Chrundle, Certified Dirt Grub
@chrundle.bsky.social
The poster formerly known as @chrundletweets
'Til now, I always got by on my own
I never really cared until I met you
And now it chills me to the bone
How do I get you alone
How do I get you alone
I never really cared until I met you
And now it chills me to the bone
How do I get you alone
How do I get you alone
November 23, 2025 at 2:55 AM
'Til now, I always got by on my own
I never really cared until I met you
And now it chills me to the bone
How do I get you alone
How do I get you alone
I never really cared until I met you
And now it chills me to the bone
How do I get you alone
How do I get you alone
We're running with the shadows of the night
So baby, take my hand, it'll be all right
Surrender all your dreams to me tonight
They'll come true in the end
So baby, take my hand, it'll be all right
Surrender all your dreams to me tonight
They'll come true in the end
November 23, 2025 at 2:49 AM
We're running with the shadows of the night
So baby, take my hand, it'll be all right
Surrender all your dreams to me tonight
They'll come true in the end
So baby, take my hand, it'll be all right
Surrender all your dreams to me tonight
They'll come true in the end
And it was also the night that the skeletons came to life
The bones are their money
So are the worms
They pull your hair up, but not out
To turn into a man and have another chance at life
But if they pull it out they turn to bones
The bones are their money
So are the worms
They pull your hair up, but not out
To turn into a man and have another chance at life
But if they pull it out they turn to bones
November 23, 2025 at 2:45 AM
And it was also the night that the skeletons came to life
The bones are their money
So are the worms
They pull your hair up, but not out
To turn into a man and have another chance at life
But if they pull it out they turn to bones
The bones are their money
So are the worms
They pull your hair up, but not out
To turn into a man and have another chance at life
But if they pull it out they turn to bones
Alexa, play “Chains and Whips” by Clipse.
November 22, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Alexa, play “Chains and Whips” by Clipse.
Merry Xmas dickhead.
November 19, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Merry Xmas dickhead.
The music of Pauline Anna Strom. That real synthy shit. True heads know.
November 16, 2025 at 3:52 AM
The music of Pauline Anna Strom. That real synthy shit. True heads know.
A goddamn tragedy.
November 8, 2025 at 4:18 PM
A goddamn tragedy.
Pretty grim.
November 7, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Pretty grim.
I can’t smile.
November 2, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I can’t smile.
Some idiot: “Haha, I’m neurospicy 😜”
Me: “Shut the fuck up. SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP.”
Me: “Shut the fuck up. SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP.”
October 26, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Some idiot: “Haha, I’m neurospicy 😜”
Me: “Shut the fuck up. SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP.”
Me: “Shut the fuck up. SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP.”
Bring her back.
October 18, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Bring her back.
They’re trans and they’re in love. 🥰
October 17, 2025 at 2:03 AM
They’re trans and they’re in love. 🥰
When the breakdown hits:
October 11, 2025 at 12:27 PM
When the breakdown hits:
Today might be the day I end it all. Off to a wretched start.
October 3, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Today might be the day I end it all. Off to a wretched start.
Post something random or you’ll have an awful October.
September 30, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Post something random or you’ll have an awful October.
The only WMDs Saddam ever had were those big naturals.
September 30, 2025 at 8:16 PM
The only WMDs Saddam ever had were those big naturals.