✨kels✨
@cleanitupjohnny.bsky.social
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football players are all like gimme that coconut it’s mine! and tennis players are all like fuck this lemon i hate it so much you take it.
February 9, 2026 at 12:06 AM
football players are all like gimme that coconut it’s mine! and tennis players are all like fuck this lemon i hate it so much you take it.
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"Rights aren't "rights" if someone can take them away. What you have in this country are privileges. A list of temporary privileges. And if you read the news even badly you'll see that that list gets shorter and shorter."
-George Carlin
-George Carlin
February 3, 2026 at 9:01 PM
"Rights aren't "rights" if someone can take them away. What you have in this country are privileges. A list of temporary privileges. And if you read the news even badly you'll see that that list gets shorter and shorter."
-George Carlin
-George Carlin
malakai black himself was a dud of a signing for aew BUT it did lead to brody king so i am going to call it an overall success
February 5, 2026 at 4:21 PM
malakai black himself was a dud of a signing for aew BUT it did lead to brody king so i am going to call it an overall success
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February 5, 2026 at 10:28 AM
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god damn newfound respect for ricochet
February 4, 2026 at 8:16 PM
god damn newfound respect for ricochet
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my little brother plays the jurassic park theme when he’s practicing his instrument because he knows i like it. he’s a good kid.
January 30, 2026 at 11:17 PM
my little brother plays the jurassic park theme when he’s practicing his instrument because he knows i like it. he’s a good kid.
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Bondi directed federal agents to arrest four journalists.
Georgia Fort, Don Lemon, Jamael Lundy, and Trahern Crews.
All Black. All doing their jobs.
Georgia Fort, Don Lemon, Jamael Lundy, and Trahern Crews.
All Black. All doing their jobs.
January 30, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Bondi directed federal agents to arrest four journalists.
Georgia Fort, Don Lemon, Jamael Lundy, and Trahern Crews.
All Black. All doing their jobs.
Georgia Fort, Don Lemon, Jamael Lundy, and Trahern Crews.
All Black. All doing their jobs.
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Personal shopper.
📸 Brianna Edmiston
📸 Brianna Edmiston
January 29, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Personal shopper.
📸 Brianna Edmiston
📸 Brianna Edmiston
guy at work was talking about seeing cody’s hideous bus after wwe was in montreal recently [we are an hour away] and another guy would NOT stop declaring “i hate cody rhodes!” like can you stop for a second so i can agree with you??!
January 29, 2026 at 12:34 AM
guy at work was talking about seeing cody’s hideous bus after wwe was in montreal recently [we are an hour away] and another guy would NOT stop declaring “i hate cody rhodes!” like can you stop for a second so i can agree with you??!
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Firing a few key faces at the top while maintaining the the fundamental system is one of the most common appeasement tactics in history.
Don't settle for Bovino. Don't settle for Noem. Don't settle for Miller.
ICE must be abolished. That is the bare minimum.
Don't settle for Bovino. Don't settle for Noem. Don't settle for Miller.
ICE must be abolished. That is the bare minimum.
January 27, 2026 at 3:16 PM
Firing a few key faces at the top while maintaining the the fundamental system is one of the most common appeasement tactics in history.
Don't settle for Bovino. Don't settle for Noem. Don't settle for Miller.
ICE must be abolished. That is the bare minimum.
Don't settle for Bovino. Don't settle for Noem. Don't settle for Miller.
ICE must be abolished. That is the bare minimum.
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When property is destroyed, people are communicating in the only language the powerful understand.
The privileged consider property & profits more valuable than human life. That some shattered windows at the Marriott deserve more outrage than shattered lives & terrorized communities.
It’s obscene
The privileged consider property & profits more valuable than human life. That some shattered windows at the Marriott deserve more outrage than shattered lives & terrorized communities.
It’s obscene
January 26, 2026 at 2:52 PM
When property is destroyed, people are communicating in the only language the powerful understand.
The privileged consider property & profits more valuable than human life. That some shattered windows at the Marriott deserve more outrage than shattered lives & terrorized communities.
It’s obscene
The privileged consider property & profits more valuable than human life. That some shattered windows at the Marriott deserve more outrage than shattered lives & terrorized communities.
It’s obscene
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If you’re cold, they’re cold. Bring them inside!
January 25, 2026 at 7:59 AM
If you’re cold, they’re cold. Bring them inside!
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I'm just going to keep saying this until I die:
In a white supremacist patriarchy, you have value only insofar as you serve the white supremacist patriarchy.
Kyle Rittenhouse & Ashli Babbitt did. Renee Good & Alex Pretti didn't. On Jan 6, the insurrectionists did. The cops didn't.
Rinse, repeat.
In a white supremacist patriarchy, you have value only insofar as you serve the white supremacist patriarchy.
Kyle Rittenhouse & Ashli Babbitt did. Renee Good & Alex Pretti didn't. On Jan 6, the insurrectionists did. The cops didn't.
Rinse, repeat.
The people who spent years defending and even lionizing Kyle Rittenhouse and Ashli Babbitt now want us to believe that an unarmed mother in her car and a disarmed nurse were domestic terrorists who deserved to be murdered by law enforcement.
January 25, 2026 at 5:39 AM
I'm just going to keep saying this until I die:
In a white supremacist patriarchy, you have value only insofar as you serve the white supremacist patriarchy.
Kyle Rittenhouse & Ashli Babbitt did. Renee Good & Alex Pretti didn't. On Jan 6, the insurrectionists did. The cops didn't.
Rinse, repeat.
In a white supremacist patriarchy, you have value only insofar as you serve the white supremacist patriarchy.
Kyle Rittenhouse & Ashli Babbitt did. Renee Good & Alex Pretti didn't. On Jan 6, the insurrectionists did. The cops didn't.
Rinse, repeat.
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they’re abducting our neighbors and putting them in concentration camps and they’ll empty a whole goddamn magazine into you while you’re lying on the ground if you don’t cheer them on while they’re fucking doing it.
they’re abducting our neighbors and putting them in concentration camps and they’ll shoot you in the fucking face if you don’t cheer them on while they’re doing it.
January 24, 2026 at 3:52 PM
they’re abducting our neighbors and putting them in concentration camps and they’ll empty a whole goddamn magazine into you while you’re lying on the ground if you don’t cheer them on while they’re fucking doing it.
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ICE Agents Wait At Edge Of Delivery Table To Deport Newborn
January 22, 2026 at 7:00 PM
ICE Agents Wait At Edge Of Delivery Table To Deport Newborn
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americans, please: do not take the bait by resisting ICE yourselves. just give the democrats $20. they will give it to ICE so they can train more guys
January 18, 2026 at 9:15 PM
americans, please: do not take the bait by resisting ICE yourselves. just give the democrats $20. they will give it to ICE so they can train more guys
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Cripes a’mighty people, Steven Miller is not staging a militarized ethnic cleansing and sending the border cops to murder people in the street to distract from the Epstein files. He’s doing it because he and Trump (and Vance and Homan and Noem etc) really really want to.
January 15, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Cripes a’mighty people, Steven Miller is not staging a militarized ethnic cleansing and sending the border cops to murder people in the street to distract from the Epstein files. He’s doing it because he and Trump (and Vance and Homan and Noem etc) really really want to.
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I remember saying months ago that the reason you don't see Proud Boys anymore is because they're all ICE agents now and I had a bunch of people poo-poo me and say I was reaching.
And now the leader of the Proud Boys is in the list of ICE agents that a whistleblower just leaked.
And now the leader of the Proud Boys is in the list of ICE agents that a whistleblower just leaked.
a man is laughing with the words i 'm never wrong about this stuff below him
Alt: a man is laughing with the words i 'm never wrong about this stuff below him
media.tenor.com
January 14, 2026 at 7:45 AM
I remember saying months ago that the reason you don't see Proud Boys anymore is because they're all ICE agents now and I had a bunch of people poo-poo me and say I was reaching.
And now the leader of the Proud Boys is in the list of ICE agents that a whistleblower just leaked.
And now the leader of the Proud Boys is in the list of ICE agents that a whistleblower just leaked.