 😀
OMG go to jmail.world. It’s a
GMail clone but you’re logged in as Jeffrey Epstein with all of his emails available to filter / search
GMail clone but you’re logged in as Jeffrey Epstein with all of his emails available to filter / search
Jmail, logged in as jeevacation@gmail.com
You are logged into jeevacation@gmail.com, Jeffrey Epstein's email. Sourced from the November 2025 House Oversight Committee data release.
jmail.world
November 22, 2025 at 3:38 AM
OMG go to jmail.world. It’s a
GMail clone but you’re logged in as Jeffrey Epstein with all of his emails available to filter / search
GMail clone but you’re logged in as Jeffrey Epstein with all of his emails available to filter / search
Federal district court in Texas blocks racial gerrymandering (after California passed their bill to counter it)
www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8DoMhNx/
www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8DoMhNx/
Hope. Is that you?
TikTok video by nathancjun
www.tiktok.com
November 19, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Federal district court in Texas blocks racial gerrymandering (after California passed their bill to counter it)
www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8DoMhNx/
www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8DoMhNx/
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Worth reminding everyone that the current highest ranking Democrat in America openly admits he bases his decisions on what he thinks an imaginary person would want and today he and most of his allies are struggling to understand how somebody like Mamdani won by talking to voters who actually exist
June 26, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Worth reminding everyone that the current highest ranking Democrat in America openly admits he bases his decisions on what he thinks an imaginary person would want and today he and most of his allies are struggling to understand how somebody like Mamdani won by talking to voters who actually exist
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There are certain fights that you need to either never pick in the first place or be certain you're willing to see all the way through.
The shutdown was one of them.
The shutdown was one of them.
November 12, 2025 at 12:22 AM
There are certain fights that you need to either never pick in the first place or be certain you're willing to see all the way through.
The shutdown was one of them.
The shutdown was one of them.
Democrats didn't just cave and get nothing in exchange for ending the government shutdown. They actually gave shit to the Republicans so it'll be harder to investigate them for crimes—past, present, or future.
www.cbsnews.com/news/governm...
www.cbsnews.com/news/governm...
Shutdown deal lets senators sue for $500,000 over data seizures like those in Jan. 6 probe
A provision of shutdown deal authorizes senators to bring lawsuits if federal law enforcement seizes or subpoenas their data without notifying them, with potential damages of $500,000.
www.cbsnews.com
November 11, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Democrats didn't just cave and get nothing in exchange for ending the government shutdown. They actually gave shit to the Republicans so it'll be harder to investigate them for crimes—past, present, or future.
www.cbsnews.com/news/governm...
www.cbsnews.com/news/governm...
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Every time you capitulate to a bully, they'll come back at you twice as brutally.
If you didn't learn this life lesson in third grade, GTFO of the US Senate.
If you didn't learn this life lesson in third grade, GTFO of the US Senate.
November 10, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Every time you capitulate to a bully, they'll come back at you twice as brutally.
If you didn't learn this life lesson in third grade, GTFO of the US Senate.
If you didn't learn this life lesson in third grade, GTFO of the US Senate.
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Are you fed up?!
Do you want change?!
Do I have an answer for you!
#DSA #DemocraticSocialism #Bernie #AOC #Mamdani
Do you want change?!
Do I have an answer for you!
#DSA #DemocraticSocialism #Bernie #AOC #Mamdani
November 10, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Are you fed up?!
Do you want change?!
Do I have an answer for you!
#DSA #DemocraticSocialism #Bernie #AOC #Mamdani
Do you want change?!
Do I have an answer for you!
#DSA #DemocraticSocialism #Bernie #AOC #Mamdani
I had to login to Facebook to use the marketplace. The first thing I saw was AI slop about Elon rescuing an entire shelter of dogs in NYC right before it shut down and the dogs euthanized. Followed by 7,000 comments praising Elon for his act of kindness.
And that summed up Facebook so well.
And that summed up Facebook so well.
November 10, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I had to login to Facebook to use the marketplace. The first thing I saw was AI slop about Elon rescuing an entire shelter of dogs in NYC right before it shut down and the dogs euthanized. Followed by 7,000 comments praising Elon for his act of kindness.
And that summed up Facebook so well.
And that summed up Facebook so well.
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reprehensible to me that regular citizens putting their bodies on the line to protest ICE abductions are showing more courage every day than our elected officials.
Any democratic senator not calling for Schumer to step down is complicit. And we will replace them all with people willing to fight
Any democratic senator not calling for Schumer to step down is complicit. And we will replace them all with people willing to fight
Democrats seem to think the pivoting to the center makes them most electable but all it does it piss *everyone* off.
Having beliefs/a backbone and being authentic is the best way to win elections. People are fucking sick of croneyism and corporate suck ups and that is why Zohran cruised to victory
Having beliefs/a backbone and being authentic is the best way to win elections. People are fucking sick of croneyism and corporate suck ups and that is why Zohran cruised to victory
November 10, 2025 at 6:17 PM
reprehensible to me that regular citizens putting their bodies on the line to protest ICE abductions are showing more courage every day than our elected officials.
Any democratic senator not calling for Schumer to step down is complicit. And we will replace them all with people willing to fight
Any democratic senator not calling for Schumer to step down is complicit. And we will replace them all with people willing to fight
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Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About
Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About
WASHINGTON—Having thus far caved on eliminating the filibuster, advancing an adequate climate change agenda, and protecting voting rights, congressional Democrats told reporters Wednesday they were si...
theonion.com
November 10, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About
Tired: the Democratic Party
Wired: the Democratic Socialists of America
Because fuck the establishment
www.dsausa.org
Wired: the Democratic Socialists of America
Because fuck the establishment
www.dsausa.org
Democratic Socialists of America (DSA) -
Working towards a better future for all.
www.dsausa.org
November 10, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Tired: the Democratic Party
Wired: the Democratic Socialists of America
Because fuck the establishment
www.dsausa.org
Wired: the Democratic Socialists of America
Because fuck the establishment
www.dsausa.org