Chris Walker 🍁
@chriswalker1964.bsky.social
If you enjoyed the hot dog, there's nothing to be gained by asking how it's made. Be great today, be better tomorrow. he/him
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fun fact: if a recipe tells you it will take 8 to 10 minutes to caramelize onions, they're a lying-ass bitch
January 17, 2026 at 9:51 PM
fun fact: if a recipe tells you it will take 8 to 10 minutes to caramelize onions, they're a lying-ass bitch
Fuck fuck fuck!
January 18, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Fuck fuck fuck!
Was Tkachuk shot? Looks like he was shot. He went down like he was shot. Fuck you, Tkuchuk.
January 18, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Was Tkachuk shot? Looks like he was shot. He went down like he was shot. Fuck you, Tkuchuk.
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My weekly #Habs Mailbag answering questions about Alexandre Texier's new contract, the tight Atlantic Division standings, where Alex Newhook might fit in lineup, the future of Patrik Laine, Zachary Bolduc's struggles and the state of NHL officiating: montrealgazette.com/sports/hocke...
Habs Mailbag: Alexandre Texier a good fit at cheap price for Canadiens
Habs will have to tough decisions to make on Patrik Laine and Zachary Bolduc when injured players start returning to lineup.
montrealgazette.com
January 17, 2026 at 3:48 PM
My weekly #Habs Mailbag answering questions about Alexandre Texier's new contract, the tight Atlantic Division standings, where Alex Newhook might fit in lineup, the future of Patrik Laine, Zachary Bolduc's struggles and the state of NHL officiating: montrealgazette.com/sports/hocke...
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My weekly Stu's Slapshots leading off with Ivan Demidov's impressive rookie season, what has impressed Habs teammate Mike Matheson the most about him, Montreal becoming place players want to be and Carey Price and Shea Weber still cashing in on contracts: montrealgazette.com/sports/hocke...
Stu's Slapshots: Canadiens' confidence in Ivan Demidov is paying off
Habs management has made Montreal a place players want to come — and stay — while being able to dump Carey Price and Shea Weber contracts.
montrealgazette.com
January 17, 2026 at 4:01 PM
My weekly Stu's Slapshots leading off with Ivan Demidov's impressive rookie season, what has impressed Habs teammate Mike Matheson the most about him, Montreal becoming place players want to be and Carey Price and Shea Weber still cashing in on contracts: montrealgazette.com/sports/hocke...
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Reflected Lakeside Bliss - Chilliwack Lake Provincial Park, British Columbia 🇨🇦
#reflection #lake #calm #bliss #tranquility #landscapephotography #nature #snow #mountains #explorebc #backroads #hiking #camping #sharecangeo #travel #natgeoyourshot #sunset #britishcolumbia #explorecanada #canada
#reflection #lake #calm #bliss #tranquility #landscapephotography #nature #snow #mountains #explorebc #backroads #hiking #camping #sharecangeo #travel #natgeoyourshot #sunset #britishcolumbia #explorecanada #canada
January 17, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Reflected Lakeside Bliss - Chilliwack Lake Provincial Park, British Columbia 🇨🇦
#reflection #lake #calm #bliss #tranquility #landscapephotography #nature #snow #mountains #explorebc #backroads #hiking #camping #sharecangeo #travel #natgeoyourshot #sunset #britishcolumbia #explorecanada #canada
#reflection #lake #calm #bliss #tranquility #landscapephotography #nature #snow #mountains #explorebc #backroads #hiking #camping #sharecangeo #travel #natgeoyourshot #sunset #britishcolumbia #explorecanada #canada
January 17, 2026 at 6:33 PM
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Thanks to everyone who conserved water over the past two weeks ❤️! Effective immediately, all water restrictions have been lifted for the city of Calgary, Airdrie, Chestermere, Strathmore and Tsuut’ina Nation.
January 16, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Thanks to everyone who conserved water over the past two weeks ❤️! Effective immediately, all water restrictions have been lifted for the city of Calgary, Airdrie, Chestermere, Strathmore and Tsuut’ina Nation.
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I need Patrik Laine on a conditioning stint in the AHL so bad, because his PP one timer against AHL goaltending would be so damn funny to watch
January 16, 2026 at 6:09 PM
I need Patrik Laine on a conditioning stint in the AHL so bad, because his PP one timer against AHL goaltending would be so damn funny to watch
This is the washboard solo you didn't know you needed. Until now.
January 16, 2026 at 8:37 PM
This is the washboard solo you didn't know you needed. Until now.
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Relationships are a lot like algebra.
Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?
Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?
January 16, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Relationships are a lot like algebra.
Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?
Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?
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My column:
After two decades of Trevor Timmins imposed mediocrity, the Canadiens are showing that it is indeed possible to find draft gems in unusual places.
montrealgazette.com/sports/hocke...
After two decades of Trevor Timmins imposed mediocrity, the Canadiens are showing that it is indeed possible to find draft gems in unusual places.
montrealgazette.com/sports/hocke...
Todd: Canadiens get it right after two decades of draft disasters
In four drafts run by Jeff Gorton and Kent Hughes since Trevor Timmins' calamitous rein, the Habs have chosen as many as six elite players.
montrealgazette.com
January 16, 2026 at 7:10 PM
My column:
After two decades of Trevor Timmins imposed mediocrity, the Canadiens are showing that it is indeed possible to find draft gems in unusual places.
montrealgazette.com/sports/hocke...
After two decades of Trevor Timmins imposed mediocrity, the Canadiens are showing that it is indeed possible to find draft gems in unusual places.
montrealgazette.com/sports/hocke...
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JD Vance said Denmark has not done a good job keeping Greenland safe. Just out of curiosity, when was the last time a Greenlander was shot dead by a masked agent of their own government?
January 16, 2026 at 3:46 PM
JD Vance said Denmark has not done a good job keeping Greenland safe. Just out of curiosity, when was the last time a Greenlander was shot dead by a masked agent of their own government?
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This was arguably my favourite children's book
when I was a kid RS
when I was a kid RS
January 16, 2026 at 4:25 PM
This was arguably my favourite children's book
when I was a kid RS
when I was a kid RS
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Peak Winter Lines - Chilliwack Lake Provincial Park, British Columbia 🇨🇦
#mountains #snow #nature #winter #bc #britishcolumbia #explorebc #bcparks #landscapephotography #scape #blueskyartshow #skiing #photography #sharecangeo #hiking #explorecanada #natgeoyourshot #panorama #calm #cold #peak #canada
#mountains #snow #nature #winter #bc #britishcolumbia #explorebc #bcparks #landscapephotography #scape #blueskyartshow #skiing #photography #sharecangeo #hiking #explorecanada #natgeoyourshot #panorama #calm #cold #peak #canada
January 16, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Peak Winter Lines - Chilliwack Lake Provincial Park, British Columbia 🇨🇦
#mountains #snow #nature #winter #bc #britishcolumbia #explorebc #bcparks #landscapephotography #scape #blueskyartshow #skiing #photography #sharecangeo #hiking #explorecanada #natgeoyourshot #panorama #calm #cold #peak #canada
#mountains #snow #nature #winter #bc #britishcolumbia #explorebc #bcparks #landscapephotography #scape #blueskyartshow #skiing #photography #sharecangeo #hiking #explorecanada #natgeoyourshot #panorama #calm #cold #peak #canada
Robo-porno-booby-bot alert!
January 16, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Robo-porno-booby-bot alert!
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What has long been viewed as a three-team race out of the bottom of the Atlantic is now a four-team race. The Canadiens’ previous loss in Buffalo marked the beginning of their rebuild. Their most recent one demonstrated how crowded that race is.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/697...
www.nytimes.com/athletic/697...
As Canadiens battle to emerge in Atlantic, Sabres demonstrate how difficult that will be
The Canadiens' last loss in Buffalo came as they started on their rebuild, and though their road has been longer, the Sabres have caught up.
www.nytimes.com
January 16, 2026 at 5:29 PM
What has long been viewed as a three-team race out of the bottom of the Atlantic is now a four-team race. The Canadiens’ previous loss in Buffalo marked the beginning of their rebuild. Their most recent one demonstrated how crowded that race is.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/697...
www.nytimes.com/athletic/697...
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Pier Sunset - Cultus Lake, British Columbia 🇨🇦
#sunset #sunsetphotography #nature #pier #dock #fog #clouds #calm #silhouette #blueskyartshow #water #lake #tranquil #bc #britishcolumbia #explorebc #scape #mountains #travel #photography #landscapephotography #panorama #chilliwackbc #cultuslake #canada
#sunset #sunsetphotography #nature #pier #dock #fog #clouds #calm #silhouette #blueskyartshow #water #lake #tranquil #bc #britishcolumbia #explorebc #scape #mountains #travel #photography #landscapephotography #panorama #chilliwackbc #cultuslake #canada
January 16, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Pier Sunset - Cultus Lake, British Columbia 🇨🇦
#sunset #sunsetphotography #nature #pier #dock #fog #clouds #calm #silhouette #blueskyartshow #water #lake #tranquil #bc #britishcolumbia #explorebc #scape #mountains #travel #photography #landscapephotography #panorama #chilliwackbc #cultuslake #canada
#sunset #sunsetphotography #nature #pier #dock #fog #clouds #calm #silhouette #blueskyartshow #water #lake #tranquil #bc #britishcolumbia #explorebc #scape #mountains #travel #photography #landscapephotography #panorama #chilliwackbc #cultuslake #canada
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The café owner said “no wifi pretend like it’s 1975”
So I paid 10 cents for my coffee and lit up a cigarette.
So I paid 10 cents for my coffee and lit up a cigarette.
January 16, 2026 at 4:21 AM
The café owner said “no wifi pretend like it’s 1975”
So I paid 10 cents for my coffee and lit up a cigarette.
So I paid 10 cents for my coffee and lit up a cigarette.
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The Canadiens were sloppy which had to be addressed in the Call Of The Wilde for Global Montreal, but for more cheery feelings the Wilde Cards is an attempt to assess what 2026 may look like on the forward depth chart.
Hint: there’s a lot of NHL players.
globalnews.ca/news/1161543...
Hint: there’s a lot of NHL players.
globalnews.ca/news/1161543...
Call of the Wilde: Montreal Canadiens bested by Sabres with 5-3 loss in Buffalo - Montreal | Globalnews.ca
The Sabres are trying to make the playoffs for the first time since 2011, and are now in a playoff position after shading the Canadiens. Brian Wilde has more.
globalnews.ca
January 16, 2026 at 3:22 AM
The Canadiens were sloppy which had to be addressed in the Call Of The Wilde for Global Montreal, but for more cheery feelings the Wilde Cards is an attempt to assess what 2026 may look like on the forward depth chart.
Hint: there’s a lot of NHL players.
globalnews.ca/news/1161543...
Hint: there’s a lot of NHL players.
globalnews.ca/news/1161543...
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Lauterbrunnen, Switzerland (📸 : Pongnathee Kluaythong).
January 16, 2026 at 12:17 PM
Lauterbrunnen, Switzerland (📸 : Pongnathee Kluaythong).