Goth Daddy
@christophercomp.bsky.social
My name is fake and I am plastic.
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It’s 5 o’clock somewhere I say, leaving work at 1.
March 9, 2025 at 9:15 PM
It’s 5 o’clock somewhere I say, leaving work at 1.
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the worst part of waking up is the buffering
February 28, 2025 at 7:29 AM
the worst part of waking up is the buffering
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I have some sad news to share, an economic blackout has nothing to do with alcohol.
February 28, 2025 at 12:14 PM
I have some sad news to share, an economic blackout has nothing to do with alcohol.
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me: a cautionary tale
February 15, 2025 at 8:13 PM
me: a cautionary tale
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God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, courage to change the things I can, and a horse that solves crimes
November 15, 2024 at 5:49 AM
God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, courage to change the things I can, and a horse that solves crimes
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Toddlers have it way too easy. I cook and clean for them, when it’s time to wipe their butt I’m there waiting. I have to wait at least 30 minutes for my dad to drive to my house and wipe me.
February 7, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Toddlers have it way too easy. I cook and clean for them, when it’s time to wipe their butt I’m there waiting. I have to wait at least 30 minutes for my dad to drive to my house and wipe me.
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Wanderlust on your 20s, wandersloth in your 40s
February 5, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Wanderlust on your 20s, wandersloth in your 40s
Me! Filled with joy at the Limelight ca. 1992
Photo by Skid Photography
Photo by Skid Photography
February 7, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Me! Filled with joy at the Limelight ca. 1992
Photo by Skid Photography
Photo by Skid Photography
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Hello, I’m new here.
January 25, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Hello, I’m new here.
4 very mentally well humans! @dodgecolt.bsky.social @penisgenius.bsky.social @mariabamford.bsky.social
January 25, 2025 at 6:27 PM
4 very mentally well humans! @dodgecolt.bsky.social @penisgenius.bsky.social @mariabamford.bsky.social
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does state insurance cover lobotomies or do i gotta pay out of pocket?
January 25, 2025 at 5:17 PM
does state insurance cover lobotomies or do i gotta pay out of pocket?
Hello this picture does not constitute an endorsement of corn dogs.
January 25, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Hello this picture does not constitute an endorsement of corn dogs.
Went to Egypt and shit. Surreal
January 25, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Went to Egypt and shit. Surreal
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Sorry for being annoying I blame society
January 25, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Sorry for being annoying I blame society
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i’m off to club bed featuring dj pillow and mc jerk off
November 24, 2024 at 6:27 AM
i’m off to club bed featuring dj pillow and mc jerk off
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What do we need to do to make it not feel gauche on this app
November 18, 2024 at 11:25 PM
What do we need to do to make it not feel gauche on this app
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Thought Mumbai was when your mom liked both men and women.
July 24, 2024 at 1:33 PM
Thought Mumbai was when your mom liked both men and women.
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✨WHEEZING✨
August 11, 2024 at 12:20 AM
✨WHEEZING✨
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Finger food? Maybe I’d like to get to know food first.
April 11, 2024 at 2:55 PM
Finger food? Maybe I’d like to get to know food first.
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“a moment on the lips and a lifetime on the hips”, i say as i swallow my third pair of low rise jeans
June 14, 2023 at 6:11 AM
“a moment on the lips and a lifetime on the hips”, i say as i swallow my third pair of low rise jeans
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I have to have a $7 beverage every day or І die
April 4, 2024 at 12:07 PM
I have to have a $7 beverage every day or І die
Normalize wearing clown shoes!
April 10, 2024 at 5:02 PM
Normalize wearing clown shoes!