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i am noah or noa. he/they, NB pro wrestling enthusiast/pro wrestler in training, games liker. also puppy dog. i'll repost NSFW stuff. dont follow me if you dont like that. icon by @peskaroo.bsky.social
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last night we had a charity show that was an 8 match card with a rumble and it went over and the head promoter also my coach was heated as fuck it was interesting to see the real time reaction from a promoter when a show goes over in real time dude was snapping pencils
February 14, 2026 at 4:29 PM
last night we had a charity show that was an 8 match card with a rumble and it went over and the head promoter also my coach was heated as fuck it was interesting to see the real time reaction from a promoter when a show goes over in real time dude was snapping pencils
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“Metal Gear Solid 4 has too many cutscenes” as a criticism reminds me of when a friend of mine didn’t like a Daft Punk album because “the lyrics were bad.” it’s sort of like adopting a cat and then getting mad that it’s not a dog
February 14, 2026 at 1:48 PM
“Metal Gear Solid 4 has too many cutscenes” as a criticism reminds me of when a friend of mine didn’t like a Daft Punk album because “the lyrics were bad.” it’s sort of like adopting a cat and then getting mad that it’s not a dog
me when i trained my uma too well in the career run and they wont lose the race so i cant rig the career and get them at B rank to enter the open CM
February 14, 2026 at 3:29 PM
me when i trained my uma too well in the career run and they wont lose the race so i cant rig the career and get them at B rank to enter the open CM
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My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 strain called “the Rokkenjima incident” 😳 you’ll be zonked out your gourd 🪄
Me: I don't feel shit
5 mins later: I swear there's a mansion in the forest
My buddy 眯繅 (pronounced "Michael"): The witch is toying with us. This is no good, no goddamn good at all...!
Me: I don't feel shit
5 mins later: I swear there's a mansion in the forest
My buddy 眯繅 (pronounced "Michael"): The witch is toying with us. This is no good, no goddamn good at all...!
February 13, 2026 at 5:16 PM
My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 strain called “the Rokkenjima incident” 😳 you’ll be zonked out your gourd 🪄
Me: I don't feel shit
5 mins later: I swear there's a mansion in the forest
My buddy 眯繅 (pronounced "Michael"): The witch is toying with us. This is no good, no goddamn good at all...!
Me: I don't feel shit
5 mins later: I swear there's a mansion in the forest
My buddy 眯繅 (pronounced "Michael"): The witch is toying with us. This is no good, no goddamn good at all...!
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attached photo from during surgery, they forgot anesthesia
Jake Doyle (Something) had successful surgery this week to repair his injury, FightfulSelect.com has learned.
February 13, 2026 at 10:07 PM
attached photo from during surgery, they forgot anesthesia
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Makima's Unique Breasts
February 11, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Makima's Unique Breasts
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oh thank god, i saved the clip
February 13, 2026 at 3:26 AM
oh thank god, i saved the clip
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My Instagram algorithm is finally giving me the goods
February 10, 2026 at 1:05 PM
My Instagram algorithm is finally giving me the goods
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WBD email Re: #AEWDynamite 2/11 & Brody King
“Warner Bros. Discovery did not have any involvement in Brody King’s upcoming AEW schedule. Any speculation to the contrary is categorically false. Brody is scheduled to appear during the next AEW event, which will air this Saturday on TNT and HBO Max.”
“Warner Bros. Discovery did not have any involvement in Brody King’s upcoming AEW schedule. Any speculation to the contrary is categorically false. Brody is scheduled to appear during the next AEW event, which will air this Saturday on TNT and HBO Max.”
February 12, 2026 at 6:03 PM
WBD email Re: #AEWDynamite 2/11 & Brody King
“Warner Bros. Discovery did not have any involvement in Brody King’s upcoming AEW schedule. Any speculation to the contrary is categorically false. Brody is scheduled to appear during the next AEW event, which will air this Saturday on TNT and HBO Max.”
“Warner Bros. Discovery did not have any involvement in Brody King’s upcoming AEW schedule. Any speculation to the contrary is categorically false. Brody is scheduled to appear during the next AEW event, which will air this Saturday on TNT and HBO Max.”
my toxic cancellable take is that the mewgenics voice actor shit doesnt matter and the game looks fun
February 12, 2026 at 5:30 PM
my toxic cancellable take is that the mewgenics voice actor shit doesnt matter and the game looks fun
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Made a lot of Riff-Raff taking a Shortcut with her, she called me a Greedy Joker
February 12, 2026 at 1:05 PM
Made a lot of Riff-Raff taking a Shortcut with her, she called me a Greedy Joker
i thought we were the blueprint but you left me feeling like a common joker
February 12, 2026 at 5:02 AM
i thought we were the blueprint but you left me feeling like a common joker
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January 6, 2026 at 9:32 PM
keep getting this shit recommended to me
February 12, 2026 at 3:49 AM
keep getting this shit recommended to me
long distance drunk the only blemish on an otherwise perfect album the lonesome crowded west
February 12, 2026 at 3:49 AM
long distance drunk the only blemish on an otherwise perfect album the lonesome crowded west
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sure let me buy this shit again but its much worse and they replaced the ape man looking guy who eats a duck head with a sex criminal who dont even look like him. that seems like a smart idea
February 12, 2026 at 2:51 AM
sure let me buy this shit again but its much worse and they replaced the ape man looking guy who eats a duck head with a sex criminal who dont even look like him. that seems like a smart idea