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Chris B
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There is no description of a fool, he said, that you fail to satisfy

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do you think Ken Starr and Jefferey Epstein and Dick Cheney and Henry Kissinger play in a band together in hell?
Epstein: ken, would take a stab at the article for the law journal. ? thx

Ken Starr: "In the spirit of the bedrock American belief in second chances, that unhappy chapter in Jeffrey's otherwise-magnificent life should be allowed to close once and for all."
November 13, 2025 at 10:45 PM
you may not like it, but this is what peak male performance looks like
November 13, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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my new column lost its home this weekend, so for posterity, here's my first and only Action Canon essay about Eastern Condors
Eastern Condors | Priscilla Page
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November 10, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Eastern Condors (1987) fucking rules.
November 13, 2025 at 4:52 AM
I know a lot of people don't like Tarantino, and I don't want to relitigate that, but I am really enjoying the Once Upon a Time in Hollywood novelization. Just an incredible treasure trove of period movie & TV stuff.
November 12, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Might just go spend $100 stocking up in De Cecco pasta
November 11, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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Never studied comic books apparently. Open the schools
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”

Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:

“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."

radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 2:41 PM
November 11, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Ok, ok, what if we make the next one about James Bond's nephew, mystifyingly named James Bond, Jr., would that work?
November 11, 2025 at 2:41 PM
sounds like maybe the real Trump world luminary she'd share a special connection with is actually America's Mayor
“How can I be blamed for sexting with a source I was profiling? After all, 9/11.”
November 11, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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“How can I be blamed for sexting with a source I was profiling? After all, 9/11.”
November 11, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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There’s a simple solution here: James Bond in Hell. He has sex with the Devil’s wife, kills the Devil by kicking him out of a helicopter, etc.
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”

Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:

“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."

radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I have determined that The Chair Company is an Unknown Armies show.

I will not be taking questions at this time.
November 11, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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The only thing Deron Payne did wrong was not throw an uppercut
Oh.... did not know this.... until now....
November 10, 2025 at 4:54 PM
good night last night at the Byrd Theatre for Big LeByrdski Fest

in a real travesty of justice I did not win "Best Dude" this year, but you know, strikes and gutters, ups and downs.
November 9, 2025 at 1:49 PM
what a week
November 7, 2025 at 10:32 PM
grim indeed
if i ever reach this point then just put me down
November 7, 2025 at 2:33 PM
folks, it's quite good
did you know the Mountain Goats have a new album out today and you can buy it or stream it and dance to it in your living room or while driving or on the subway and it's a whole vibe? well now you know that 30tgrs.ffm.to/ttfafpb
The Mountain Goats - Through This Fire Across from Peter Balkan
Choose your preferred music service
30tgrs.ffm.to
November 7, 2025 at 1:43 PM
I was curious to see if maybe The Ladykillers (2004) was actually a misunderstood gem, and not the bizarre, ill-conceived misfire that I remembered.

Nope! Still an extremely weird outlier in the Coen's filmography, though maybe more understandable now that I've seen Drive-Away Dolls.
November 6, 2025 at 11:46 PM
here's a beautiful, terrible idea: Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy, the musical
November 6, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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This is the very best thing about jury nullification, and you have to read it BEFORE you get called to jury duty.
beyondcourts.org/sites/defaul...
November 6, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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Hero jury saves democracy gone a-rye
Jury nullification is good and it's a good sign for America's path out of authoritarianism that juries are recognizing their power to nullify.
November 6, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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Jury nullification is good and it's a good sign for America's path out of authoritarianism that juries are recognizing their power to nullify.
November 6, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.
November 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty
November 6, 2025 at 6:10 PM