Chris Murray
@chrismurray.bsky.social
"A fucking weapon with no grasp of the laws trying to be clever."
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Chris Murray
@chrismurray.bsky.social
· Apr 13
Pinning my favourite try of all time to my profile so I know there's always something nice to look at on BlueSky.
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You can't... repeal... a scientific finding. At that point it's just called lying about it.
Breaking News: The Trump administration repealed the bedrock scientific finding that greenhouse gases threaten human life and well being, meaning that the EPA can no longer regulate them. nyti.ms/4rSszQu
February 12, 2026 at 8:38 PM
You can't... repeal... a scientific finding. At that point it's just called lying about it.
It's GLOSSY. Meaning before I've even used it, it has fingerprints on it. Whose fuckin' idea was that? Fire them immediately.
Switched over to my old controller - which I bought as a replacement for the first which had the same issue.
And it has the same issue.
So the green's getting repaired by Sony and now 3 controllers in, I've splurged £200 on the Edge.
Best be the best fuckin' controller I've ever used...
And it has the same issue.
So the green's getting repaired by Sony and now 3 controllers in, I've splurged £200 on the Edge.
Best be the best fuckin' controller I've ever used...
February 12, 2026 at 8:36 PM
It's GLOSSY. Meaning before I've even used it, it has fingerprints on it. Whose fuckin' idea was that? Fire them immediately.
Switched over to my old controller - which I bought as a replacement for the first which had the same issue.
And it has the same issue.
So the green's getting repaired by Sony and now 3 controllers in, I've splurged £200 on the Edge.
Best be the best fuckin' controller I've ever used...
And it has the same issue.
So the green's getting repaired by Sony and now 3 controllers in, I've splurged £200 on the Edge.
Best be the best fuckin' controller I've ever used...
February 12, 2026 at 12:28 PM
Switched over to my old controller - which I bought as a replacement for the first which had the same issue.
And it has the same issue.
So the green's getting repaired by Sony and now 3 controllers in, I've splurged £200 on the Edge.
Best be the best fuckin' controller I've ever used...
And it has the same issue.
So the green's getting repaired by Sony and now 3 controllers in, I've splurged £200 on the Edge.
Best be the best fuckin' controller I've ever used...
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Love this Glaswegian take on Mario for a street art mosaic on Hutcheson Street in central Glasgow.
#glasgow #streetart #mosaic #supermario #merchantcity
#glasgow #streetart #mosaic #supermario #merchantcity
February 11, 2026 at 9:24 AM
Love this Glaswegian take on Mario for a street art mosaic on Hutcheson Street in central Glasgow.
#glasgow #streetart #mosaic #supermario #merchantcity
#glasgow #streetart #mosaic #supermario #merchantcity
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Put it in the Louvre? Nah, sis — put it in Bartlett's Familiar Quotations after the grid goes down, because this one needs PRESERVING:
February 11, 2026 at 8:30 AM
Put it in the Louvre? Nah, sis — put it in Bartlett's Familiar Quotations after the grid goes down, because this one needs PRESERVING:
Like being surprised by the iPhone 13. Today.
Gregor Townsend deserves more support amid scrutiny over his position, according to England head coach Steve Borthwick
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February 10, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Like being surprised by the iPhone 13. Today.
Had an enjoyable few days of not reading the news, so I missed this. Nice to see.
In a touching tribute to his mentor, Morgan McSweeney has resigned in disgrace.
February 10, 2026 at 3:43 PM
Had an enjoyable few days of not reading the news, so I missed this. Nice to see.
Have to think there's at least one part of Miliband that's enjoying all this.
February 10, 2026 at 10:05 AM
Have to think there's at least one part of Miliband that's enjoying all this.
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This is the funniest headline I seen in a long time. And bravo to whoever underlined the desperation with the juxtaposed link.
February 10, 2026 at 7:47 AM
This is the funniest headline I seen in a long time. And bravo to whoever underlined the desperation with the juxtaposed link.
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I’ve said repeatedly that the best Muppet movie never filmed would be Prince of Thieves with Alan Rickman as the only human.
February 8, 2026 at 7:38 AM
I’ve said repeatedly that the best Muppet movie never filmed would be Prince of Thieves with Alan Rickman as the only human.
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the magic of the Muppets is that there are two fourth walls. they constantly break the one that reminds the audience they are performers. they NEVER break the one that reminds the audience they are puppets. this dynamic is the key to their entire comedy style
MY KIDS: so why are there muppets in the AUDIENCE
ME: THE CONCEIT!! IS THAT THEY'RE PUTTING ON A VARIETY SHOW!!! IN A WORLD WHERE MUPPET AND HUMAN COEXIST!!! YOU ARE WATCHING A DOCUMENTARY!! FILMED!! IN REAL TIME!!!
ME: THE CONCEIT!! IS THAT THEY'RE PUTTING ON A VARIETY SHOW!!! IN A WORLD WHERE MUPPET AND HUMAN COEXIST!!! YOU ARE WATCHING A DOCUMENTARY!! FILMED!! IN REAL TIME!!!
February 8, 2026 at 6:22 AM
the magic of the Muppets is that there are two fourth walls. they constantly break the one that reminds the audience they are performers. they NEVER break the one that reminds the audience they are puppets. this dynamic is the key to their entire comedy style
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There are some refs in the world who, when a scrum half deliberately throws it at an offside player to get a penalty, refuse to award it because they don't like the cynicism.
Bollocks. I don't care if the scrum-half is narrating it out loud and giggling as he does it. The guy's offside. #ENGvWAL
Bollocks. I don't care if the scrum-half is narrating it out loud and giggling as he does it. The guy's offside. #ENGvWAL
February 7, 2026 at 5:22 PM
There are some refs in the world who, when a scrum half deliberately throws it at an offside player to get a penalty, refuse to award it because they don't like the cynicism.
Bollocks. I don't care if the scrum-half is narrating it out loud and giggling as he does it. The guy's offside. #ENGvWAL
Bollocks. I don't care if the scrum-half is narrating it out loud and giggling as he does it. The guy's offside. #ENGvWAL
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In Response to Trump’s Tasteless Meme, We Put His Face on the Body of a Known Rapist and Pedophile
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In Response to Trump’s Tasteless Meme, We Put His Face on the Body of a Known Rapist and Pedophile
It’s a sad state of affairs that we’ve all just gotten used to childish, wildly inappropriate behavior from our own president. He shares AI slop, calls reporters pigs, says a million things a day…
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February 7, 2026 at 5:00 PM
In Response to Trump’s Tasteless Meme, We Put His Face on the Body of a Known Rapist and Pedophile
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I've always liked George Ford btw, and never really understood why so many English didn't. I grant you he's not enough of a flash git to be the tabloids favourite but still. #ENGvWAL
February 7, 2026 at 5:07 PM
I've always liked George Ford btw, and never really understood why so many English didn't. I grant you he's not enough of a flash git to be the tabloids favourite but still. #ENGvWAL
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Shoulda kept playing the embarrassing titty game. #ITAvSCO
Been playing The First Descendant & I quite like it. Decent shooter if you're into that Warframe vibe.
But it's so embarrassing. Imagine being a grown man & telling someone your favourite game is the gooner shooter where the last defenders of Humanity are all 20 year-olds w/ jiggly tits & ass.
But it's so embarrassing. Imagine being a grown man & telling someone your favourite game is the gooner shooter where the last defenders of Humanity are all 20 year-olds w/ jiggly tits & ass.
February 7, 2026 at 2:26 PM
Shoulda kept playing the embarrassing titty game. #ITAvSCO
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I don't think I could take one of the most dominant club teams in Europe and make them that shit if it was my stated intention. Gregor Townsend really is a generational talent in that regard
February 7, 2026 at 4:06 PM
I don't think I could take one of the most dominant club teams in Europe and make them that shit if it was my stated intention. Gregor Townsend really is a generational talent in that regard
That was, even absent a score, a really impressive final drive in conditions that wet. 3 minutes of superb forward play from Scotland. Doesn't matter though.
Italy were winning this game from minute 1 to minute 80. They played the conditions. Scotland played in them. #ITAvSCO
Italy were winning this game from minute 1 to minute 80. They played the conditions. Scotland played in them. #ITAvSCO
February 7, 2026 at 4:04 PM
That was, even absent a score, a really impressive final drive in conditions that wet. 3 minutes of superb forward play from Scotland. Doesn't matter though.
Italy were winning this game from minute 1 to minute 80. They played the conditions. Scotland played in them. #ITAvSCO
Italy were winning this game from minute 1 to minute 80. They played the conditions. Scotland played in them. #ITAvSCO
What if right, crazy thought here, what if from now on Horne plays the opening two thirds of the matches rather than the last one? Like a first choice scrum-half or something. #ITAvSCO
February 7, 2026 at 3:45 PM
What if right, crazy thought here, what if from now on Horne plays the opening two thirds of the matches rather than the last one? Like a first choice scrum-half or something. #ITAvSCO
February 7, 2026 at 3:42 PM
If I see anyone involved with Scottish rugby invoke "the conditions" as excuse following this, I'll lose it.
As if Italy aren't playing on the exact same pitch. #ITAvSCO
As if Italy aren't playing on the exact same pitch. #ITAvSCO
February 7, 2026 at 3:36 PM
If I see anyone involved with Scottish rugby invoke "the conditions" as excuse following this, I'll lose it.
As if Italy aren't playing on the exact same pitch. #ITAvSCO
As if Italy aren't playing on the exact same pitch. #ITAvSCO
Scotland letting Matt Fagerson throw the lineout ball 2 metres to the Italian side rather than bring Ashman back on. #ITAvSCO
a man with a watch on his wrist is covering his mouth
ALT: a man with a watch on his wrist is covering his mouth
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February 7, 2026 at 3:31 PM
Scotland letting Matt Fagerson throw the lineout ball 2 metres to the Italian side rather than bring Ashman back on. #ITAvSCO
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I knew this would happen.
February 7, 2026 at 3:28 PM
I knew this would happen.
Legitimately don't think I've ever seen Princess Anne get a bigger cheer than that. What's going on in Rome that I don't know about? #ITAvSCO
February 7, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Legitimately don't think I've ever seen Princess Anne get a bigger cheer than that. What's going on in Rome that I don't know about? #ITAvSCO