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Clever Magpie
@clevermagpie.bsky.social
Heya, I'm Magpie! no minors.
I make art and I'm sorta funny and very angry
Follow for Art, updates, friendship

I make both SFW and NSFW content.
I’m also a leftist.


Consider coming to the Monday art stream: twitch.tv/clevermagpie
6-9/10 PM EST.
texturesize, surely!
January 13, 2026 at 11:39 PM
ME! yaaa weevils!!
January 13, 2026 at 11:38 PM
Thassa new one for me. Is it like a misogynist who investigates crimes and does smokey narration?
January 13, 2026 at 3:42 PM
Sonovabitch. I liked Larian!
January 10, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Nah you just don’t know how awesome it is in the wilderness cuz you’re a pussy. It’s awesome, quiet, makes me look great.

I actually started being a leftist cuz I want the wilderness to survive and for me to be left alone by the state so I can farm turnips, hunt deer, and make art in peace lol
January 5, 2026 at 3:33 AM
Hah! Alright, I admit you baited me the at first and it was fun but now that I blew off steam I see you being a keyboard warrior with no actual chutzpah. I’m from the wilderness you moron, I don’t need the state helping me; I hate the state for hurting others. Like I said, go get fucked by a dog.
January 5, 2026 at 3:18 AM
You’re all memes. You also aren’t a leftist, you’re a bitch on the internet talking shit cuz you aren’t brave enough to do anything real. You’re trying to make up for that by being edgy. You ~did~ piss me off, and I am gonna lay into the next fake lefty I see.

…But you’re less than even me! haha
January 5, 2026 at 3:05 AM
If my allies in the left are pussies like you, I might just leave it altogether. I don’t like associating with internet trolls and cowards. Most of my “punched a guy” record is fascists, but honestly, I just hate assholes, and people like you count.

Like I said, do some actual organizing or stfu
January 5, 2026 at 2:52 AM
I’m not sure where you’re from, but I’m 100% gonna beat the shit outta the next foreign pencil necked “leftists” pussy whose all talk and no actual work, ~extra hard~ the next time I run in to one and he’ll have you to thank. Again, fuck you armchair leftist pussy, do some real good and fuck off.
January 5, 2026 at 2:46 AM
Lords aren’t available to me but pretentious “leftists” who don’t do any actual work are and you wouldn’t be the first prissy bitch I sent to the pavement.

Go volunteer or organize a revolution or get fucked by a dog in a barn and stop talking shit from behind a screen. Pussy.
January 5, 2026 at 2:24 AM