Hazel
@xenobladeus.bsky.social
24 she her 🏳️⚧️. formerly niche internet micro e-celebrity XenobladeUS. based department nepo baby, professional last place speedrunner of dora the explorer candyland, quirked up white vampire, icon: anelectron00 on twitter. suggestive posts so minors dni.
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hii everyone its me celica/emma/willow/skye/arcueid/serena/hazel formerly XenobladeUS aka reanschwarzer .com on bluesky i deleted my account months ago but i lost access to my old discord gardevoirgf. this is my new discord and such. I have returned
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*agnes tachyon voice* feeding my chud daughter ice and whiskey
November 18, 2025 at 2:55 PM
*agnes tachyon voice* feeding my chud daughter ice and whiskey
why do i lowkey got a dexter morgan fit
November 18, 2025 at 3:06 PM
why do i lowkey got a dexter morgan fit
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everyone lets hop on some GAMING
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November 17, 2025 at 2:30 PM
everyone lets hop on some GAMING
i was BORN to gamble
November 18, 2025 at 11:56 AM
i was BORN to gamble
i found a photo of baby hazel gambling
November 18, 2025 at 11:53 AM
i found a photo of baby hazel gambling
i rarely ever say these things but i just woke up from probably the worst nightmare I've ever had but its relieving being awake now but GOD im still so short of breath
November 18, 2025 at 5:14 AM
i rarely ever say these things but i just woke up from probably the worst nightmare I've ever had but its relieving being awake now but GOD im still so short of breath
goodnight hazel fandom we will thrive soon
November 18, 2025 at 12:39 AM
goodnight hazel fandom we will thrive soon
hazel 2 truths 1 lie
i put a bunch of gum in my hair and toothpaste cause i got bored and cut my own hair cause it wouldnt come out as a kid
i ate the gingerbreadman ornament thinking it was food until it shattered in my mouth when i was 13
as a kid i thought lemonade helped heal paper cuts fast
i put a bunch of gum in my hair and toothpaste cause i got bored and cut my own hair cause it wouldnt come out as a kid
i ate the gingerbreadman ornament thinking it was food until it shattered in my mouth when i was 13
as a kid i thought lemonade helped heal paper cuts fast
November 17, 2025 at 10:40 PM
hazel 2 truths 1 lie
i put a bunch of gum in my hair and toothpaste cause i got bored and cut my own hair cause it wouldnt come out as a kid
i ate the gingerbreadman ornament thinking it was food until it shattered in my mouth when i was 13
as a kid i thought lemonade helped heal paper cuts fast
i put a bunch of gum in my hair and toothpaste cause i got bored and cut my own hair cause it wouldnt come out as a kid
i ate the gingerbreadman ornament thinking it was food until it shattered in my mouth when i was 13
as a kid i thought lemonade helped heal paper cuts fast
i lied about this story but this ones real. during covid our lobby was shutdown and someone got so mad they threw a chair at the window, got frustrated it didnt break, started kicking it but crying cause they got hurt and i said how can you fuck up the easiest shit
one day at McDonald's some dude kept giving me attitude so i decided since it was my last week to fuck with him and i kept saying ok you want (menu item We dont have) "no i WANT A BIG MAC" "ok im sorry, fish mcbites you said?" and then he cried abt his ex wife or smth for 6 minutes. he left
November 17, 2025 at 9:30 PM
i lied about this story but this ones real. during covid our lobby was shutdown and someone got so mad they threw a chair at the window, got frustrated it didnt break, started kicking it but crying cause they got hurt and i said how can you fuck up the easiest shit
one day at McDonald's some dude kept giving me attitude so i decided since it was my last week to fuck with him and i kept saying ok you want (menu item We dont have) "no i WANT A BIG MAC" "ok im sorry, fish mcbites you said?" and then he cried abt his ex wife or smth for 6 minutes. he left
November 17, 2025 at 9:29 PM
one day at McDonald's some dude kept giving me attitude so i decided since it was my last week to fuck with him and i kept saying ok you want (menu item We dont have) "no i WANT A BIG MAC" "ok im sorry, fish mcbites you said?" and then he cried abt his ex wife or smth for 6 minutes. he left
when i was like 11 i was at walmart with my mom and i got into creepypastas and then i was talking about jeff the killer and thought it was funny my birth dads name was jeff and my moms name was Jane so i asked "is that why you and jeff hate each other? because hes ieff youre jane?" she ignored me
November 17, 2025 at 9:01 PM
when i was like 11 i was at walmart with my mom and i got into creepypastas and then i was talking about jeff the killer and thought it was funny my birth dads name was jeff and my moms name was Jane so i asked "is that why you and jeff hate each other? because hes ieff youre jane?" she ignored me
Hazels 2025 game of the year nominees
meet and fuck kingdom
super bang bros 3
higurashi
the amazing spiderman 2 the movie not the game
dora the explorer dora saves the mermaids ds
mario 64 2
meet and fuck kingdom
super bang bros 3
higurashi
the amazing spiderman 2 the movie not the game
dora the explorer dora saves the mermaids ds
mario 64 2
November 17, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Hazels 2025 game of the year nominees
meet and fuck kingdom
super bang bros 3
higurashi
the amazing spiderman 2 the movie not the game
dora the explorer dora saves the mermaids ds
mario 64 2
meet and fuck kingdom
super bang bros 3
higurashi
the amazing spiderman 2 the movie not the game
dora the explorer dora saves the mermaids ds
mario 64 2
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everyone apologize to smosh right now
First photos of Link and Zelda in The Legend of Zelda live-action movie released www.vooks.net/first-photos...
November 17, 2025 at 2:33 PM
everyone apologize to smosh right now
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made more friends into diff vocations~ :3
November 17, 2025 at 6:19 PM
made more friends into diff vocations~ :3
i am home from work chat what did i miss
November 17, 2025 at 8:17 PM
i am home from work chat what did i miss
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October 18, 2024 at 2:57 PM
it just clicked in my head. I call things government psyops. but what if all along... I was...the psyop... i need some time to think about this...
November 17, 2025 at 11:10 AM
it just clicked in my head. I call things government psyops. but what if all along... I was...the psyop... i need some time to think about this...
they dont call me a yandere anymore they just say i have bpd
November 17, 2025 at 11:01 AM
they dont call me a yandere anymore they just say i have bpd
should we all do 2010-2012 quotev quizzes again
November 17, 2025 at 11:01 AM
should we all do 2010-2012 quotev quizzes again
everybody wants a catgirl till she starts coughing out hairballs what has society come to
November 17, 2025 at 10:41 AM
everybody wants a catgirl till she starts coughing out hairballs what has society come to
