Mexican Pirate King
@christophicles.bsky.social
Equity. Inclusivity. Frivolity. Soccer is life, as is the refreshing, citrusy blast of Tang, a kick in a glass. Huzzah to geeky & nerdy things! There is very little meat in these gym mats. He/Him
Discord: Christophicles
Discord: Christophicles
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I'm so goddamn proud of us tonight. The fascists have hundreds of millions of dollars to spend trying to convince women's sports fans that exclusion will protect us, but we know better, and we're building a grassroots movement to prove it
November 23, 2025 at 8:28 AM
I'm so goddamn proud of us tonight. The fascists have hundreds of millions of dollars to spend trying to convince women's sports fans that exclusion will protect us, but we know better, and we're building a grassroots movement to prove it
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What the signs say 🗣️🏳️⚧️
November 23, 2025 at 1:46 AM
What the signs say 🗣️🏳️⚧️
We only started watching near the end of the first half, but that was pure unrepentant entertainment and a top 10 MLS game ever. LAFC hit each part of the woodwork in one 15 second sequence where I literally squealed. MLS 5ever!
November 23, 2025 at 6:08 AM
We only started watching near the end of the first half, but that was pure unrepentant entertainment and a top 10 MLS game ever. LAFC hit each part of the woodwork in one 15 second sequence where I literally squealed. MLS 5ever!
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Football, bloody hell, things of that nature
November 23, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Football, bloody hell, things of that nature
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Also, BC Place is just an awesome venue to watch a match. They serve butter chicken poutine, and you ain't getting that in another giant soccer venue on this continent.
November 23, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Also, BC Place is just an awesome venue to watch a match. They serve butter chicken poutine, and you ain't getting that in another giant soccer venue on this continent.
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Every single time I read something like this, which is getting to be twice a week minimum, I think of Bill Cassidy changing his vote to “yes” because RFK jr told Cassidy they would have special biweekly phone calls.
RFK Jr. says he personally directed CDC’s new guidance on vaccines and autism | CNN
Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. personally directed the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention to update its website to contradict its longtime guidance that vaccines don’t cause autis...
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November 23, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Every single time I read something like this, which is getting to be twice a week minimum, I think of Bill Cassidy changing his vote to “yes” because RFK jr told Cassidy they would have special biweekly phone calls.
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Gameday voting on which school has the most faculty in the Epstein Files
November 22, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Gameday voting on which school has the most faculty in the Epstein Files
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shaaaadow On the SuuuuuhHuuuOohn
November 22, 2025 at 8:05 AM
shaaaadow On the SuuuuuhHuuuOohn
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One “bend and snap” and we might see Stephen Miller arrested
November 21, 2025 at 9:42 PM
One “bend and snap” and we might see Stephen Miller arrested
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Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.
November 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.
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i just want to vote for socialism and cook in fancy pans. is that so much to ask for?
November 21, 2025 at 11:50 PM
i just want to vote for socialism and cook in fancy pans. is that so much to ask for?
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🎶❤️💚
December 24, 2024 at 2:22 PM
🎶❤️💚
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We're cat-sitting my dude Russell here, who is an absolute unit, and it's day 5 of his people being on a trip so he demanded big belly rubs. Solid ass cat, as Stone Cold would say. 10/10.
November 22, 2025 at 12:09 AM
We're cat-sitting my dude Russell here, who is an absolute unit, and it's day 5 of his people being on a trip so he demanded big belly rubs. Solid ass cat, as Stone Cold would say. 10/10.
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i don't think your loan is getting approved
November 21, 2025 at 10:26 PM
i don't think your loan is getting approved
@sealab2021.org you always say exactly what you mean and you always mean what you say. There are so few people like that left in the world, so I appreciate you so much for it!
November 21, 2025 at 8:02 AM
@sealab2021.org you always say exactly what you mean and you always mean what you say. There are so few people like that left in the world, so I appreciate you so much for it!
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fun fact: the cheapest matcha latte i’ve had this year still cost more than a month’s worth of estrogen
crunching the numbers for funsies rn, if youre on a typical dose (am thinking ~0.15ml per week, accounting generously for dead space loss) and you finish the vial it’s about $4.89/month. i pay more monthly for spotify with a student discount!!!
November 21, 2025 at 3:11 AM
fun fact: the cheapest matcha latte i’ve had this year still cost more than a month’s worth of estrogen
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I am by no means a prominent public intellectual, but my inbox is increasingly filled with messages from people who have been convinced by sycophantic chatbots that they have discovered revolutionary theories that entirely upend our scientific understanding of the universe.
November 21, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I am by no means a prominent public intellectual, but my inbox is increasingly filled with messages from people who have been convinced by sycophantic chatbots that they have discovered revolutionary theories that entirely upend our scientific understanding of the universe.
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i want to grow old with my trans friends
November 21, 2025 at 3:17 AM
i want to grow old with my trans friends
Going to tell some of you randomly nice things, okay?
November 21, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Going to tell some of you randomly nice things, okay?
Sometimes I wish everyone WAS kung-fu fighting. It might solve more problems than it creates!
November 21, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Sometimes I wish everyone WAS kung-fu fighting. It might solve more problems than it creates!
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Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door.
This is who it was:
This is who it was:
November 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door.
This is who it was:
This is who it was:
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Please help how you can! November is coming to an end!! 💕💸
November 21, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Please help how you can! November is coming to an end!! 💕💸
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Whoever recommended Tove Lo’s cover of “Good 4 U”, I appreciate you and your general existence!
October 13, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Whoever recommended Tove Lo’s cover of “Good 4 U”, I appreciate you and your general existence!