Chat Clussman
@clussman.com
Principal & Creative Director @ Ashandelle.com, shitposter, void yeller. I talk about design, running an agency, art, writing, woodworking, poker, and too much politics.
People saying this like we don’t live in a world where Clare Malone “debunked” Hasan Minhaj’s comedy routine. Making a career out of destroying other peoples’ careers absolutely exists. now You See Me just realized that before the rest of us.
November 29, 2025 at 10:11 PM
People saying this like we don’t live in a world where Clare Malone “debunked” Hasan Minhaj’s comedy routine. Making a career out of destroying other peoples’ careers absolutely exists. now You See Me just realized that before the rest of us.
Made a huge pot of potato soup with leek, sausage, bacon, and celery. And potatoes. Yukon gold potatoes. It was so good and I am so stuffed. Made about 7lbs and my family will have it gone by tomorrow. 🥔 🍲 😀
November 26, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Made a huge pot of potato soup with leek, sausage, bacon, and celery. And potatoes. Yukon gold potatoes. It was so good and I am so stuffed. Made about 7lbs and my family will have it gone by tomorrow. 🥔 🍲 😀
OMG go to jmail.world. It’s a
GMail clone but you’re logged in as Jeffrey Epstein with all of his emails available to filter / search
GMail clone but you’re logged in as Jeffrey Epstein with all of his emails available to filter / search
Jmail, logged in as jeevacation@gmail.com
You are logged into jeevacation@gmail.com, Jeffrey Epstein's email. Sourced from the November 2025 House Oversight Committee data release.
jmail.world
November 22, 2025 at 3:38 AM
OMG go to jmail.world. It’s a
GMail clone but you’re logged in as Jeffrey Epstein with all of his emails available to filter / search
GMail clone but you’re logged in as Jeffrey Epstein with all of his emails available to filter / search
Federal district court in Texas blocks racial gerrymandering (after California passed their bill to counter it)
www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8DoMhNx/
www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8DoMhNx/
Hope. Is that you?
TikTok video by nathancjun
www.tiktok.com
November 19, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Federal district court in Texas blocks racial gerrymandering (after California passed their bill to counter it)
www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8DoMhNx/
www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8DoMhNx/
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Worth reminding everyone that the current highest ranking Democrat in America openly admits he bases his decisions on what he thinks an imaginary person would want and today he and most of his allies are struggling to understand how somebody like Mamdani won by talking to voters who actually exist
June 26, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Worth reminding everyone that the current highest ranking Democrat in America openly admits he bases his decisions on what he thinks an imaginary person would want and today he and most of his allies are struggling to understand how somebody like Mamdani won by talking to voters who actually exist
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There are certain fights that you need to either never pick in the first place or be certain you're willing to see all the way through.
The shutdown was one of them.
The shutdown was one of them.
November 12, 2025 at 12:22 AM
There are certain fights that you need to either never pick in the first place or be certain you're willing to see all the way through.
The shutdown was one of them.
The shutdown was one of them.
Democrats didn't just cave and get nothing in exchange for ending the government shutdown. They actually gave shit to the Republicans so it'll be harder to investigate them for crimes—past, present, or future.
www.cbsnews.com/news/governm...
www.cbsnews.com/news/governm...
Shutdown deal lets senators sue for $500,000 over data seizures like those in Jan. 6 probe
A provision of shutdown deal authorizes senators to bring lawsuits if federal law enforcement seizes or subpoenas their data without notifying them, with potential damages of $500,000.
www.cbsnews.com
November 11, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Democrats didn't just cave and get nothing in exchange for ending the government shutdown. They actually gave shit to the Republicans so it'll be harder to investigate them for crimes—past, present, or future.
www.cbsnews.com/news/governm...
www.cbsnews.com/news/governm...
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Every time you capitulate to a bully, they'll come back at you twice as brutally.
If you didn't learn this life lesson in third grade, GTFO of the US Senate.
If you didn't learn this life lesson in third grade, GTFO of the US Senate.
November 10, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Every time you capitulate to a bully, they'll come back at you twice as brutally.
If you didn't learn this life lesson in third grade, GTFO of the US Senate.
If you didn't learn this life lesson in third grade, GTFO of the US Senate.
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Are you fed up?!
Do you want change?!
Do I have an answer for you!
#DSA #DemocraticSocialism #Bernie #AOC #Mamdani
Do you want change?!
Do I have an answer for you!
#DSA #DemocraticSocialism #Bernie #AOC #Mamdani
November 10, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Are you fed up?!
Do you want change?!
Do I have an answer for you!
#DSA #DemocraticSocialism #Bernie #AOC #Mamdani
Do you want change?!
Do I have an answer for you!
#DSA #DemocraticSocialism #Bernie #AOC #Mamdani
I had to login to Facebook to use the marketplace. The first thing I saw was AI slop about Elon rescuing an entire shelter of dogs in NYC right before it shut down and the dogs euthanized. Followed by 7,000 comments praising Elon for his act of kindness.
And that summed up Facebook so well.
And that summed up Facebook so well.
November 10, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I had to login to Facebook to use the marketplace. The first thing I saw was AI slop about Elon rescuing an entire shelter of dogs in NYC right before it shut down and the dogs euthanized. Followed by 7,000 comments praising Elon for his act of kindness.
And that summed up Facebook so well.
And that summed up Facebook so well.
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reprehensible to me that regular citizens putting their bodies on the line to protest ICE abductions are showing more courage every day than our elected officials.
Any democratic senator not calling for Schumer to step down is complicit. And we will replace them all with people willing to fight
Any democratic senator not calling for Schumer to step down is complicit. And we will replace them all with people willing to fight
Democrats seem to think the pivoting to the center makes them most electable but all it does it piss *everyone* off.
Having beliefs/a backbone and being authentic is the best way to win elections. People are fucking sick of croneyism and corporate suck ups and that is why Zohran cruised to victory
Having beliefs/a backbone and being authentic is the best way to win elections. People are fucking sick of croneyism and corporate suck ups and that is why Zohran cruised to victory
November 10, 2025 at 6:17 PM
reprehensible to me that regular citizens putting their bodies on the line to protest ICE abductions are showing more courage every day than our elected officials.
Any democratic senator not calling for Schumer to step down is complicit. And we will replace them all with people willing to fight
Any democratic senator not calling for Schumer to step down is complicit. And we will replace them all with people willing to fight
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Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About
Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About
WASHINGTON—Having thus far caved on eliminating the filibuster, advancing an adequate climate change agenda, and protecting voting rights, congressional Democrats told reporters Wednesday they were si...
theonion.com
November 10, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About
Tired: the Democratic Party
Wired: the Democratic Socialists of America
Because fuck the establishment
www.dsausa.org
Wired: the Democratic Socialists of America
Because fuck the establishment
www.dsausa.org
Democratic Socialists of America (DSA) -
Working towards a better future for all.
www.dsausa.org
November 10, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Tired: the Democratic Party
Wired: the Democratic Socialists of America
Because fuck the establishment
www.dsausa.org
Wired: the Democratic Socialists of America
Because fuck the establishment
www.dsausa.org
Let's be honest, establishment dems don't want to make things better, they just don't want to make things worse. If making things better becomes even the slightest inconvenience to them, they'll cave in a heartbeat. That's all we're seeing here.
"When your enemy is making one catastrophic mistake after another, interrupt them and save them from any consequences they might face."
–Schumer-Tzu
–Schumer-Tzu
November 10, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Let's be honest, establishment dems don't want to make things better, they just don't want to make things worse. If making things better becomes even the slightest inconvenience to them, they'll cave in a heartbeat. That's all we're seeing here.
Awww, they even wore matching outfits
Looooove so many things I’ve got to tell you.
October 30, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Awww, they even wore matching outfits
Newark, Bush, and Hobby airports all had ground stops yesterday. JFK also had a ground stop for over an hour today. I would hate to have to fly anywhere right now but I support the workers.
*FAA ISSUES GROUND STOP AT WASHINGTON REAGAN DUE TO STAFFING
October 30, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Newark, Bush, and Hobby airports all had ground stops yesterday. JFK also had a ground stop for over an hour today. I would hate to have to fly anywhere right now but I support the workers.
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It's easy to fall into the trap of thinking that creative layouts are reserved for larger screens. But check out how @allthatmalarkey.bsky.social keeps it real on small screens.
css-tricks.com/getting-crea...
css-tricks.com/getting-crea...
Getting Creative With Small Screens | CSS-Tricks
On mobile, people can lose their sense of context and can’t easily tell where a section begins or ends. Good small-screen design can help orient them using a variety of techniques.
css-tricks.com
October 29, 2025 at 5:15 PM
It's easy to fall into the trap of thinking that creative layouts are reserved for larger screens. But check out how @allthatmalarkey.bsky.social keeps it real on small screens.
css-tricks.com/getting-crea...
css-tricks.com/getting-crea...
25 years ago, my friends and I could go to Hooters (I was young) on a Tuesday for “triple nickel” wings. Literally ¢15 wings. Want 10 wings? Buck-fifty. Got three friends? Six bucks, all-in.
I just DoorDashed 40 orders of wings and, with delivery fee and tip, it came out to $120.
I just DoorDashed 40 orders of wings and, with delivery fee and tip, it came out to $120.
October 30, 2025 at 12:37 AM
25 years ago, my friends and I could go to Hooters (I was young) on a Tuesday for “triple nickel” wings. Literally ¢15 wings. Want 10 wings? Buck-fifty. Got three friends? Six bucks, all-in.
I just DoorDashed 40 orders of wings and, with delivery fee and tip, it came out to $120.
I just DoorDashed 40 orders of wings and, with delivery fee and tip, it came out to $120.
Rural life:
The cats have not been doing a good job of keeping the in-house scorpion populations (plural, three varieties) down and, while they kill any copperheads that come into the house, nothing is maintaining a perimeter around the property.
The cats have not been doing a good job of keeping the in-house scorpion populations (plural, three varieties) down and, while they kill any copperheads that come into the house, nothing is maintaining a perimeter around the property.
October 27, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Rural life:
The cats have not been doing a good job of keeping the in-house scorpion populations (plural, three varieties) down and, while they kill any copperheads that come into the house, nothing is maintaining a perimeter around the property.
The cats have not been doing a good job of keeping the in-house scorpion populations (plural, three varieties) down and, while they kill any copperheads that come into the house, nothing is maintaining a perimeter around the property.
I swear a lot and I’m going to start swearing a lot on socials I think.
October 24, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I swear a lot and I’m going to start swearing a lot on socials I think.
You can’t be a leader if you’re that much of a fucking coward
Hakeem Jeffries echoes Mamdani's affordability message, prompting CNBC host to ask: "Therefore you're endorsing Mamdani?"
Hakeem Jeffries nervously replies: "No, that's not what, that's not what I'm saying, that's not what I'm saying"
Hakeem Jeffries nervously replies: "No, that's not what, that's not what I'm saying, that's not what I'm saying"
October 24, 2025 at 6:45 PM
You can’t be a leader if you’re that much of a fucking coward
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Mamdani: "There are 12 days remaining until Election Day. I will be a Muslim man in NYC each of those 12 days and every day that follows after that. I will not change who I am, how I eat, or the faith that I am proud to call my own."
October 24, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Mamdani: "There are 12 days remaining until Election Day. I will be a Muslim man in NYC each of those 12 days and every day that follows after that. I will not change who I am, how I eat, or the faith that I am proud to call my own."
Bannon stating outright that Trump will have a third term. And he can: Trump could run as Vance's VP, Vance could resign on day one, and Trump could nominate Vance to be his new VP. They could campaign on it. They could rig the election to make sure it happens.
October 24, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Bannon stating outright that Trump will have a third term. And he can: Trump could run as Vance's VP, Vance could resign on day one, and Trump could nominate Vance to be his new VP. They could campaign on it. They could rig the election to make sure it happens.
Tesla having record sales makes me think we need to combine Trump and Musk protests and start having them near Tesla stores again because fuck that Nazi.
October 23, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Tesla having record sales makes me think we need to combine Trump and Musk protests and start having them near Tesla stores again because fuck that Nazi.