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burn it all down
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Timeline.

🔴13 Nov - Ronaldo gets red card in Portugal’s game v ireland. (Should miss opening 2 games of World Cup.)

🟠18 Nov - Ronaldo meets Donald Trump at White House.

🟢25 Nov - FIFA clears Ronaldo to play in World Cup from start.
November 25, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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17 years ago today. 🥹
November 23, 2025 at 3:25 PM
FAROE ISLANDS!!!!
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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Did that guy get hit by the cannon?
OK, bsky needs the Blue Jackets goal cannon video now because it's very close to Luke's
November 14, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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dawg they’re live laugh loving the white house. president homegoods
New sign outside the Oval Office..
November 5, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Go Bobcats.
okay the kids are off to school so

I filed dozens of FOIAs to learn what programs were selling the most booze

the answer is obviously Wisconsin (by a LOT lmao) but here's who else cracked the top of the list. raw sales data and per capita data here:

www.extrapointsmb.com/p/who-is-sel...
Who is selling the most booze at football games this year? We FOIA'd to find out.
SURPRISE! Wisconsin football fans enjoy adult beverages, film at 11.
www.extrapointsmb.com
November 4, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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Ladies and gentlemen:
October 31, 2025 at 12:15 PM
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Here's a photo of my friend and colleague, Jorge Bautista, getting shot in the face with a flashbang grenade. The ICE Agent is so afraid of Jorge (who was posing no threat) that he has wet himself. Please share this photo. Everyone needs to know what cowards ICE agents are.
October 23, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Uhhh…wut??
October 22, 2025 at 2:19 PM
ahh...you got me, i did own a volkswagen
i actually don’t think the “average” american millennial man had a nazi phase. it’s not some boys will be boys shit. this makes me side eye you and your friend group, sounds like a personal problem
October 21, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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if your blake be snell, gosh you're doing well
if your blake be treinen, you are not doing fine-en
October 14, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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What’s Jim Leyland like? What does he smell like? I would think it would be like a combination of Marlboro Reds and cherry lip gloss
October 11, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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New meme format
October 10, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Oh yea he knew it.
The drop in progressive passes and progressive dribbles from Nagbe in the past year has been disappointing. I would say bench him but…he is a warm body and that is the Crew this year
But G+ dings Evander for dropping deep, and depending on Evander to both progress and finishing plays.

CLB: Best, Zawadski (+3.1), Worst, Nagbe (-2.2)

Zawadski's rating is likely inflated as he's listed as a CB but played a lot of CM. Nagbe is certainly at the tail end of his Hall of Fame career.
October 6, 2025 at 11:52 PM
The drop in progressive passes and progressive dribbles from Nagbe in the past year has been disappointing. I would say bench him but…he is a warm body and that is the Crew this year
But G+ dings Evander for dropping deep, and depending on Evander to both progress and finishing plays.

CLB: Best, Zawadski (+3.1), Worst, Nagbe (-2.2)

Zawadski's rating is likely inflated as he's listed as a CB but played a lot of CM. Nagbe is certainly at the tail end of his Hall of Fame career.
October 5, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I was upset about this for a bit, however, at least we’re not Penn State
ohio just lost to a very, very bad Ball State team.
October 4, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Can’t wait to hear Reds ownership explain they don’t need to spend any more money because, well…we “made the playoffs”
October 1, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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🏈 GB 40 - 40 DAL
0:00 OT

This game has a 100.00% chance of ending in Scorigami.
September 29, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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TIM WEAH UCL GOAL 🚀

🎥: Paramount+
September 16, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Junior year of HS my history teacher was also our Village Mayor so, yes politics came up.
One teacher told us “apartheid was good for S Africa;” another lectured that FDR “ruined the country” by making Americans “lazy;” yet another wld force us to watch Alan Greenspan lectures and preface them by saying “now that’s a smart Jew” (the teacher ofc was not Jewish)
September 16, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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September 16, 2025 at 2:39 AM
If Baker Mayfield attempted this with the Browns the Texans return it and win the game.
rare case where trying to throw the ball away is significantly dumber than taking a sack
September 16, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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3 points #Crew96
September 14, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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Doing some research at the National Soccer HOF archives in North Carolina today and doing my very best to alienate everyone here, too.
September 12, 2025 at 4:23 PM