Hazel
@xenobladeus.bsky.social
24 she her 🏳️⚧️ tooty the feeble, ate concrete powder twice, professional last place speedrunner of dora the explorer candyland, former wr speedrunner, plural!!! icon: @pipioo08 on twt. 🔞 minors DO NOT INTERACT
my beautiful wife 🩷 @harpermeows.bsky.social 🩷
my beautiful wife 🩷 @harpermeows.bsky.social 🩷
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MEDIA THREAD 2026: LEAPFROG NUMBER LAND
This might be the best thing to come out of Lionsgate. the gopher sounds like jerma
on everyones soul we WILL be spamming "oh no!!! our seed baskets!!!"
5/5
This might be the best thing to come out of Lionsgate. the gopher sounds like jerma
on everyones soul we WILL be spamming "oh no!!! our seed baskets!!!"
5/5
WEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MOM CAN WE RETURN THIS GAME IM SCARED WAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE TAIL DOLL TAIL DOLL SCARY
January 6, 2026 at 12:38 AM
WEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MOM CAN WE RETURN THIS GAME IM SCARED WAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE TAIL DOLL TAIL DOLL SCARY
watching my wife play superstars and she hasnt realized im holding back tears from laughing rn seeing this frame
January 6, 2026 at 12:13 AM
watching my wife play superstars and she hasnt realized im holding back tears from laughing rn seeing this frame
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FACT: Fetty Wap's "Trap Queen" had a lyric saying 1738. This is in reference to Jerry Seinfeld dating a 17 year old while he was 38. Hence why the lyric says "im like hey whats up hello" this song was written in Jerry's perspective.
January 5, 2026 at 9:16 PM
FACT: Fetty Wap's "Trap Queen" had a lyric saying 1738. This is in reference to Jerry Seinfeld dating a 17 year old while he was 38. Hence why the lyric says "im like hey whats up hello" this song was written in Jerry's perspective.
i live for three things. my wife, pure spite, and to create hype moments with aura
January 5, 2026 at 11:23 PM
i live for three things. my wife, pure spite, and to create hype moments with aura
FACT: Fetty Wap's "Trap Queen" had a lyric saying 1738. This is in reference to Jerry Seinfeld dating a 17 year old while he was 38. Hence why the lyric says "im like hey whats up hello" this song was written in Jerry's perspective.
January 5, 2026 at 9:16 PM
FACT: Fetty Wap's "Trap Queen" had a lyric saying 1738. This is in reference to Jerry Seinfeld dating a 17 year old while he was 38. Hence why the lyric says "im like hey whats up hello" this song was written in Jerry's perspective.
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nobody fw diet dr thunder like i do
January 5, 2026 at 4:08 PM
nobody fw diet dr thunder like i do
finally got the next idea for my video this is gonna rock
January 5, 2026 at 3:14 PM
finally got the next idea for my video this is gonna rock
what the hell my student got me this thats so awesome??
January 5, 2026 at 3:10 PM
what the hell my student got me this thats so awesome??
at work now this is evil
January 5, 2026 at 12:45 PM
at work now this is evil
fuck jobs i need to transform into a pokemon and slowly lose human consciousness and be a silly lil Vulpix
January 5, 2026 at 12:13 PM
fuck jobs i need to transform into a pokemon and slowly lose human consciousness and be a silly lil Vulpix
MAN. I HAVE TO WORK TODAY
January 5, 2026 at 12:12 PM
MAN. I HAVE TO WORK TODAY
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I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS IMAGE FOR LIKE 5 YEARS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
January 5, 2026 at 1:58 AM
I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS IMAGE FOR LIKE 5 YEARS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
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Reyn when Shulk moves away from Colony 9
January 5, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Reyn when Shulk moves away from Colony 9
its funny everyone on the early internet assumed the lavender town syndrome thing was real. but to be honest i get it. listening to the original lavender town theme, i too want to k-
January 5, 2026 at 12:38 AM
its funny everyone on the early internet assumed the lavender town syndrome thing was real. but to be honest i get it. listening to the original lavender town theme, i too want to k-
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there hasnt been a deltarune here for 25 years
January 4, 2026 at 9:55 PM
there hasnt been a deltarune here for 25 years
i feel maternal towards this thing
January 4, 2026 at 9:58 PM
i feel maternal towards this thing
gonna be gay: i love spending hours in call with my wife its so comforting and relaxing
January 4, 2026 at 9:21 PM
gonna be gay: i love spending hours in call with my wife its so comforting and relaxing
got so pissed off at binding of isaac it made me crash out so hard i uninstalled it and opened find a gubby on roblox for 2 hours to detox
January 4, 2026 at 9:09 PM
got so pissed off at binding of isaac it made me crash out so hard i uninstalled it and opened find a gubby on roblox for 2 hours to detox
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Just played both SRB2Kart and Ring Racers for the first time in over a year. I think I was too harsh on CrossWorlds.
January 4, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Just played both SRB2Kart and Ring Racers for the first time in over a year. I think I was too harsh on CrossWorlds.
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they just be releasing anything he looks drunk
January 4, 2026 at 8:13 PM
they just be releasing anything he looks drunk