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Chris B
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There is no description of a fool, he said, that you fail to satisfy

he/him
One Battle After Another (2025) continues to be a nightmarishly on-point masterpiece
January 10, 2026 at 4:01 AM
sitting in a bar that's been getting review-bombed by Libs of TikTok and various CHUDs for printing up "Fuck ICE/Fuck Trump" shirts and honestly the vibes are immaculate
January 9, 2026 at 11:21 PM
if the incumbent Dems don't want to have to drive farther for campaign events, fuck 'em, they should retire and let someone willing to fight step in
There's little downside for Virginia Dems going for 10-1 over 9-2.

On my 10-1 map below, Kamala Harris & Jay Jones won 9 seats by ≥10 points, & McAullife won all 9 in 2021. The swing seat was Harris+3.

On my 9-2 map, 1 of those blue seats becomes safe red, but the swing seat becomes just Harris+4
January 9, 2026 at 11:10 PM
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There's little downside for Virginia Dems going for 10-1 over 9-2.

On my 10-1 map below, Kamala Harris & Jay Jones won 9 seats by ≥10 points, & McAullife won all 9 in 2021. The swing seat was Harris+3.

On my 9-2 map, 1 of those blue seats becomes safe red, but the swing seat becomes just Harris+4
January 9, 2026 at 10:12 PM
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LOS ANGELES: ICE is prowling Silverlake & the hills
January 9, 2026 at 11:00 PM
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I saw this video of a Vietnam vet in the fur coat yelling at ICE and thought to myself, "this is missing something," before I realized, "Ah, of course, the Ether instrumental. It's so obvious."
January 9, 2026 at 7:53 PM
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Every month is Dry January if you're Ben Shapiro's wife
January 2, 2025 at 4:23 AM
rip bozos
January 9, 2026 at 3:41 AM
had a few small beers and made a little bread pudding
January 9, 2026 at 3:41 AM
@davidjroth.bsky.social @drewmagary.bsky.social @kalynkahler.bsky.social just a slight point of clarification- Royal Farms is renowned for the fried chicken. It's really good. Great episode, it helped me get through doing all the dishes and putting away Christmas decorations.
January 9, 2026 at 3:38 AM
A local community legal fund has printed these up and I happened to have mine delivered yesterday. It's not a lot, but it is worthwhile to make sure your neighbors know where you stand.
January 8, 2026 at 3:36 PM
I really can't believe the volume of ads I get on IG for "business coaching" and for "coaching for business coaches" and "Christian business coaching for fitness business coaches," etc.

And these are the people complaining that nobody wants to work anymore.
January 8, 2026 at 2:47 PM
the most annoying guy from St. John's College (me): actually it's one college with two campuses
A group of students at a New Mexico college (mostly) gave up their phones & computers for a week. What did they learn? “Most students said they had gotten to know themselves better without their phones butting in all day long.” [nytimes.com]
One Week Without Smartphones on a College Campus
A student-organized “tech fast” at St. John’s College thrust young people headfirst into a world of chalkboard-based communication. (On that note: Has anyone seen Eliza?)
www.nytimes.com
January 7, 2026 at 4:24 PM
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Wint and Kidd will return in AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY
January 7, 2026 at 3:37 AM
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some of the those that blake bortles
are the same that hit portals
January 7, 2026 at 3:35 AM
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They're doing this so they can call any government program that isn't ICE or the military "rife with fraud" and thus illegitimate. They are trying to manufacture consent to say any entitlement — from Medicare to social security — must be canceled because of extreme edge cases. Don't fall for it.
The Trump administration sent out letters tonight to 5 blue states, freezing about $10 billion in funding for child care and social services programs pending a "thorough review," citing concerns over "systemic fraud."
5 Democratic-run states are told that their child care funds have been frozen
The suspension of the funds could hurt low-income families in those states, depending on how long it lasts, advocates say.
www.axios.com
January 7, 2026 at 3:34 AM
y'all getting into Wolf Parade via the sweet gay hockey show has got me listening to Sunset Rubdown tonight, several beers in
January 7, 2026 at 3:25 AM
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A touching tribute to Mike F
January 7, 2026 at 2:40 AM
as a big galoot, I love to see big galoot representation in state government, especially when they're representing me
January 7, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Green Room (2015) is an incredible pick for a January 6 pop-up screening

probably a top ten movie of the century so far, for me
January 7, 2026 at 2:06 AM
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The gasp-laugh I made at this is something I couldn’t reproduce if I tried
January 6, 2026 at 4:16 AM
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January 5, 2026 at 10:39 PM
I just keep watching the Molina scene from Boogie Nights and I can't get over how good it is
January 6, 2026 at 4:23 AM
Ok, actually seeing a Charlie Schmidt for Delegate ad on YouTube, this guy is great. As a proud doofus-American, it's great to have my kind of person representing me in elected office
January 6, 2026 at 4:20 AM
there's a bit in original series Star Trek where an admiral and Kirk just have a whole sidebar about how green alien slave girls from Orion are irresistible to human men and like, sure, yes, agreed- but c'mon guys you're in a court martial proceeding for Mr. Spock, stay focused
January 6, 2026 at 3:31 AM