Mexican Pirate King
@christophicles.bsky.social
Equity. Inclusivity. Frivolity. Soccer is life, as is the refreshing, citrusy blast of Tang, a kick in a glass. Huzzah to geeky & nerdy things! There is very little meat in these gym mats. He/Him
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This 4 minute video is the best thing ever ever done in the world of Brand videos. This is what happens when the client calls all the shots and has terrible ideas.
The theme song is everything.
The theme song is everything.
Sizzler Promotional Commercial 1991
YouTube video by Rachel Redhouse
www.youtube.com
February 7, 2026 at 5:24 AM
This 4 minute video is the best thing ever ever done in the world of Brand videos. This is what happens when the client calls all the shots and has terrible ideas.
The theme song is everything.
The theme song is everything.
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Already reposted the quoted post but just started cracking up all over again because I can’t believe we saw a wholesome example of this exact format in the wild
February 6, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Already reposted the quoted post but just started cracking up all over again because I can’t believe we saw a wholesome example of this exact format in the wild
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hey
me and the gf saw you from across the bar
are you gunna finish your maraschino cherries?
me and the gf saw you from across the bar
are you gunna finish your maraschino cherries?
April 6, 2025 at 5:33 AM
hey
me and the gf saw you from across the bar
are you gunna finish your maraschino cherries?
me and the gf saw you from across the bar
are you gunna finish your maraschino cherries?
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Ian McKellen performs “The Strangers’ Case” speech from “Sir Thomas More” on Colbert.
February 5, 2026 at 1:07 PM
Ian McKellen performs “The Strangers’ Case” speech from “Sir Thomas More” on Colbert.
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You’re not crazy. The anti-trans movement is not organic; it was funded by pedophilic billionaires like Jeffrey Epstein who backed a network of conservatives to accuse the same people they were sexually abusing of being the real danger. @madycast.com exposes the truth in our in-depth report.
Epstein Backed ‘Billionaires’ Dinner’ Network of Prominent Anti-Trans Figures
Lawrence Krauss, Richard Dawkins, Steven Pinker and other anti-trans influencers personally benefited from a right-wing academic social group backed by infamous human trafficker Jeffrey Epstein, somet...
transnews.network
February 6, 2026 at 8:12 PM
You’re not crazy. The anti-trans movement is not organic; it was funded by pedophilic billionaires like Jeffrey Epstein who backed a network of conservatives to accuse the same people they were sexually abusing of being the real danger. @madycast.com exposes the truth in our in-depth report.
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you’re allowed to scribble and make art that has no other purpose other than to be bad
July 31, 2025 at 11:12 PM
you’re allowed to scribble and make art that has no other purpose other than to be bad
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Mamdani: "I speak of Renee Good, whose final words to the man who murdered her were, 'I'm not mad at you.' I speak of Alex Pretti who died as he lived, caring for the stranger. ICE shot him bc he did something they could never fathom ... let us offer a new path: one of defiance through compassion."
February 6, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Mamdani: "I speak of Renee Good, whose final words to the man who murdered her were, 'I'm not mad at you.' I speak of Alex Pretti who died as he lived, caring for the stranger. ICE shot him bc he did something they could never fathom ... let us offer a new path: one of defiance through compassion."
At the school the RJ Peers, myself, and our CSM set up a giant heart on the biggest hallway board outside the library. We started a kindness drive where kids could post notes on the heart to other students about something kind they saw them do. 2 weeks in and we have almost filled up the heart 💓💗
February 6, 2026 at 7:42 AM
At the school the RJ Peers, myself, and our CSM set up a giant heart on the biggest hallway board outside the library. We started a kindness drive where kids could post notes on the heart to other students about something kind they saw them do. 2 weeks in and we have almost filled up the heart 💓💗
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With homeland security gone I’ll finally be able to steal the statue of liberty
Senate Majority Leader John Thune said Thursday that demands made by Democrats for new restrictions on federal immigration officers are “unrealistic” and warned that the Department of Homeland Security will shut down next week if they do not work with Republicans and the White House.
Homeland Security shutdown grows more likely as Republicans rebuff Democratic demands for ICE
Senate Majority Leader John Thune said Thursday that demands made by Democrats for new restrictions on federal immigration officers are “unrealistic” and warned that the Department of Homeland Secu…
trib.al
February 5, 2026 at 11:00 PM
With homeland security gone I’ll finally be able to steal the statue of liberty
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NEW: Records reviewed by WIRED show DHS’s facial recognition app (Mobile Fortify) isn’t designed to actually "verify" identity—despite DHS claims and its agents relying on its matches to support probable cause in the field.
ICE and CBP’s Face-Recognition App Can’t Actually Verify Who People Are
ICE has used Mobile Fortify to identify immigrants and citizens alike over 100,000 times, by one estimate. It wasn't built to work like that—and only got approved after DHS abandoned its own privacy r...
www.wired.com
February 5, 2026 at 8:29 PM
NEW: Records reviewed by WIRED show DHS’s facial recognition app (Mobile Fortify) isn’t designed to actually "verify" identity—despite DHS claims and its agents relying on its matches to support probable cause in the field.
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Jeff Bezos gave $75 million to support Melania Trump's vanity film, but he doesn't have the money for the hundreds of journalists he laid off at The Post today.
Democracy dies with Bezos – unless we fight back. Here's how you can help:
newsguild.org/mass-layoffs...
Democracy dies with Bezos – unless we fight back. Here's how you can help:
newsguild.org/mass-layoffs...
Mass layoffs at Washington Post; hundreds of journalists cut as Bezos gives millions to Melania Trump | The NewsGuild - TNG-CWA
The Washington Post on Wednesday announced a devastating number of layoffs to journalists, decimating one of the most important newsrooms in the country.
newsguild.org
February 4, 2026 at 8:56 PM
Jeff Bezos gave $75 million to support Melania Trump's vanity film, but he doesn't have the money for the hundreds of journalists he laid off at The Post today.
Democracy dies with Bezos – unless we fight back. Here's how you can help:
newsguild.org/mass-layoffs...
Democracy dies with Bezos – unless we fight back. Here's how you can help:
newsguild.org/mass-layoffs...
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February 5, 2026 at 9:13 PM
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i see the clip of klint kubiak talking about how christianity is more important than football + he gave the whole roster bibles did not make it to bluesky
February 5, 2026 at 3:44 AM
i see the clip of klint kubiak talking about how christianity is more important than football + he gave the whole roster bibles did not make it to bluesky
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i’m gonna start calling joe brady “blizzard man” at all times and refuse to elaborate on where im getting that from. i think we can get this to take off while the normies remain ignorant. you guys gotta have my back on this tho
February 5, 2026 at 3:51 AM
i’m gonna start calling joe brady “blizzard man” at all times and refuse to elaborate on where im getting that from. i think we can get this to take off while the normies remain ignorant. you guys gotta have my back on this tho
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Just as an informational:
No one’s getting in any trouble for F-words on TBS, especially from a crowd.
The FCC doesn’t have jurisdiction over cable TV networks when it comes to the language police because it’s a paid service.
Cable TV self-censors to please advertisers & not offend viewers. 🤼
No one’s getting in any trouble for F-words on TBS, especially from a crowd.
The FCC doesn’t have jurisdiction over cable TV networks when it comes to the language police because it’s a paid service.
Cable TV self-censors to please advertisers & not offend viewers. 🤼
February 5, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Just as an informational:
No one’s getting in any trouble for F-words on TBS, especially from a crowd.
The FCC doesn’t have jurisdiction over cable TV networks when it comes to the language police because it’s a paid service.
Cable TV self-censors to please advertisers & not offend viewers. 🤼
No one’s getting in any trouble for F-words on TBS, especially from a crowd.
The FCC doesn’t have jurisdiction over cable TV networks when it comes to the language police because it’s a paid service.
Cable TV self-censors to please advertisers & not offend viewers. 🤼
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"voting is so skibidi rizz" kamala harris posted thsi morning
February 5, 2026 at 4:40 PM
"voting is so skibidi rizz" kamala harris posted thsi morning
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This is an important point.
Empathy—in and of itself—is anti-fascist.
The arts—and the project of higher education as a whole—teach empathy, enabling you to put yourself in other people’s shoes.
So to a fascist, they must be destroyed.
Empathy—in and of itself—is anti-fascist.
The arts—and the project of higher education as a whole—teach empathy, enabling you to put yourself in other people’s shoes.
So to a fascist, they must be destroyed.
The war on empathy and the war on the arts are part of the same project.
www.liberalcurrents.com/none-more-wo...
www.liberalcurrents.com/none-more-wo...
February 5, 2026 at 4:03 PM
This is an important point.
Empathy—in and of itself—is anti-fascist.
The arts—and the project of higher education as a whole—teach empathy, enabling you to put yourself in other people’s shoes.
So to a fascist, they must be destroyed.
Empathy—in and of itself—is anti-fascist.
The arts—and the project of higher education as a whole—teach empathy, enabling you to put yourself in other people’s shoes.
So to a fascist, they must be destroyed.
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that stage of society when school children share the bond of having endured the camps together
The two children who returned to MN today say they saw one of their Valley View schoolmates at a detention center in TX. This is a child whose family was last in contact with the school on January 9. No one has known where they were until now.
February 5, 2026 at 2:12 AM
that stage of society when school children share the bond of having endured the camps together
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ive never been the main character. might be time for me to post some absolute bullshit discourse that gets me cancelled. let's see... um, babies should be required to fly in the luggage compartment. you should have to prove you need disability benefits with a cool rap. kittens are just fuzzy rats
February 5, 2026 at 5:25 AM
ive never been the main character. might be time for me to post some absolute bullshit discourse that gets me cancelled. let's see... um, babies should be required to fly in the luggage compartment. you should have to prove you need disability benefits with a cool rap. kittens are just fuzzy rats
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Gavin Newsom could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and we’d still get told he’s better than the alternative.
February 5, 2026 at 6:45 AM
Gavin Newsom could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and we’d still get told he’s better than the alternative.
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found a note from two years ago that said "want a dick/want to touch a dick political alignment chart" and can not remember the context
maybe someone will find it useful though
maybe someone will find it useful though
February 5, 2026 at 2:28 AM
found a note from two years ago that said "want a dick/want to touch a dick political alignment chart" and can not remember the context
maybe someone will find it useful though
maybe someone will find it useful though
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Now Available. Priced at cost with option to Donate at Check out to Minnesota Immigration Justice and/or Rent Relief Efforts while we are under occupation.
🤼
#AEWDynamite
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#AEWDynamite
February 5, 2026 at 6:22 AM
Now Available. Priced at cost with option to Donate at Check out to Minnesota Immigration Justice and/or Rent Relief Efforts while we are under occupation.
🤼
#AEWDynamite
🤼
#AEWDynamite
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I don’t have any money to buy this, so you have to, then post a picture of yourself wearing it so I can live vicariously through you.
Now Available. Priced at cost with option to Donate at Check out to Minnesota Immigration Justice and/or Rent Relief Efforts while we are under occupation.
🤼
#AEWDynamite
🤼
#AEWDynamite
February 5, 2026 at 6:39 AM
I don’t have any money to buy this, so you have to, then post a picture of yourself wearing it so I can live vicariously through you.
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This is another effort that has taken a HUGE amount of local activism, led by community folks who care.
It CAN be done. Get involved where you live and push back.
www.elpasotimes.com/story/news/i...
It CAN be done. Get involved where you live and push back.
www.elpasotimes.com/story/news/i...
New Mexico Senate approves bill to ban ICE detention centers
The New Mexico Legislature approved the Immigration Safety Act. House bill 9 bars the state from allowing ICE detention centers.
www.elpasotimes.com
February 4, 2026 at 9:20 PM
This is another effort that has taken a HUGE amount of local activism, led by community folks who care.
It CAN be done. Get involved where you live and push back.
www.elpasotimes.com/story/news/i...
It CAN be done. Get involved where you live and push back.
www.elpasotimes.com/story/news/i...
Ah! Lunch time!
February 4, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Ah! Lunch time!