Chris B
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There is no description of a fool, he said, that you fail to satisfy
he/him
he/him
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my new column lost its home this weekend, so for posterity, here's my first and only Action Canon essay about Eastern Condors
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November 10, 2025 at 1:23 AM
my new column lost its home this weekend, so for posterity, here's my first and only Action Canon essay about Eastern Condors
Eastern Condors (1987) fucking rules.
November 13, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Eastern Condors (1987) fucking rules.
I know a lot of people don't like Tarantino, and I don't want to relitigate that, but I am really enjoying the Once Upon a Time in Hollywood novelization. Just an incredible treasure trove of period movie & TV stuff.
November 12, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I know a lot of people don't like Tarantino, and I don't want to relitigate that, but I am really enjoying the Once Upon a Time in Hollywood novelization. Just an incredible treasure trove of period movie & TV stuff.
Might just go spend $100 stocking up in De Cecco pasta
November 11, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Might just go spend $100 stocking up in De Cecco pasta
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Never studied comic books apparently. Open the schools
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Never studied comic books apparently. Open the schools
Ok, ok, what if we make the next one about James Bond's nephew, mystifyingly named James Bond, Jr., would that work?
November 11, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Ok, ok, what if we make the next one about James Bond's nephew, mystifyingly named James Bond, Jr., would that work?
sounds like maybe the real Trump world luminary she'd share a special connection with is actually America's Mayor
“How can I be blamed for sexting with a source I was profiling? After all, 9/11.”
November 11, 2025 at 2:39 PM
sounds like maybe the real Trump world luminary she'd share a special connection with is actually America's Mayor
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“How can I be blamed for sexting with a source I was profiling? After all, 9/11.”
November 11, 2025 at 2:35 PM
“How can I be blamed for sexting with a source I was profiling? After all, 9/11.”
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There’s a simple solution here: James Bond in Hell. He has sex with the Devil’s wife, kills the Devil by kicking him out of a helicopter, etc.
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 1:20 PM
There’s a simple solution here: James Bond in Hell. He has sex with the Devil’s wife, kills the Devil by kicking him out of a helicopter, etc.
I have determined that The Chair Company is an Unknown Armies show.
I will not be taking questions at this time.
I will not be taking questions at this time.
November 11, 2025 at 4:47 AM
I have determined that The Chair Company is an Unknown Armies show.
I will not be taking questions at this time.
I will not be taking questions at this time.
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The only thing Deron Payne did wrong was not throw an uppercut
Oh.... did not know this.... until now....
November 10, 2025 at 4:54 PM
The only thing Deron Payne did wrong was not throw an uppercut
good night last night at the Byrd Theatre for Big LeByrdski Fest
in a real travesty of justice I did not win "Best Dude" this year, but you know, strikes and gutters, ups and downs.
in a real travesty of justice I did not win "Best Dude" this year, but you know, strikes and gutters, ups and downs.
November 9, 2025 at 1:49 PM
good night last night at the Byrd Theatre for Big LeByrdski Fest
in a real travesty of justice I did not win "Best Dude" this year, but you know, strikes and gutters, ups and downs.
in a real travesty of justice I did not win "Best Dude" this year, but you know, strikes and gutters, ups and downs.
grim indeed
November 7, 2025 at 2:33 PM
grim indeed
folks, it's quite good
did you know the Mountain Goats have a new album out today and you can buy it or stream it and dance to it in your living room or while driving or on the subway and it's a whole vibe? well now you know that 30tgrs.ffm.to/ttfafpb
The Mountain Goats - Through This Fire Across from Peter Balkan
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November 7, 2025 at 1:43 PM
folks, it's quite good
I was curious to see if maybe The Ladykillers (2004) was actually a misunderstood gem, and not the bizarre, ill-conceived misfire that I remembered.
Nope! Still an extremely weird outlier in the Coen's filmography, though maybe more understandable now that I've seen Drive-Away Dolls.
Nope! Still an extremely weird outlier in the Coen's filmography, though maybe more understandable now that I've seen Drive-Away Dolls.
November 6, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I was curious to see if maybe The Ladykillers (2004) was actually a misunderstood gem, and not the bizarre, ill-conceived misfire that I remembered.
Nope! Still an extremely weird outlier in the Coen's filmography, though maybe more understandable now that I've seen Drive-Away Dolls.
Nope! Still an extremely weird outlier in the Coen's filmography, though maybe more understandable now that I've seen Drive-Away Dolls.
here's a beautiful, terrible idea: Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy, the musical
November 6, 2025 at 10:07 PM
here's a beautiful, terrible idea: Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy, the musical
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This is the very best thing about jury nullification, and you have to read it BEFORE you get called to jury duty.
beyondcourts.org/sites/defaul...
beyondcourts.org/sites/defaul...
November 6, 2025 at 8:58 PM
This is the very best thing about jury nullification, and you have to read it BEFORE you get called to jury duty.
beyondcourts.org/sites/defaul...
beyondcourts.org/sites/defaul...
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Hero jury saves democracy gone a-rye
Jury nullification is good and it's a good sign for America's path out of authoritarianism that juries are recognizing their power to nullify.
November 6, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Hero jury saves democracy gone a-rye
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Jury nullification is good and it's a good sign for America's path out of authoritarianism that juries are recognizing their power to nullify.
November 6, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Jury nullification is good and it's a good sign for America's path out of authoritarianism that juries are recognizing their power to nullify.
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Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.
November 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.
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incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty
November 6, 2025 at 6:10 PM
incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty
my dad has been watching Hong Kong action/crime movies on Criterion lately, and this is the subject line he picks to start his daily Wordle email to the family
I have to assume he's about to start a gunfight vs. 200 triad thugs, surrounded by doves & falling leaves
I have to assume he's about to start a gunfight vs. 200 triad thugs, surrounded by doves & falling leaves
November 6, 2025 at 2:32 PM
my dad has been watching Hong Kong action/crime movies on Criterion lately, and this is the subject line he picks to start his daily Wordle email to the family
I have to assume he's about to start a gunfight vs. 200 triad thugs, surrounded by doves & falling leaves
I have to assume he's about to start a gunfight vs. 200 triad thugs, surrounded by doves & falling leaves
seafood tower at the Mar-a-Lago holiday buffet gonna be really exciting this year
NEW: Billions of pounds of food are imported to the U.S. each year.
The FDA inspects foreign producers to ensure what we're eating is safe from pathogens and dangerous manufacturing practices.
But now, after Trump's drastic staff cuts, these inspections have plummeted to a historic low.
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The FDA inspects foreign producers to ensure what we're eating is safe from pathogens and dangerous manufacturing practices.
But now, after Trump's drastic staff cuts, these inspections have plummeted to a historic low.
🧵/
Foreign Food Safety Inspections Hit Historic Low After Trump Cuts
The dramatic shift in oversight comes at a time when the U.S. has never been more reliant on foreign food, which accounts for the vast majority of the nation’s seafood and more than half its fresh fru...
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November 6, 2025 at 1:35 PM
seafood tower at the Mar-a-Lago holiday buffet gonna be really exciting this year