Clever Magpie
@clevermagpie.bsky.social
Heya, I'm Magpie! no minors.
I make art and I'm sorta funny and very angry
Follow for Art, updates, friendship
I make both SFW and NSFW content.
I’m also a leftist.
Consider coming to the Monday art stream: twitch.tv/clevermagpie
6-9/10 PM EST.
I make art and I'm sorta funny and very angry
Follow for Art, updates, friendship
I make both SFW and NSFW content.
I’m also a leftist.
Consider coming to the Monday art stream: twitch.tv/clevermagpie
6-9/10 PM EST.
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oohp! Shit! #portfolioday !
I wasn't prepared!
I have uhh two quarters a bit of lint a worther's original aaand some charcoal in my pocket.
Heya! I'm magpie!
I make art and used to be a full time professional, now I'm... something else!
Fantasy, Scifi, + nonsense, (not just characters, but mostly)
I wasn't prepared!
I have uhh two quarters a bit of lint a worther's original aaand some charcoal in my pocket.
Heya! I'm magpie!
I make art and used to be a full time professional, now I'm... something else!
Fantasy, Scifi, + nonsense, (not just characters, but mostly)
Reposted by Clever Magpie
One of the most important things we need to be educated on is how billionaires profit from prison slave labor.
So many corporations rely on it for their precious profits. The more people in prison (especially private prisons) the better for them.
So many corporations rely on it for their precious profits. The more people in prison (especially private prisons) the better for them.
Prisoners in the US are part of a hidden workforce linked to hundreds of popular food brands
The Associated Press found goods linked to prisoners wind up in the supply chains of everything from Frosted Flakes to Coca-Cola.
apnews.com
February 6, 2026 at 2:16 AM
One of the most important things we need to be educated on is how billionaires profit from prison slave labor.
So many corporations rely on it for their precious profits. The more people in prison (especially private prisons) the better for them.
So many corporations rely on it for their precious profits. The more people in prison (especially private prisons) the better for them.
Billionaires could saw their own legs off midway at the thigh and it wouldn’t come close to repentance enough
They bear the blame for all the human suffering today and their privilege inherits the blame for all human suffering historically as well!
Spanish Inquisition their assess
They bear the blame for all the human suffering today and their privilege inherits the blame for all human suffering historically as well!
Spanish Inquisition their assess
Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af
February 5, 2026 at 7:33 AM
Billionaires could saw their own legs off midway at the thigh and it wouldn’t come close to repentance enough
They bear the blame for all the human suffering today and their privilege inherits the blame for all human suffering historically as well!
Spanish Inquisition their assess
They bear the blame for all the human suffering today and their privilege inherits the blame for all human suffering historically as well!
Spanish Inquisition their assess
Even with everything going on USAmericans aren’t unilaterally anti-capitalist/authoritarian/rich people/cop and while I comprehend the how and why of that it still makes me bananas
February 3, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Even with everything going on USAmericans aren’t unilaterally anti-capitalist/authoritarian/rich people/cop and while I comprehend the how and why of that it still makes me bananas
It’s not enough to regulate and tax corps atp; I need to see a ceo cut in half with a table saw on public tv
February 3, 2026 at 1:22 PM
It’s not enough to regulate and tax corps atp; I need to see a ceo cut in half with a table saw on public tv
The entire US doesn’t need to start over it just needs to be thrown out. It’s been a giant rape machine since before it’s official establishing
I guess it's pretty clear now why neither side wanted to release the files, considering it looks like it requires throwing out the entire US and starting the fuck over
February 3, 2026 at 1:10 PM
The entire US doesn’t need to start over it just needs to be thrown out. It’s been a giant rape machine since before it’s official establishing
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Terrorizing our neighbors. We can't keep living like this. GFM: www.gofundme.com/f/standing-w...
Woman with legal status taken from her family home in St Paul by ICE, flown to Texas, held for two weeks before being ordered released by a judge. She lost her job. She's afraid to go outside because agents keep coming to her home.
www.kare11.com/article/news...
www.kare11.com/article/news...
After ICE release St. Paul woman, she says agents keep returning to her home
Thi Dua Vang legally came to the U.S. two years ago. So when ICE showed up, she thought it must have been a mistake.
www.kare11.com
February 3, 2026 at 3:25 AM
Terrorizing our neighbors. We can't keep living like this. GFM: www.gofundme.com/f/standing-w...
Reposted by Clever Magpie
Tonight other dumb napkin cartoon…
February 2, 2026 at 1:54 AM
Tonight other dumb napkin cartoon…
Thinking about changing my personality from
“angry Leftist depressed artist who doesn’t draw“
To
“Guy who drinks literally so much modelo negra that there’s nothing else to talk about”
“angry Leftist depressed artist who doesn’t draw“
To
“Guy who drinks literally so much modelo negra that there’s nothing else to talk about”
February 1, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Thinking about changing my personality from
“angry Leftist depressed artist who doesn’t draw“
To
“Guy who drinks literally so much modelo negra that there’s nothing else to talk about”
“angry Leftist depressed artist who doesn’t draw“
To
“Guy who drinks literally so much modelo negra that there’s nothing else to talk about”
I wish I had more money; I’d literally drink modello negra and eat pizza/american chinese food nonstop until I literally fucking died
Billionaires have no lives; they could be investing in having a cow stomach installed and instead they just try to rape the earth and be a computer. Ffffucking nerds
Billionaires have no lives; they could be investing in having a cow stomach installed and instead they just try to rape the earth and be a computer. Ffffucking nerds
February 1, 2026 at 2:43 PM
I wish I had more money; I’d literally drink modello negra and eat pizza/american chinese food nonstop until I literally fucking died
Billionaires have no lives; they could be investing in having a cow stomach installed and instead they just try to rape the earth and be a computer. Ffffucking nerds
Billionaires have no lives; they could be investing in having a cow stomach installed and instead they just try to rape the earth and be a computer. Ffffucking nerds
Reposted by Clever Magpie
YOU - I don't wanna say *cock-carousel* anymore.
February 1, 2026 at 2:04 AM
YOU - I don't wanna say *cock-carousel* anymore.
They are absolutely NOT human lol
Fascists are like “Please! I’m human!”
Like nah dog no you’re not
Never will be either
Sorry 🤷
Fascists are like “Please! I’m human!”
Like nah dog no you’re not
Never will be either
Sorry 🤷
Q: Can you be specific about how many ICE and CBP agents are currently operating in the state?
HOMAN: 3,000. There's been some rotations. They've been in theater a long time. Day after day, can't eat in restaurants, people spin on you, blowing whistles at you. But my main focus now is draw down
HOMAN: 3,000. There's been some rotations. They've been in theater a long time. Day after day, can't eat in restaurants, people spin on you, blowing whistles at you. But my main focus now is draw down
January 29, 2026 at 4:03 PM
They are absolutely NOT human lol
Fascists are like “Please! I’m human!”
Like nah dog no you’re not
Never will be either
Sorry 🤷
Fascists are like “Please! I’m human!”
Like nah dog no you’re not
Never will be either
Sorry 🤷
I realize ~I’m~ a hairy monster but how do internet nudies get their skin like that???
Literally never seen a naked body in my real life without at least a blemish ~somewhere~ (which is normal and awesome)
But on BS/Tumblr everyone looks like they’re made of freshly fired clay- What gives?? How?
Literally never seen a naked body in my real life without at least a blemish ~somewhere~ (which is normal and awesome)
But on BS/Tumblr everyone looks like they’re made of freshly fired clay- What gives?? How?
January 29, 2026 at 3:58 PM
I realize ~I’m~ a hairy monster but how do internet nudies get their skin like that???
Literally never seen a naked body in my real life without at least a blemish ~somewhere~ (which is normal and awesome)
But on BS/Tumblr everyone looks like they’re made of freshly fired clay- What gives?? How?
Literally never seen a naked body in my real life without at least a blemish ~somewhere~ (which is normal and awesome)
But on BS/Tumblr everyone looks like they’re made of freshly fired clay- What gives?? How?
I can explain this
I’m very hungry at time of writing; breakfast is heating up but not quite ready yet and I’m standing next to a sizzling pan with a phone in my hands
I’m very hungry at time of writing; breakfast is heating up but not quite ready yet and I’m standing next to a sizzling pan with a phone in my hands
January 29, 2026 at 3:09 PM
I can explain this
I’m very hungry at time of writing; breakfast is heating up but not quite ready yet and I’m standing next to a sizzling pan with a phone in my hands
I’m very hungry at time of writing; breakfast is heating up but not quite ready yet and I’m standing next to a sizzling pan with a phone in my hands
atp either we develop a bloodlust for capitalists and fascists of theirs will kill all life on earth.
Not to mention they’ll just get away with being Nazis for the 100th time.
Good people getting killed by bad people is MOST of history. We need to flip this precedent around.
Ft. Obligatory art
Not to mention they’ll just get away with being Nazis for the 100th time.
Good people getting killed by bad people is MOST of history. We need to flip this precedent around.
Ft. Obligatory art
January 23, 2026 at 6:35 PM
atp either we develop a bloodlust for capitalists and fascists of theirs will kill all life on earth.
Not to mention they’ll just get away with being Nazis for the 100th time.
Good people getting killed by bad people is MOST of history. We need to flip this precedent around.
Ft. Obligatory art
Not to mention they’ll just get away with being Nazis for the 100th time.
Good people getting killed by bad people is MOST of history. We need to flip this precedent around.
Ft. Obligatory art
Reposted by Clever Magpie
Hello #portfolioday
My name is Jimmy Makepeace and I'm an illustrator who likes fantasy and pulp!
I am available for freelance work this year, email in bio!
My name is Jimmy Makepeace and I'm an illustrator who likes fantasy and pulp!
I am available for freelance work this year, email in bio!
January 13, 2026 at 8:49 AM
Hello #portfolioday
My name is Jimmy Makepeace and I'm an illustrator who likes fantasy and pulp!
I am available for freelance work this year, email in bio!
My name is Jimmy Makepeace and I'm an illustrator who likes fantasy and pulp!
I am available for freelance work this year, email in bio!
Reposted by Clever Magpie
In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.
January 23, 2026 at 4:01 PM
In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.
Good temperature for using water on ICE agents
January 23, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Good temperature for using water on ICE agents
Reposted by Clever Magpie
Fascists hate actual history.
January 23, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Fascists hate actual history.
I know no one in the universe sees my bluesky posts but this guy deserves to be famous. He's so great.
(not my idea tho, was a request on an art stream!)
#heylookatthis #weevil #knight #itsaweevilknightcmonyagottaadmitthat'sfuggincool #digitalart
(not my idea tho, was a request on an art stream!)
#heylookatthis #weevil #knight #itsaweevilknightcmonyagottaadmitthat'sfuggincool #digitalart
January 13, 2026 at 11:37 PM
I know no one in the universe sees my bluesky posts but this guy deserves to be famous. He's so great.
(not my idea tho, was a request on an art stream!)
#heylookatthis #weevil #knight #itsaweevilknightcmonyagottaadmitthat'sfuggincool #digitalart
(not my idea tho, was a request on an art stream!)
#heylookatthis #weevil #knight #itsaweevilknightcmonyagottaadmitthat'sfuggincool #digitalart
oohp! Shit! #portfolioday !
I wasn't prepared!
I have uhh two quarters a bit of lint a worther's original aaand some charcoal in my pocket.
Heya! I'm magpie!
I make art and used to be a full time professional, now I'm... something else!
Fantasy, Scifi, + nonsense, (not just characters, but mostly)
I wasn't prepared!
I have uhh two quarters a bit of lint a worther's original aaand some charcoal in my pocket.
Heya! I'm magpie!
I make art and used to be a full time professional, now I'm... something else!
Fantasy, Scifi, + nonsense, (not just characters, but mostly)
January 13, 2026 at 11:32 PM
oohp! Shit! #portfolioday !
I wasn't prepared!
I have uhh two quarters a bit of lint a worther's original aaand some charcoal in my pocket.
Heya! I'm magpie!
I make art and used to be a full time professional, now I'm... something else!
Fantasy, Scifi, + nonsense, (not just characters, but mostly)
I wasn't prepared!
I have uhh two quarters a bit of lint a worther's original aaand some charcoal in my pocket.
Heya! I'm magpie!
I make art and used to be a full time professional, now I'm... something else!
Fantasy, Scifi, + nonsense, (not just characters, but mostly)
Significant how much tools used impact process!
With my intuos, I deploy painterly techniques WAY more because I can’t see my hand, and painting lends itself to more abstract gestures
On the iPad I do lines, almost never thinking to paint, as there’s way less friction between gesture and result
With my intuos, I deploy painterly techniques WAY more because I can’t see my hand, and painting lends itself to more abstract gestures
On the iPad I do lines, almost never thinking to paint, as there’s way less friction between gesture and result
January 12, 2026 at 11:42 PM
Significant how much tools used impact process!
With my intuos, I deploy painterly techniques WAY more because I can’t see my hand, and painting lends itself to more abstract gestures
On the iPad I do lines, almost never thinking to paint, as there’s way less friction between gesture and result
With my intuos, I deploy painterly techniques WAY more because I can’t see my hand, and painting lends itself to more abstract gestures
On the iPad I do lines, almost never thinking to paint, as there’s way less friction between gesture and result
I dunno if the viewer can feel it as much as I do;
I’m rusty, had a whole art crisis over the last 2-4 years, not shocked the quality has eroded quite a lot as I seldom make art lately
But do you feel a stiffness to the stuff I make these days? The art looks as if its anxious to be on stage to me
I’m rusty, had a whole art crisis over the last 2-4 years, not shocked the quality has eroded quite a lot as I seldom make art lately
But do you feel a stiffness to the stuff I make these days? The art looks as if its anxious to be on stage to me
January 12, 2026 at 8:43 PM
I dunno if the viewer can feel it as much as I do;
I’m rusty, had a whole art crisis over the last 2-4 years, not shocked the quality has eroded quite a lot as I seldom make art lately
But do you feel a stiffness to the stuff I make these days? The art looks as if its anxious to be on stage to me
I’m rusty, had a whole art crisis over the last 2-4 years, not shocked the quality has eroded quite a lot as I seldom make art lately
But do you feel a stiffness to the stuff I make these days? The art looks as if its anxious to be on stage to me
I want my online presence as an artist to be mainly art and whimsy and gaming and nerd shit, a little haven or refueling station from all the suck out there!
But I’m ~angry~ at the suck, and I am morally opposed to hiding that anger, and I’m morally opposed to sanitizing it.
Alas, you get both.
But I’m ~angry~ at the suck, and I am morally opposed to hiding that anger, and I’m morally opposed to sanitizing it.
Alas, you get both.
January 12, 2026 at 8:28 PM
I want my online presence as an artist to be mainly art and whimsy and gaming and nerd shit, a little haven or refueling station from all the suck out there!
But I’m ~angry~ at the suck, and I am morally opposed to hiding that anger, and I’m morally opposed to sanitizing it.
Alas, you get both.
But I’m ~angry~ at the suck, and I am morally opposed to hiding that anger, and I’m morally opposed to sanitizing it.
Alas, you get both.
When I’m stressed and drawing is hard I draw goofy little skulls without reference and they’re basically ok- the second one is a little shit imo
January 12, 2026 at 3:13 PM
When I’m stressed and drawing is hard I draw goofy little skulls without reference and they’re basically ok- the second one is a little shit imo
I want to be one of those artists who sells “adoptables” and just makes wicked content about head canons and worldbuilding but I’d actually have to make art to do that and I’m too busy being stressed cuz I’m avoiding thinking about being too stressed to take a shower which I’m also scared to not do
January 11, 2026 at 5:32 PM
I want to be one of those artists who sells “adoptables” and just makes wicked content about head canons and worldbuilding but I’d actually have to make art to do that and I’m too busy being stressed cuz I’m avoiding thinking about being too stressed to take a shower which I’m also scared to not do