Hazel
@xenobladeus.bsky.social
24 she her 🏳️⚧️ tooty the feeble, ate concrete powder twice, professional last place speedrunner of dora the explorer candyland, paraeducator, plural!!! 🔞 minors DO NOT INTERACT
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Hazel
@xenobladeus.bsky.social
· Jan 8
new round of things my students say:
"what if charizard was real would he be like santa"
"you know theres a pokemon called delibird thats kinda like santa"
"whats that"
(i show him)
"you made that up. thats not a real pokemon. i mean pokemon like pikachu, charizard, volbeat"
HOW DO YOU KNOW VOLBEAT
"what if charizard was real would he be like santa"
"you know theres a pokemon called delibird thats kinda like santa"
"whats that"
(i show him)
"you made that up. thats not a real pokemon. i mean pokemon like pikachu, charizard, volbeat"
HOW DO YOU KNOW VOLBEAT
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I had a dream that they made a new pronouns labeler, but despite being called a pronouns labeler, it was a sexuality labeler, but instead of simply having the words, it was like crusty dithered pngs of blue, pink, and other color silhouettes and everyone was bitching that it was incomprehensible
February 9, 2026 at 9:51 AM
I had a dream that they made a new pronouns labeler, but despite being called a pronouns labeler, it was a sexuality labeler, but instead of simply having the words, it was like crusty dithered pngs of blue, pink, and other color silhouettes and everyone was bitching that it was incomprehensible
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teto has returned and she's more pear and homosexual than ever
February 9, 2026 at 12:02 PM
teto has returned and she's more pear and homosexual than ever
new horizons could never
February 9, 2026 at 1:55 AM
new horizons could never
i have come to a realization i suck at sonic rush
February 8, 2026 at 10:11 PM
i have come to a realization i suck at sonic rush
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smots gaming
February 8, 2026 at 8:36 AM
smots gaming
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white boys don't say lets play anymore, now they say 100 day challenge on original hardware
February 8, 2026 at 9:40 AM
white boys don't say lets play anymore, now they say 100 day challenge on original hardware
my villager is kinda popping off
February 8, 2026 at 2:38 PM
my villager is kinda popping off
why did she say this
February 8, 2026 at 12:55 AM
why did she say this
aw man i thought i owned the acnh dlc
i forgot i had it via gameshare back when it came out and i basically paid for it for who i gameshared with damn
i forgot i had it via gameshare back when it came out and i basically paid for it for who i gameshared with damn
February 7, 2026 at 10:08 PM
aw man i thought i owned the acnh dlc
i forgot i had it via gameshare back when it came out and i basically paid for it for who i gameshared with damn
i forgot i had it via gameshare back when it came out and i basically paid for it for who i gameshared with damn
it pisses me off that i will never have a bit as good as smots gaming
February 7, 2026 at 5:38 PM
it pisses me off that i will never have a bit as good as smots gaming
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Sonic Rumble
February 6, 2026 at 2:05 AM
Sonic Rumble
ghost rider would use the penance stare on Professor X, but it would fail because professor x made up his backstory
February 6, 2026 at 1:18 AM
ghost rider would use the penance stare on Professor X, but it would fail because professor x made up his backstory
spongehenge is the sonic and the black knight of the spongebob cartoon tv series
February 6, 2026 at 12:45 AM
spongehenge is the sonic and the black knight of the spongebob cartoon tv series
WRONG PHOTO HERES THE RIGHT ONE
February 5, 2026 at 9:14 PM
WRONG PHOTO HERES THE RIGHT ONE
I AM PROUD TO ANNOUNCE. I AM NOT IN THE FILES!!!
February 5, 2026 at 9:13 PM
I AM PROUD TO ANNOUNCE. I AM NOT IN THE FILES!!!
Chat i fucked up. they're gonna kill me for this one
February 5, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Chat i fucked up. they're gonna kill me for this one