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Mexican Pirate King
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Equity. Inclusivity. Frivolity. Soccer is life, as is the refreshing, citrusy blast of Tang, a kick in a glass. Huzzah to geeky & nerdy things! There is very little meat in these gym mats. He/Him
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This is what different parts of my wife’s body seem to do to her every other week
There are two kitties, with one kitty having the other in a vicious headlock. The headlocked kitty looks like it has many regrets. The caption reads “everyone is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Attack them. Now they are fighting two battles”
November 18, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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As I am sure you can all tell, cleaning up the living room and kitchen is going very well
The Stitch Cat, a dark gray kitty, has taken a purple box that used to have chip bags in it for her very own. She is very pleased with herself The Stitch Cat, a dark grey kitty, further ensconces herself into the aforementioned purple-colored chip box. She wears an expression of extreme relaxation as she lays back into the smallish depths of the box The Stitch Cat, a dark grey kitty, stares at me from her purple-colored cat box, nee chip box, as she lays down in its cozy confines
November 11, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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Please enjoy this picture for all it stands for.
KIKÉ Hernandez holds Mookie Betts very salaciously after the Dodgers combined for a very unlikely double play to win game 6. KIKÉ is extremely excited and grabs Mookie in such a fashion
November 2, 2025 at 6:44 AM
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SHOHEI!!!!!
Shohei Ohtani answering questions about being the ultimate baller. He wears a slightly sheepish expression as he explains how much he loves it
November 2, 2025 at 5:50 AM
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MY BEST FRIEND BOUGHT ME THE ANTHONY BANDA MASK LAST YEAR AND I FINALLY GOT A CHANCE TO WEAR IT
Me, standing in the living room with my arms out wearing a scary clown mask that Anthony Banda wore after last year’s WORLD SERIES win
November 2, 2025 at 5:36 AM
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3rd period saw me embrace my Cousin It era. It was fun to see the kids be so shocked I could still see well enough to know who they were lok
Me, with my face completely covered by my hair. The green lockers in the back really help my peace sign I am holding up pop
October 21, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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Here was the lunch time look. The lunch lady wasn’t the only one who was serving lol
Me with somewhat hidden ponytails in front of our mental health bulletin board, which lets our young people know it is okay to ask for help and all the ways they can do that at our school. My picture is on this board as a support, but I do not look the best so I am going to keep it Secret Me smiling a goofy toothy smile and showing off my left ponytail Me making what can only be described as whistly-face while holding up my right ponytail
October 20, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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Period 2!
Me, offering a curious look at my side ponytail, which has switched sides of my head for reasons most silly.
October 20, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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Spirit Week is upon us once again! Today is Crazy Hair Day and I have decided to do a different hairstyle every period. Here’s 1st period
Me, wearing my beloved red and blue One Piece jacket, as well as a delightful side ponytail on my very long, very thick dark brown hair. I have a demure smile and a white button up shirt. My Los Angeles Dodgers lanyard hangs from neck, adorned with my He/Him pronouns pin
October 20, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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Part of this posting renaissance is because my pinky has recovered enough to be functional. Only three more little chefs to go!
My hand, with the middle three fingers covered in gauze and medical tape because of the burn blisters that lay within.
October 6, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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@mayawest.online I just realized that it makes sense if Eggs became friends with our foster kitty Dr. Breakfast
A small grey kitty named Dr. Breakfast sniffing the carpet in my son’s room Dr. Breakfast, a dark grey kitty, contemplates her life choices after vigorously fighting the fish toy (in background). You can see my bent headed leg in the foreground, quietly offering positive vibes for Dr. Breakfast’s moment of introspection Dr. Breakfast, a small dark grey kitty, does not appreciate bees. At least not the kind made of squishy materials
September 22, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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41 trips around the sun complete!
A picture of me wearing a white shirt and a small grin. In the background, our curtains have a big black cat on them. The text says “coffee shop” and it has a groovy mod 60’s vibe
September 19, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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How I feel about responding to people online when they tell me about something they enjoy
An animated Ringo Star sits in front of a typewriter at a nice desk in a room with many books and a lovely window with a view. He wears his trademark beardy five o’ clock shadow and sunglasses as he exclaims something with gusto to his butler, Weatherby. He states passionately “They took the time to write me, and I don’t care if it takes me another 20 years”
September 17, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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Can we all just appreciate this random-ass picture of Virgil van Dijk and Ed Sheerhan?
A towering Virgil van Dijk, wearing a hoodie and jeans, with his arm around intrepid ginger and football lover Ed Sheeran, who is wearing a puffy jacket and black pants.
September 12, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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In other non-stupid and non-evil news, my family has a new foster! Say hello to Dr. Breakfast!
A dark grey kitty lies down on the floor in an adorable show of cuteness. She does this often A dark grey kitty named Dr. Breakfast lies down cutely while my jeans-clad leg lays in the foreground. Fun toys little the floor, because we are having a great time Dr. Breakfast, a dark grey kitty, contemplates the circle ball toy Dr. Breakfast curiously sniffs at everything in the room
September 12, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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We have Doodle Friday’s in advisory, with different topics, and look at the beautiful art they’ve made! I love the Labubus especially.
The Doodle Board, celebrating all the different kids who took part in Doodle Friday. It is a mix of anthropomorphic ice creams and Labubus. Look at this little nerdy little Labubu who is sooooo intense. It wears a yellow pinstriped blazer and blue pants, as well as striking blue glasses. It is nicknamed “da dude” This jolly little brown ice cream, wot sprinkles, little ears, and a bow, is very kawaii
September 12, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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Here is the Stitch Cat, a dark grey kitty who loves to place herself in all manner of bags. In this picture, she is enjoying the lovely canvas bag the school I work at gave me last month that has our school name and logo
September 11, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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A chyron with a tremendously 80’s aesthetic. The top text says “It’s terrible” in quadrilateral-color metallic font while the bottom says “I love it” in a seafoam green font that’s the one you use to sign documents online
September 8, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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Serendipitous that I did this while wearing my Tree of Gondor LOTR jersey, whose sponsor is…The Green Dragon
A picture of me, wearing an extremely satisfied grin, after having just defeated the Ender Dragon solo. I am wearing a deep green jersey with yellow trim. It says “The Green Dragon” across the front. It has the Tree of Gondor on the left top of the jersey, and the Leaves of Lorien on the top right. It says F. Baggins on the back
September 7, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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I gave Violet extra treats as her last night bin voyage. The pleasure was all ours, Murder Mittens (appreciative)
A dark tabby whose fur is black, gray, and that cool green gray color. She is laying down on a dinosaur-sheeted bed and. Bit of the curtain. Her gaze tells us that she is quite comfy, and we rejoice
September 4, 2025 at 5:18 AM
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Doing some quick clean up for our foster’s forever people to take her to brand new home. The tunes? Well, only the real ones truly know
An older gentleman sits in a wooden chair and holds a large, glowing orb. He gazes at it with a mix of reverence and remorse. Flames on the floor surround the chair. Text in the top right declares that this is Fuel’s album Sunburn: The Special Expanded Edition, so you know what’s going down here. The bottom denotes that this is the song “Shimmer”, which has aged quite nicely since I wore much baggier pants than my current ones
September 4, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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One Fun Thing that happened today (besides The Liverpool Things) was I saw these chips at Costco, and while I was hemming and hawing about whether to get them, my wife grabbed them for me. Let’s see what we’ve got here, folks!
A large yellow bag of chips with the flavor “Honey Butter”, brought to you by Calvee. There is an olde tyme drawing of an anthropomorphic potato who has a little dandy hat and a dash that says “potato” on it. The potato is making a declaration of sorts, as its little potato mouth is making an “O” shape and its raising one hand with the index finger pointed towards the sky
September 1, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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Happy Birthday Phin!
A tabby cat is laying on a blue carpet. The cat also has strings in its paws attached to balloon cut-outs. Because the carpet is blue, it looks like the kitty is delightfully floating in the air with the balloons
August 16, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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Got to make like the host of Iron Chef and chomp on that bad boy like an apple
A handsome Japanese man with black hair grabs a yellow bell pepper and takes a gratuitous chomp out of it. His face transitions into a beaming smile, showing you he is bloody well enjoying himself
August 12, 2025 at 5:05 AM
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I wish the manufacturers were less bastard-like as well, because pistachios can make desserts like this, and they are prime time
A box showcasing Petit Pot Pistachio French Dessert. It is like a pudding that makes your feel like their is a party in it, and everyone is invited
August 12, 2025 at 1:10 AM