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Chris Malone
@chrisdamaddog.bsky.social
He/Him, Dad, Singer, Trombonist in The Pandemics and more on occasion... commercial ceiling estimator, progressive, leftist, star trek, venture brothers, FPL, COYS!, Mets, using more social media accounts than any sane person should
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What are your thoughts on the new @thepandemics.bsky.social album? Ska, reggae, punk, dub?

Check out my review on start-track and tell me your favorite song in the comments

start-track.com/album-the-pa...
October 30, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Youthful Exuberance! Brand New Album by @thepandemics.bsky.social ! Out Today wherever you get your digital music, and our preferred store front (that doesn't advertise for ICE), bandcamp!

thepandemics.bandcamp.com/album/youthf...
Youthful Exuberance, by The Pandemics
10 track album
thepandemics.bandcamp.com
October 28, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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If you have a couple spare dollars, OAA sure could put them to good use. If you don't, RTs are appreciated. 🙏
Hi, we need your help.

One of the things that sets OAA apart from many other mutual aid projects is our request process. It's something that we believe in very strongly, as it gives some of our most disenfranchised neighbors agency and autonomy.
October 23, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Dropped someone who had been on the bubble for awhile today. Started breaking my own rule. I really should get an actual sign...
October 22, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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Hey All,

Digital preorder for our new record, Youthful Exuberance, is live now over at our bandcamp page!

Preorder the digital album today, and download 2 tracks off the record today, and the rest of release day (10/28!).

Happy listening!

thepandemics.bandcamp.com/album/youthf...
Youthful Exuberance, by The Pandemics
10 track album
thepandemics.bandcamp.com
October 14, 2025 at 7:59 PM
In the same way that not every ejaculation deserves a name, not every mouthbreathing right winger deserves a response. Let them stew in their own bigotry and racism. There's no victory in dunking on the too far gone.
October 8, 2025 at 6:39 PM
A 'new' song I wrote for @thepandemics.bsky.social about the perils of wasting time on social media has been on my mind a lot lately.

It kind of has 2 parts, but I find it encapsulating a lot of my interactions with people online lately. Right now im in the first part, which starts with:
September 30, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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just a reminder that the snitch who ratted on Luigi never got paid. they will do anything to wiggle out of paying you, you will never get the money.
Wow they're going all out!
September 11, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Its funny when someone will shake your hand on a Saturday, and then talk shit about you by proxy later that same week.

The universe is efficient like that sometimes.
September 10, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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Our new album, Youthful Exuberance, will be out on Lonely Atom Records on 10/28/25! There are some special guests on the record we hope you'll love.

The NYC release show will be on Friday, October 31st (yes, Halloween!) at Bar Freda in, Queens. We'll be headlining w/ Tail Light Rebellion & more
September 8, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Unfriended a friend of 20+ years bc of their Islamophobic screed they posted today. They've been doing this for almost 2 years now, but because they are friends with a large part of my social circle, I 'unfollowed' them a year ago. No more. I'm sick of tolerating 'socially acceptable racism'.
August 28, 2025 at 2:43 PM
::Late evening. You & your party are approaching a lively tavern, a door swings open, just ahead of a dwarf shaped figure who is tossed out onto the cobblestones of the street with a heavy *THUD*. The figure on the ground lies still. The din inside continues::

Do you: #DnDX

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August 12, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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Good time to follow and support @streetsensedc.bsky.social
"“I ain’t ever bought no prostitutes. I ain’t never raped nobody. I ain’t never paid anybody off. None of that stuff,” said G, a resident from one of the photographed tents.

“He’s much more of a criminal than I am”"

streetsensemedia.org/article/home...
Donald Trump threatens to clear encampments in D.C.
With D.C.’s MPD now under federal control and the National Guard coming to D.C., the fate of people in encampments remains up in the air.
streetsensemedia.org
August 12, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Small victory lap today. Officially down just over 24lbs since late February and since I found out I was diabetic, I've been working to get my blood sugar down from 450 almost a month ago to 123 this morning. It's been hard, but rewarding :)
August 8, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Its that time of year again
August 7, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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I will be taking no notes.
August 7, 2025 at 2:29 AM
We've been trying in earnest to potty train our daughter Luna for the last year, and as of this week we're at 2 weeks without any accidents! NO MORE DIAPERS! I legitimately want to thank @msrachelforlittles.bsky.social & her team for their potty training video who helped us finally turn that corner!
a girl in overalls is standing in a room with a teddy bear in the background .
ALT: a girl in overalls is standing in a room with a teddy bear in the background .
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August 6, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Anyone up for a FPL Mini League? The season starts in 10 days...
August 5, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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This is so perfect. "Dead Center" and he's so far to the right that he's half off the cover
I seriously do not know how this title got through even a single launch meeting.
July 29, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Been having some issues with my vision since i started getting my blood sugar under control. Need to get new glasses, but until I can get to an opthamologist, I opted to get some reading glasses as a stop gap for work, and ho-lee-fuhhhhhck these +2.50 strength glasses are making everything HUGE!
July 29, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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July 25, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Might just be the most impressive moonwalk I've ever seen. Also, this came out 4 years ago, so not AI.

youtube.com/shorts/K2FeZ...
Man has smoothest moon walk ever but lady still walks by #funny #dance #memes #moonwalk
YouTube video by ChewiethePom
youtube.com
July 25, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Playing a ska show on Saturday in my hometown, at the same place i went to my first show some 28 years ago as a fan! This time I'm headlining it playing trombone for Pilfers, with The Scofflaws (who played that first show!) and Be Decent!

Oh, and it's free! Come thru Long Island!
July 23, 2025 at 4:48 PM
FPL Is back!

Anyone doing a league this year?
July 22, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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Cuomo: I am now running on affordability.

Also Cuomo: there is no “real answer” on affordability.
July 15, 2025 at 1:50 PM