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christodoulou
@christodoulou.bsky.social
musician/songwriter & 3rd shift laborer

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Pynchonian name spotted in the wild: Clifford “Buzz” Grambo
November 20, 2025 at 8:01 PM
kinda nuts how similar stephen miller and jonathan greenblatt look at a glance
November 16, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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ice cubes are ridiculous. like yeah lemme just get a piece of water
November 8, 2025 at 10:27 PM
we don’t need no fabric softna
we don’t need no lint control
November 3, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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charlie kirk's lucky the rotisserie he rotates on in hell only makes him watch him his wife boning j.d. vance half the time
October 31, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Mr Freeze Boro
WHAT DARKNESS LIES IN THE HEART OF MURFREESBORO?
October 30, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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The backlash where ice becomes as tainted a symbol of evil as a swastika or a toothbrush mustache will be intense. No more cold drinks.
October 29, 2025 at 5:48 AM
fuckin nashville’s BULLSHIT. it’s not cool anymore, it’s not FUN. it’s not fun to live in fuckin nashville. they changed EVERYTHING about it, it used to be SO COOL (so cool)
October 27, 2025 at 12:08 AM
driving around door county listening to future national sports by @veryimportant.lawyer and my friends back home are posting "everyone is twelve" to their instagram stories. feels like this guy is coming up in the world
October 24, 2025 at 6:23 PM
it is an overwhelming miracle that this planet exists and we live on it
October 18, 2025 at 8:55 PM
so hilarious when trump shrugs with his elbows instead of his shoulders. classic insecure fat guy move
October 11, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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Watch this Titans TD, TRUST ME. You cannot predict ball.
October 5, 2025 at 11:02 PM
the inner ring of chicago suburbs have maddeningly similar names, idk how they keep them straight: broadview. bridgeview. glenview. northfield. northlake. northbrook. oak brook. oak lawn. oak park. park ridge. there’s so many parks. surely i’m not the first to point this out
October 5, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I do love how this line in particular has caught on. alcoholics everywhere dream of helping the good guys win by distracting the cops
I had a few. Few small beers.
September 30, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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The most patriotic thing you can do at the Riyadh Comedy Festival is “bombing.” Just playing. I appreciate and admire the bold modernization efforts undertaken by the visionary Mohammed bin Salman Al Saud
September 28, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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if you're a person who doesn't see the unalloyed good in Warner Bros spending $150 million on a loose Pynchon adaptation by Paul Thomas Anderson, we simply do not occupy the same reality
September 23, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I had a dream will stancil was dunking on some guy on here named "the fascism acquiescer"
September 20, 2025 at 4:59 AM
these people all have republican physiognomy
lol new clown car just rolled up
September 17, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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the biggest tell in their rage - and why it is so important you say a hearty “fuck that” to any appeals to civility - is their targeting of people for simply noting kirk celebrated the conditions that killed him. even in his final stupid words, he minimized the extremism he shifted goalposts for!
September 17, 2025 at 5:49 AM
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Kids, never do this. But holy crap this throw from Ward is so good
September 14, 2025 at 6:25 PM
mustached chris pratt as tyrone slothrop
saw this in the thomas pynchon subreddit lol
September 9, 2025 at 2:41 AM
can’t stop singing leonard cohen’s hallelujah in the voice of elmer fudd
September 4, 2025 at 12:42 PM
when transphobic Brits bang on about the "trans agender" I'm like but you guys don't even think people can BE agender
September 4, 2025 at 5:04 AM
donald trump and bill clinton dying on the same day like some kind of perverted jefferson/adams situation
September 1, 2025 at 1:12 AM
he's in the piss palace
Trump is trying to hide the back of his right hand from cameras but here you can see the nasty bruising on it
August 26, 2025 at 5:05 AM