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Just the most loser shit imaginable. Imagine actually doing this anywhere, much less *at a party with other humans*
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Just the most loser shit imaginable. Imagine actually doing this anywhere, much less *at a party with other humans*
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imagine being this big of a fuckin loser
November 23, 2025 at 11:42 AM
imagine being this big of a fuckin loser
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New hip insult you'll be hearing everywhere soon:
"Was this made by Al?"
Especially effective when mentioned while watching a film (especially a big budget one) or listening to the new release of a song (preferably by a big pop star).
"Was this made by Al?"
Especially effective when mentioned while watching a film (especially a big budget one) or listening to the new release of a song (preferably by a big pop star).
November 14, 2025 at 2:23 PM
New hip insult you'll be hearing everywhere soon:
"Was this made by Al?"
Especially effective when mentioned while watching a film (especially a big budget one) or listening to the new release of a song (preferably by a big pop star).
"Was this made by Al?"
Especially effective when mentioned while watching a film (especially a big budget one) or listening to the new release of a song (preferably by a big pop star).
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Hey Megyn Kelly,
14-year-old Eloise would like a word:
“If my voice makes you uncomfortable, good…
because the minute adults start defending predators by defending the age of a child, you’re not protecting the truth, you’re protecting the predator.”
Sound up! 🔥🔊
1/2
14-year-old Eloise would like a word:
“If my voice makes you uncomfortable, good…
because the minute adults start defending predators by defending the age of a child, you’re not protecting the truth, you’re protecting the predator.”
Sound up! 🔥🔊
1/2
November 15, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Hey Megyn Kelly,
14-year-old Eloise would like a word:
“If my voice makes you uncomfortable, good…
because the minute adults start defending predators by defending the age of a child, you’re not protecting the truth, you’re protecting the predator.”
Sound up! 🔥🔊
1/2
14-year-old Eloise would like a word:
“If my voice makes you uncomfortable, good…
because the minute adults start defending predators by defending the age of a child, you’re not protecting the truth, you’re protecting the predator.”
Sound up! 🔥🔊
1/2
That anybody needs to somehow validate or justify 15 year olds having sex as being right or proper, regardless of gender or sexual identity, is just fucking WILD.
In 2025, mind you.
2025.
In 2025, mind you.
2025.
November 15, 2025 at 6:52 PM
That anybody needs to somehow validate or justify 15 year olds having sex as being right or proper, regardless of gender or sexual identity, is just fucking WILD.
In 2025, mind you.
2025.
In 2025, mind you.
2025.
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My teenagers can’t get a ticket to the Running Man remake on their own, but sure, they’re consenting adults when it comes to sex.
There’s not enough pepper spray in the world for these creeps
There’s not enough pepper spray in the world for these creeps
November 15, 2025 at 5:20 PM
My teenagers can’t get a ticket to the Running Man remake on their own, but sure, they’re consenting adults when it comes to sex.
There’s not enough pepper spray in the world for these creeps
There’s not enough pepper spray in the world for these creeps
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I just don’t see how we can pretend even for a moment that anything involving our federal government is remotely normal when the president is covering up his involvement in a child sex trafficking ring. Like, what are we doing here
November 15, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I just don’t see how we can pretend even for a moment that anything involving our federal government is remotely normal when the president is covering up his involvement in a child sex trafficking ring. Like, what are we doing here
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I am as sex positive as the next person. I believe you should have all the craziest consensual sex in the world you want. But I am a decent person and when you involve children I think you should be put against a wall and shot.
November 13, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I am as sex positive as the next person. I believe you should have all the craziest consensual sex in the world you want. But I am a decent person and when you involve children I think you should be put against a wall and shot.
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I've said it many times before and Andrew Cuomo is making me say it again: we don't have a cancellation problem. We have never had a cancellation problem. To the contrary, we have a problem that "disgrace" is a very temporary embarrassment— an brief entr'acte more than an intermission.
June 16, 2025 at 1:37 PM
I've said it many times before and Andrew Cuomo is making me say it again: we don't have a cancellation problem. We have never had a cancellation problem. To the contrary, we have a problem that "disgrace" is a very temporary embarrassment— an brief entr'acte more than an intermission.
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A lot of fine work from this account.
But this one is, all by itself, a career.
But this one is, all by itself, a career.
If Democrats release files showing that Trump was complicit in Epstein's pedophilia, and Trump tries to distract from it by starting a war with Nigeria or Venezuela, then Democrats will have blood on their hands.
November 13, 2025 at 1:53 AM
A lot of fine work from this account.
But this one is, all by itself, a career.
But this one is, all by itself, a career.
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Just gonna put this here
November 7, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Just gonna put this here
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Again, really appreciate all the centrist pundits who whitewashed Charlie Kirk's proud legacy of putting teachers in the crosshairs of psychos.
November 4, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Again, really appreciate all the centrist pundits who whitewashed Charlie Kirk's proud legacy of putting teachers in the crosshairs of psychos.
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Walmart, McDonalds and Amazon are the largest employers of people who require SNAP assistance.
The CEOs earned between 18-40 million last year, 1000x their median employee income.
They took billions in profits, while their workers relied on SNAP to survive.
Wanna fix fraud and abuse?
Fix that.
The CEOs earned between 18-40 million last year, 1000x their median employee income.
They took billions in profits, while their workers relied on SNAP to survive.
Wanna fix fraud and abuse?
Fix that.
November 3, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Walmart, McDonalds and Amazon are the largest employers of people who require SNAP assistance.
The CEOs earned between 18-40 million last year, 1000x their median employee income.
They took billions in profits, while their workers relied on SNAP to survive.
Wanna fix fraud and abuse?
Fix that.
The CEOs earned between 18-40 million last year, 1000x their median employee income.
They took billions in profits, while their workers relied on SNAP to survive.
Wanna fix fraud and abuse?
Fix that.
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Amazon just announced 14,000 layoffs. Its CEO made over $40M last year.
UPS announced 48,000 layoffs. Its CEO made over $24M last year.
Intel announced 20,000 layoffs. Its new CEO's pay package is valued at nearly $69M.
This is what I mean when I say the system is rigged.
UPS announced 48,000 layoffs. Its CEO made over $24M last year.
Intel announced 20,000 layoffs. Its new CEO's pay package is valued at nearly $69M.
This is what I mean when I say the system is rigged.
October 29, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Amazon just announced 14,000 layoffs. Its CEO made over $40M last year.
UPS announced 48,000 layoffs. Its CEO made over $24M last year.
Intel announced 20,000 layoffs. Its new CEO's pay package is valued at nearly $69M.
This is what I mean when I say the system is rigged.
UPS announced 48,000 layoffs. Its CEO made over $24M last year.
Intel announced 20,000 layoffs. Its new CEO's pay package is valued at nearly $69M.
This is what I mean when I say the system is rigged.
Saw something recently that said that revolutions start when people start to go hungry.
The easiest thing for 47 to do to stay in power would be to make sure that people get fed but he’s too stupid to do that so if the hungry rise up, they’ll be looking for the guy in the gaudy golden room.
The easiest thing for 47 to do to stay in power would be to make sure that people get fed but he’s too stupid to do that so if the hungry rise up, they’ll be looking for the guy in the gaudy golden room.
October 29, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Saw something recently that said that revolutions start when people start to go hungry.
The easiest thing for 47 to do to stay in power would be to make sure that people get fed but he’s too stupid to do that so if the hungry rise up, they’ll be looking for the guy in the gaudy golden room.
The easiest thing for 47 to do to stay in power would be to make sure that people get fed but he’s too stupid to do that so if the hungry rise up, they’ll be looking for the guy in the gaudy golden room.
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'How to tell you've had a successful business meeting':
1) You ate free food
2) You said one thing that was confusing enough to sound intelligent
3) You left with no assigned action items
1) You ate free food
2) You said one thing that was confusing enough to sound intelligent
3) You left with no assigned action items
October 28, 2025 at 11:55 AM
'How to tell you've had a successful business meeting':
1) You ate free food
2) You said one thing that was confusing enough to sound intelligent
3) You left with no assigned action items
1) You ate free food
2) You said one thing that was confusing enough to sound intelligent
3) You left with no assigned action items
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Billionaires are now in the business of advocating policies that will make the vast majority’s lives tangibly worse in order to make their lives unnoticeably better. Money is an abstraction to keep score for them. But it’s food, health, and shelter for everyone else.
October 25, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Billionaires are now in the business of advocating policies that will make the vast majority’s lives tangibly worse in order to make their lives unnoticeably better. Money is an abstraction to keep score for them. But it’s food, health, and shelter for everyone else.
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Spirit Halloween Hiring Manager:
And where do you see yourself in five days
And where do you see yourself in five days
October 25, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Spirit Halloween Hiring Manager:
And where do you see yourself in five days
And where do you see yourself in five days
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Reagan's approach to the world prominently featured two things:
1) Russian aggression bad, Western democratic alliance good
2) Free trade good, tariffs and other barriers to trade bad
Pretending it's the opposite is the sort of reality inversion only someone who rejects truth itself could buy.
1) Russian aggression bad, Western democratic alliance good
2) Free trade good, tariffs and other barriers to trade bad
Pretending it's the opposite is the sort of reality inversion only someone who rejects truth itself could buy.
October 25, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Reagan's approach to the world prominently featured two things:
1) Russian aggression bad, Western democratic alliance good
2) Free trade good, tariffs and other barriers to trade bad
Pretending it's the opposite is the sort of reality inversion only someone who rejects truth itself could buy.
1) Russian aggression bad, Western democratic alliance good
2) Free trade good, tariffs and other barriers to trade bad
Pretending it's the opposite is the sort of reality inversion only someone who rejects truth itself could buy.
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my most lib opinion: so long as we have law enforcement officers, they should probably be able to pass an exam about what the law allows them to do without consulting notes
New ICE recruiting methods have resulted in half of this group of absolute winners failing AN OPEN BOOK TEST
October 23, 2025 at 2:27 PM
my most lib opinion: so long as we have law enforcement officers, they should probably be able to pass an exam about what the law allows them to do without consulting notes
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The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast'
10/10 response, no notes
10/10 response, no notes
October 24, 2025 at 8:27 AM
The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast'
10/10 response, no notes
10/10 response, no notes
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The whole reason for America was NO KINGS. If you don't get that, you're the one who hates America.
October 18, 2025 at 4:42 PM
The whole reason for America was NO KINGS. If you don't get that, you're the one who hates America.
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Dell Buds have Treble Boost (tm) technology to emphasise the thin, nasal voices of your coworkers during meaningless Zoom meetings. If you try to play music on them they release a potent neurotoxin.
October 17, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Dell Buds have Treble Boost (tm) technology to emphasise the thin, nasal voices of your coworkers during meaningless Zoom meetings. If you try to play music on them they release a potent neurotoxin.