Chris Murray
@chrismurray.bsky.social
"A sharp, literate operator who prizes competence and coherence, and uses his acerbic working class wit to puncture anything that mistakes performance for substance."
"A fucking weapon with no grasp of the laws trying to be clever."
"A fucking weapon with no grasp of the laws trying to be clever."
"Bill Maher isn't doing standup anymore because he might get shot!"
Yeah... but look at what he actually said. That's the justification, not the reason. He's a bitter insecure old white guy, and you don't need to be a 20-year shrink to see it on the page.
Yeah... but look at what he actually said. That's the justification, not the reason. He's a bitter insecure old white guy, and you don't need to be a 20-year shrink to see it on the page.
November 18, 2025 at 6:24 PM
"Bill Maher isn't doing standup anymore because he might get shot!"
Yeah... but look at what he actually said. That's the justification, not the reason. He's a bitter insecure old white guy, and you don't need to be a 20-year shrink to see it on the page.
Yeah... but look at what he actually said. That's the justification, not the reason. He's a bitter insecure old white guy, and you don't need to be a 20-year shrink to see it on the page.
I've done it. I've found the worst take in the world about Scottish rugby.
November 18, 2025 at 10:20 AM
I've done it. I've found the worst take in the world about Scottish rugby.
I don't use the word 'evil' lightly and tend to ignore anyone who does, but that's what this is.
November 17, 2025 at 10:27 AM
I don't use the word 'evil' lightly and tend to ignore anyone who does, but that's what this is.
I hate this wall from Star Trek Starfleet Academy so much. Trek has always used lists of names to honour production crew. This honours "REMEMBER THAT CHARACTER?" and they couldn't even do that with a lick of sense.
Lt Tasha Yar. A nobody security officer who died 800 yrs ago. But REMEMBER HER?!
Lt Tasha Yar. A nobody security officer who died 800 yrs ago. But REMEMBER HER?!
November 17, 2025 at 9:33 AM
I hate this wall from Star Trek Starfleet Academy so much. Trek has always used lists of names to honour production crew. This honours "REMEMBER THAT CHARACTER?" and they couldn't even do that with a lick of sense.
Lt Tasha Yar. A nobody security officer who died 800 yrs ago. But REMEMBER HER?!
Lt Tasha Yar. A nobody security officer who died 800 yrs ago. But REMEMBER HER?!
For saying I'm quite fond of my ability to turn a phrase and I've never particularly cared about cutting out rude words for the meek, I'm struggling to think of any way to describe this that won't read as me having a total psychotic breakdown.
November 16, 2025 at 11:05 AM
For saying I'm quite fond of my ability to turn a phrase and I've never particularly cared about cutting out rude words for the meek, I'm struggling to think of any way to describe this that won't read as me having a total psychotic breakdown.
Jesus titty fucking christ.
November 15, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Jesus titty fucking christ.
Jesus wept, England. Get a hold of yourself.
November 15, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Jesus wept, England. Get a hold of yourself.
Now I know you, small person that you are, can't admit when Trump has a good idea. I bet you didn't even know he offered Transgender for Everyone...
November 15, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Now I know you, small person that you are, can't admit when Trump has a good idea. I bet you didn't even know he offered Transgender for Everyone...
It is, and I'm not exaggerating, a cunt.
ChatGPT has always had the problem where it asserts something, is contradicted, and then tries to gaslight you into thinking there was no correction.
It's now even better at it, and aggressively condescending with it too.
Hell of an update.
ChatGPT has always had the problem where it asserts something, is contradicted, and then tries to gaslight you into thinking there was no correction.
It's now even better at it, and aggressively condescending with it too.
Hell of an update.
November 14, 2025 at 9:07 PM
It is, and I'm not exaggerating, a cunt.
ChatGPT has always had the problem where it asserts something, is contradicted, and then tries to gaslight you into thinking there was no correction.
It's now even better at it, and aggressively condescending with it too.
Hell of an update.
ChatGPT has always had the problem where it asserts something, is contradicted, and then tries to gaslight you into thinking there was no correction.
It's now even better at it, and aggressively condescending with it too.
Hell of an update.
And he invented democracy.
November 14, 2025 at 7:13 PM
And he invented democracy.
This guy got it.
November 13, 2025 at 8:33 PM
This guy got it.
'Little by Little' is Noel mouthing working class platitudes to sell a tune before he gets on to what he really wants to do - yell at his brother for being a workshy diva, all the while refusing emotional accountability because Gen X irony rulez OK.
Why d'ya think Liam didn't sing this one?
Why d'ya think Liam didn't sing this one?
November 11, 2025 at 9:07 PM
'Little by Little' is Noel mouthing working class platitudes to sell a tune before he gets on to what he really wants to do - yell at his brother for being a workshy diva, all the while refusing emotional accountability because Gen X irony rulez OK.
Why d'ya think Liam didn't sing this one?
Why d'ya think Liam didn't sing this one?
Buff James Spader is the weird one to me.
November 5, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Buff James Spader is the weird one to me.
Elvy Yost's publicist accidentally killed her because they don't understand tenses.
November 5, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Elvy Yost's publicist accidentally killed her because they don't understand tenses.
We all know why Bush spiked but it's still an indictment of the electorate.
November 5, 2025 at 3:09 PM
We all know why Bush spiked but it's still an indictment of the electorate.
Not a huge detail but it's interesting that a left-wing brown candidate won an election in America with post-colonial afro-arab styling.
This is not a typical banner. And it's not accidental. There's no attempt to fit in. Placate establishment. No hiding from heritage. "Immigrant and proud."
This is not a typical banner. And it's not accidental. There's no attempt to fit in. Placate establishment. No hiding from heritage. "Immigrant and proud."
November 5, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Not a huge detail but it's interesting that a left-wing brown candidate won an election in America with post-colonial afro-arab styling.
This is not a typical banner. And it's not accidental. There's no attempt to fit in. Placate establishment. No hiding from heritage. "Immigrant and proud."
This is not a typical banner. And it's not accidental. There's no attempt to fit in. Placate establishment. No hiding from heritage. "Immigrant and proud."
Got bored. Decided to rewrite the Bible.
November 4, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Got bored. Decided to rewrite the Bible.
I couldn't help myself so I went to see if Claude or ChatGPT understood what had happened here.
No.
Bravo.
No.
Bravo.
November 3, 2025 at 9:48 AM
I couldn't help myself so I went to see if Claude or ChatGPT understood what had happened here.
No.
Bravo.
No.
Bravo.
I decided £30 was too much to pay for the autumn internationals.
Regretting it now. This kinda nail-biting stuff is what rugby's all about.
Regretting it now. This kinda nail-biting stuff is what rugby's all about.
November 1, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I decided £30 was too much to pay for the autumn internationals.
Regretting it now. This kinda nail-biting stuff is what rugby's all about.
Regretting it now. This kinda nail-biting stuff is what rugby's all about.
Everyone loves Jim Henson but that boy got a lot of childhood trauma to his name.
October 31, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Everyone loves Jim Henson but that boy got a lot of childhood trauma to his name.
Ugh. Just wanted a Robbie Coltrane reaction pic but I suppose Americans have their quirks.
October 30, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Ugh. Just wanted a Robbie Coltrane reaction pic but I suppose Americans have their quirks.
Imagine working so well on your product that you turn the name of your company into a globally understood verb, and then someone renames it Alphabet.
October 30, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Imagine working so well on your product that you turn the name of your company into a globally understood verb, and then someone renames it Alphabet.
Thoroughly enjoyed reading this.
October 29, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Thoroughly enjoyed reading this.
Bollocks to every coffee snob that says you have to manually tamper. This is so obviously unergonomic. It's the wrong way to do the job.
I like a polished knob as much as the next guy but c'mon now.
I like a polished knob as much as the next guy but c'mon now.
October 29, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Bollocks to every coffee snob that says you have to manually tamper. This is so obviously unergonomic. It's the wrong way to do the job.
I like a polished knob as much as the next guy but c'mon now.
I like a polished knob as much as the next guy but c'mon now.