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Mystery wife guy
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My fellow adhders, I love you so much that I’m gonna hold your hand when I tell you: When you think you always know how someone else is going to finish their sentence halfway through the sentence…no you don’t.
November 14, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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Oh shit it was Circumstances?? Why haven’t we arrested Circumstances yet

www.nytimes.com/2025/11/13/u...
November 14, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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The last 48 hours have been incredible if you're a hater
November 13, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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i’ve said this before and i remain convinced it’s true, the 2028 platform that would deliver obama 08 results is “i am gonna
bring the hammer down on the corrupt self-dealing politicians and their rich friends and there are no sacred cows id give a pass”
November 13, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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After an economic crash you always see headlines like What Was Everyone Thinking? What do you mean everyone, most of us are waving our arms and screaming every day, it's a handful of insanely rich assholes who aren't listening
November 13, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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"American girls have to sell sex to the nominee for attorney general of the United States to get braces" sounds like Soviet propaganda
November 13, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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I have discovered a planet. It is closer than a dream. The breeze is whispering and smells strongly of steel. Perhaps one day we will be happy there.
November 13, 2025 at 12:37 PM
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The Republican president is a pedophile who has doubled my healthcare costs and let scores of violent criminals out of jail. But a Democratic mayor-elect wants to make busses free in a city I don't live in. I have never felt more politically homeless.
November 13, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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CLAIM: The government is run by a secret society of pedophiles
RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret
November 13, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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One of the defining feelings in American life, for decades now, is elites doing plainly criminal shit and nothing at all happening as a result. It is deranging in a way that virtually nothing else is. Media fixates on perceived street lawlessness but shit like this matters much more in my opinion.
March 30, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Elden Ringtone
November 12, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Ghost in the Shell
True Grit
Amelie
Wood Ear
Turkey Tail

My chocolate Carhardt that I wore until it fell apart 2005-2018
Favourite Japanese Film
Favourite Western
Favourite French Film
Favourite Mushroom (Edible)
Favourite Mushroom (Non-Edible)

Fashion bits you'd buy if you could afford?
November 12, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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DESPITE ALL MY RAGE
LET'S CIRCLE BACK
AND GET ON THE SAME PAGE

DESPITE ALL MY RAGE THERE ARE STILL SEVERAL METRICS TO GAUGE

SOMEONE WILL SAY
TURN THIS IN
BY THE END OF THE DAY

DESPITE ALL MY RAGE
YOU DON'T NEED MY SIGN-OFF
AT THIS STAGE
November 11, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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November 11, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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Damn! That bitch was not lying! The new world do struggle to be born
November 11, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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RPG potion sellers have no incentive to stop the undead-industrial-complex
November 10, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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Truly amazing that any time the democrats have to bite the bullet and do something that ruins countless lives, there's always *just* enough votes to get it done, but if there is a vote on something that would actually improve people's lives, they are always one vote short. Crazy how that happens.
November 10, 2025 at 3:36 AM
If you don't know anyone in your group like this then yup: it's you.
We all know that one guy who, whenever people are arguing about humanity’s greatest technological advances, has to jump in about fucking ball bearings, an absolute simp for ball bearings, can’t WAIT to get into his little spiel.
November 9, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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“You need 8 cups of water a day” is junk science. Most people get all of their water needs fulfilled by the moisture in fresh mozzarella cheese
November 8, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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Globalize the empanada
November 8, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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hey guys isn't it weird how they're all saying this at the same time? ignore the fact that this is now happening with Tyler Cowen, an economist who sits at the center of a sprawling system of think tanks and policy "influencers" who have been laundered into DC with both Koch and SV VC money
November 7, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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sorry I've been like this for the past thirteen years I was dehydrated
November 7, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Guys I have a personal announcement to make: I'm Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer. This is my alt account.
November 7, 2025 at 9:49 PM
The other side of the issue is you have to restrain the elites from vast accumulation of wealth, so that neither political nor economic elites' interests diverge too far from the average citizen's.
people hate hearing this but it's 100% true, creating a huge pay gap between political leaders, their staffs, and other elites is a recipe for corruption. of course the flip side of that is taxes on the rich should be jacked way the hell up
The Mayor of New York only makes $260k. I bet there are police that make more than that in NY with overtime.

We need to pay elected leaders more money and stop pretending it's some sort of calling. They're managing hundreds of billions of dollars in investments and millions of people's lives.
November 7, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I don't think the founders really considered that they needed a contingency should the House decide to abolish itself
November 7, 2025 at 6:04 PM