Chrundle, Certified Dirt Grub
@chrundle.bsky.social
The poster formerly known as @chrundletweets
Listen to Coffin Apartment.
November 23, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Listen to Coffin Apartment.
'Til now, I always got by on my own
I never really cared until I met you
And now it chills me to the bone
How do I get you alone
How do I get you alone
I never really cared until I met you
And now it chills me to the bone
How do I get you alone
How do I get you alone
November 23, 2025 at 2:55 AM
'Til now, I always got by on my own
I never really cared until I met you
And now it chills me to the bone
How do I get you alone
How do I get you alone
I never really cared until I met you
And now it chills me to the bone
How do I get you alone
How do I get you alone
We're running with the shadows of the night
So baby, take my hand, it'll be all right
Surrender all your dreams to me tonight
They'll come true in the end
So baby, take my hand, it'll be all right
Surrender all your dreams to me tonight
They'll come true in the end
November 23, 2025 at 2:49 AM
We're running with the shadows of the night
So baby, take my hand, it'll be all right
Surrender all your dreams to me tonight
They'll come true in the end
So baby, take my hand, it'll be all right
Surrender all your dreams to me tonight
They'll come true in the end
And it was also the night that the skeletons came to life
The bones are their money
So are the worms
They pull your hair up, but not out
To turn into a man and have another chance at life
But if they pull it out they turn to bones
The bones are their money
So are the worms
They pull your hair up, but not out
To turn into a man and have another chance at life
But if they pull it out they turn to bones
November 23, 2025 at 2:45 AM
And it was also the night that the skeletons came to life
The bones are their money
So are the worms
They pull your hair up, but not out
To turn into a man and have another chance at life
But if they pull it out they turn to bones
The bones are their money
So are the worms
They pull your hair up, but not out
To turn into a man and have another chance at life
But if they pull it out they turn to bones
Just housed four hotdogs.
November 23, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Just housed four hotdogs.
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elon installs a new feature that publicly displays the country where your app was installed and operates from
people find out the most racist pro-US accounts are based in israel, india, bangladesh, etc
US DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY TWITTER BASED IN ISRAEL
elon pauses location feature
people find out the most racist pro-US accounts are based in israel, india, bangladesh, etc
US DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY TWITTER BASED IN ISRAEL
elon pauses location feature
November 22, 2025 at 4:00 PM
elon installs a new feature that publicly displays the country where your app was installed and operates from
people find out the most racist pro-US accounts are based in israel, india, bangladesh, etc
US DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY TWITTER BASED IN ISRAEL
elon pauses location feature
people find out the most racist pro-US accounts are based in israel, india, bangladesh, etc
US DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY TWITTER BASED IN ISRAEL
elon pauses location feature
In Europe they call him Kilometers Davis.
November 22, 2025 at 5:46 PM
In Europe they call him Kilometers Davis.
Shout out to all the Wifeys out there.
November 22, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Shout out to all the Wifeys out there.
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every year someone does a study that’s like “we gave 100 homeless ppl money and their lives improved” and every year the government kills that guy
November 21, 2025 at 4:44 PM
every year someone does a study that’s like “we gave 100 homeless ppl money and their lives improved” and every year the government kills that guy
There sure are a lot of games for a “Final” Fantasy. Are they dumb? Do they not know what final means?
November 22, 2025 at 4:32 PM
There sure are a lot of games for a “Final” Fantasy. Are they dumb? Do they not know what final means?
Alexa, play “Chains and Whips” by Clipse.
November 22, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Alexa, play “Chains and Whips” by Clipse.
My current favorite Metal sub-genres:
Sweat Metal
Big Pants Metal
Heft Metal
Dumb Metal
Khaki Metal
Dream Metal
Polka Metal
Bread Metal
Friend Metal
Sweat Metal
Big Pants Metal
Heft Metal
Dumb Metal
Khaki Metal
Dream Metal
Polka Metal
Bread Metal
Friend Metal
November 21, 2025 at 11:26 PM
My current favorite Metal sub-genres:
Sweat Metal
Big Pants Metal
Heft Metal
Dumb Metal
Khaki Metal
Dream Metal
Polka Metal
Bread Metal
Friend Metal
Sweat Metal
Big Pants Metal
Heft Metal
Dumb Metal
Khaki Metal
Dream Metal
Polka Metal
Bread Metal
Friend Metal
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I used to work at a suburban newspaper. Every week there were school superintendents exposed as embezzlers, police captains racking up DUIs, county officials doing favors for relatives' businesses. All that is less visible now, and the absence of shame leads to normalization.
one of the underrated factors for the rise in scamming across U.S. society is the death of local media.
It gets lost in the shuffle, but the Speaker of the House is someone who, by all rights, should’ve had his career ended a decade ago by a Shreveport TV news investigative team.
November 21, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I used to work at a suburban newspaper. Every week there were school superintendents exposed as embezzlers, police captains racking up DUIs, county officials doing favors for relatives' businesses. All that is less visible now, and the absence of shame leads to normalization.
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black tie shirting tips:
✅ start with a shirt that's unrecoverably tacky
✅ buttons should strain if you move your arm slightly
✅ unidentifiable yellow-brown stain on one (1) tit
✅ start with a shirt that's unrecoverably tacky
✅ buttons should strain if you move your arm slightly
✅ unidentifiable yellow-brown stain on one (1) tit
November 21, 2025 at 12:38 AM
black tie shirting tips:
✅ start with a shirt that's unrecoverably tacky
✅ buttons should strain if you move your arm slightly
✅ unidentifiable yellow-brown stain on one (1) tit
✅ start with a shirt that's unrecoverably tacky
✅ buttons should strain if you move your arm slightly
✅ unidentifiable yellow-brown stain on one (1) tit
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Tear gassing a one-year-old U.S. citizen.
Dragging a U.S. citizen on her way to work out of her car.
Throwing tear gas at a children’s Halloween parade.
It’s time to have a serious conversation about defunding ICE.
Dragging a U.S. citizen on her way to work out of her car.
Throwing tear gas at a children’s Halloween parade.
It’s time to have a serious conversation about defunding ICE.
November 20, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Tear gassing a one-year-old U.S. citizen.
Dragging a U.S. citizen on her way to work out of her car.
Throwing tear gas at a children’s Halloween parade.
It’s time to have a serious conversation about defunding ICE.
Dragging a U.S. citizen on her way to work out of her car.
Throwing tear gas at a children’s Halloween parade.
It’s time to have a serious conversation about defunding ICE.
It may not be long, but it’s fat as a fist.
November 20, 2025 at 5:48 PM
It may not be long, but it’s fat as a fist.
Merry Xmas dickhead.
November 19, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Merry Xmas dickhead.
Absolutely CRUSHED my yearly performance review at work. 4.6 out of 5 baby!! Now gimme a raise, I fucking deserve it.
November 19, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Absolutely CRUSHED my yearly performance review at work. 4.6 out of 5 baby!! Now gimme a raise, I fucking deserve it.
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ICE employee among 16 men arrested in Bloomington sex trafficking sting, police say.
"When he was arrested, he said, 'I'm ICE, boys,'" Hodges said during a press conference Tuesday. "Well, unfortunately for him, we locked him up."
"When he was arrested, he said, 'I'm ICE, boys,'" Hodges said during a press conference Tuesday. "Well, unfortunately for him, we locked him up."
ICE employee among 16 men arrested in Bloomington sex trafficking sting, police say
According to Bloomington Police Chief Booker Hodges, officers started the three-day sting on Nov. 5. They used several methods to find people who were attempting to solicit a 17-year-old girl for sex.
www.cbsnews.com
November 18, 2025 at 11:59 PM
ICE employee among 16 men arrested in Bloomington sex trafficking sting, police say.
"When he was arrested, he said, 'I'm ICE, boys,'" Hodges said during a press conference Tuesday. "Well, unfortunately for him, we locked him up."
"When he was arrested, he said, 'I'm ICE, boys,'" Hodges said during a press conference Tuesday. "Well, unfortunately for him, we locked him up."
Why he walk like a gummy bear lol.
November 18, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Why he walk like a gummy bear lol.
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Kylesa. Send tweet.
November 18, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Kylesa. Send tweet.
He’s listening to Mamaleek again, isn’t he?
November 17, 2025 at 11:11 PM
He’s listening to Mamaleek again, isn’t he?
