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Chrundle 🇵🇸
@chrundle.bsky.social
The poster formerly known as @chrundletweets
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Tyler O'Ryan Gramlin, 32, of Borden, IN is a Border Patrol Agent who has traveled from state to state committing extreme violence. On Jan 21, 2026 Gramlin emptied a can of pepper spray directly in the face of a prone protester at point-blank range in Minneapolis #MPLS #OneOfOursAllOfYours #UnmaskICE
January 22, 2026 at 3:38 AM
Recently watched Ms .45. It fucking ruled. The 4 central takeaways you should have after viewing:

1. Men should be shot.

2. Fuck Landlords.

3. Ride for you sisters. (Laurie, you bitch)

4. Lunch should still cost 4$ w/ tip.
January 21, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Shaved my face yesterday like an idiot.
January 21, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Releasing 23 minutes of music on a 2xLP is fucking crazy.
January 21, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Spineshank is touring in support of Fozzy? Fuck me.
January 21, 2026 at 5:28 PM
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Even after Trump is gone, the world will remember that he threatened to forcibly seize the territory of a peaceful democratic ally, and our institutions failed to immediately remove him. That makes US dangerously unreliable, not just one senile gangster.
His not being impeached by the end of the business day as a result of this threat is as much a problem as the threat itself. It’s not just Trump that the world has to worry about, it’s a GOP that supports him and Democrats who suck their thumbs and refuse to even discuss pushing to remove him
January 21, 2026 at 2:46 PM
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seen at 38th & Hiawatha this morning
January 21, 2026 at 2:53 PM
Me and the bitch I pulled cuz I look like Hercule Poirot.
January 20, 2026 at 10:40 PM
He will be. His kids will be too busy cannibalizing each other for inheritance.
when it happens I hope he is more alone and afraid than any human has ever been
January 20, 2026 at 8:09 PM
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Oh yes, oh yes. Let’s let this trend catch on.
January 19, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Ry ranna ret rou regnant, reeheeheehee.
January 20, 2026 at 3:20 PM
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chewsdy innit… lets get this quid
December 3, 2024 at 1:00 PM
Nobody cares, but sure why not?
January 20, 2026 at 2:48 PM
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To be clear, Disney asked for quotes, then deleted the post because folks passed the vibes check 😂
January 18, 2026 at 4:09 PM
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If Europe dumps its stake in the US and sells our debt, then the interest rate on borrowing money for the US skyrockets, the dollar crashes, our ability to import goods is weakened and our inflation crisis deepens perhaps fatally.

This is radioactive soft power.
Deutsche Bank here with the good stuff.
Game on.
January 18, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Let’s dock!
January 18, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Today gonna suck. I can feel it.
January 17, 2026 at 2:40 PM
AI? More like Aye, I straight up hope you die in a fire.
January 17, 2026 at 3:47 AM
Twink Peaks
January 17, 2026 at 12:53 AM
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every single successful general strike in US history has had union backing through the local AFL-CIO

this is the first time it’s been called for since the 1940s
January 16, 2026 at 9:24 PM
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"senate dems are reportedly offering ICE funding increases" i'm gonna lose my fucking shit
🚨NEWS: Senate Dems are reportedly offering ICE funding increases in exchange for body cams and de-escalation training for agents.

Body cams can be turned off. De-escalation training can be ignored.

Unclear if no masks, requiring ID badges, and no immunity is on the table.
January 16, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Movie -> Porn Parody:

The Jerk
Movie -> Porn Parody:

Pee Wee's Big Adventure
Movie -> Porn Parody:

the long piss goodnight
January 17, 2026 at 12:50 AM
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Block instantly.
January 17, 2026 at 12:13 AM
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The Black Panthers in Philadelphia have initiated armed community defense initiatives to counter ICE kidnapping raids within the city. (January 15, 2026) ✊🏽✊🏿✊🏾
January 15, 2026 at 11:32 PM
Don’t talk to me or my son ever again.
January 16, 2026 at 3:01 PM