Chris B
@cjosephbea.bsky.social
There is no description of a fool, he said, that you fail to satisfy
he/him
he/him
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
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im just saying it's legal to kidnap other presidents now!! mr xi
January 3, 2026 at 1:57 PM
im just saying it's legal to kidnap other presidents now!! mr xi
Greyhound (2020) is no masterpiece, but god I wish we got more naval thrillers aimed at middle-aged dads.
January 3, 2026 at 12:41 AM
Greyhound (2020) is no masterpiece, but god I wish we got more naval thrillers aimed at middle-aged dads.
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320,000 followers, completely fabricated a hoax Politico story, like 200 of you follow this account, consider your choices
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January 2, 2026 at 11:36 PM
320,000 followers, completely fabricated a hoax Politico story, like 200 of you follow this account, consider your choices
I'll show you the life of the mind
January 2, 2026 at 11:00 PM
I'll show you the life of the mind
just had a long talk with my father about why she should not send me links to LLM generated articles, and why Wikipedia is always a better option than asking Copilot or ChatGPT or Gemini or Claude or whatever the fuck garbage machine
happily, he was largely receptive
happily, he was largely receptive
January 2, 2026 at 4:52 PM
just had a long talk with my father about why she should not send me links to LLM generated articles, and why Wikipedia is always a better option than asking Copilot or ChatGPT or Gemini or Claude or whatever the fuck garbage machine
happily, he was largely receptive
happily, he was largely receptive
this, to me, is football
January 2, 2026 at 4:55 AM
this, to me, is football
had a nice little two movie day to start the new year, a pair of stone cold classics: Escape from New York (1981) and Boogie Nights (1997)
January 2, 2026 at 4:13 AM
had a nice little two movie day to start the new year, a pair of stone cold classics: Escape from New York (1981) and Boogie Nights (1997)
Boogie Nights (1997) is so goddamn remarkable. How does PTA manage to get this performance out of Mark Wahlberg? And Burt Reynolds, clearly so unhappy with everything going on, but absolutely perfect. Julianne Moore! William H. Macy? PSH? Cheadle? Molina? Just incredible.
January 2, 2026 at 2:11 AM
Boogie Nights (1997) is so goddamn remarkable. How does PTA manage to get this performance out of Mark Wahlberg? And Burt Reynolds, clearly so unhappy with everything going on, but absolutely perfect. Julianne Moore! William H. Macy? PSH? Cheadle? Molina? Just incredible.
hello, it is a New Year
January 2, 2026 at 12:27 AM
hello, it is a New Year
hell yeah Third Eye Blind, sweet
January 1, 2026 at 6:51 PM
hell yeah Third Eye Blind, sweet
if you are setting off fireworks or shooting a gun into the air: fuck you
January 1, 2026 at 5:03 AM
if you are setting off fireworks or shooting a gun into the air: fuck you
It Was Just an Accident (2025) is really heavy, but also manages to deliver a handful of genuinely hilarious moments. Maybe more relevant to the current moment in the US than I'd like to admit.
January 1, 2026 at 5:02 AM
It Was Just an Accident (2025) is really heavy, but also manages to deliver a handful of genuinely hilarious moments. Maybe more relevant to the current moment in the US than I'd like to admit.
ok, had lovely NYE party with some friends, but time to focus on the really important stuff- going down an internet rabbit hole on Richard Doty and MJ-12
January 1, 2026 at 3:08 AM
ok, had lovely NYE party with some friends, but time to focus on the really important stuff- going down an internet rabbit hole on Richard Doty and MJ-12
The Mastermind (2025) is terrific and kind of reminded me of Portnoy's Complaint. I really hope Josh O'Connor keeps getting great roles.
December 31, 2025 at 5:17 AM
The Mastermind (2025) is terrific and kind of reminded me of Portnoy's Complaint. I really hope Josh O'Connor keeps getting great roles.
turns out I won one of my fantasy football leagues- one in which I didn't even realize I was in the playoffs, let alone playing for the title
maybe I need to scale things back next year
maybe I need to scale things back next year
December 30, 2025 at 4:57 PM
turns out I won one of my fantasy football leagues- one in which I didn't even realize I was in the playoffs, let alone playing for the title
maybe I need to scale things back next year
maybe I need to scale things back next year
I like my histories magisterial
December 29, 2025 at 4:34 AM
I like my histories magisterial
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I'm losin' my fantasy football championship. My guys played bad on purpose. It ain't fair, T.
December 29, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I'm losin' my fantasy football championship. My guys played bad on purpose. It ain't fair, T.
and another thing: im not mad about fantasy football. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad about fantasy football.
December 28, 2025 at 9:35 PM
and another thing: im not mad about fantasy football. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad about fantasy football.
just bought and ate an entire bagged salad in a single sitting in an attempt to undo some of the damage of the past week and the week to come
December 28, 2025 at 1:44 AM
just bought and ate an entire bagged salad in a single sitting in an attempt to undo some of the damage of the past week and the week to come
I'm going to end up buying some Pop-Tarts tomorrow, aren't I?
December 28, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I'm going to end up buying some Pop-Tarts tomorrow, aren't I?
It's the freakin' weekend, baby, I'm about to have me some buns (hot dog buns, that is)
December 27, 2025 at 5:17 PM
It's the freakin' weekend, baby, I'm about to have me some buns (hot dog buns, that is)