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Chris Malone
@chrisdamaddog.bsky.social
He/Him, Dad, Singer, Trombonist in The Pandemics and more on occasion... commercial ceiling estimator, progressive, leftist, star trek, venture brothers, FPL, COYS!, Mets, using more social media accounts than any sane person should
We have this as a sticker. Gotta find the box they're in soon as we're almost out...
October 27, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I wonder if this whole episode will give him confidence to finally ditch the beret
October 23, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Release the kanji pic!
October 23, 2025 at 6:35 PM
🎶Goin' to another country
Gonna eat a can of beanzzezzz
Goin' to another country
Gonna eat a can of beanzzezzz

Eatin' Beans out of a can
A mighty meal fit for a man
With my spoon I dig right in
If I had my likkle way
I'd eat beanzzezz erry' day
Fillin my belly, makin it feel ok🎶
a man in a yellow shirt is making a surprised face next to another man
ALT: a man in a yellow shirt is making a surprised face next to another man
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October 23, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I'm going to bet on social isolation. By all means say what you want, but don't feel compelled to need the last word. As far as we should be concerned, we got that when we decided to exit the interaction rather than pretending the trouser stain on the other end's gibberish deserved a response.
October 8, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Not to give the rest away, but it takes a severe turn from here, and arrives at the fact everyone has a breaking point and no matter how much you try and stay out drama online, there comes a point where action is required.

I'm not at point 2 yet, but getting there with genocide apologists, quickly.
September 30, 2025 at 2:03 PM
And just because you're left of right...
It doesn't make any of your slights...
Less wrong or right... Just save it!
Cause I got better things to do

This time, is like last time, cause this time, I got no more time for you
And this time, is like last time, cause this time, I got better things to do
September 30, 2025 at 2:00 PM
And just because I'm doin' nothing, doesn't mean there's nothin' worth doin'
Your argument is laughable, I don't know who you think that you're foolin'
You know I can't understand where you find the time to give your 2 cents
I really cant be bothered, I just don't have no more time for your nonsense
September 30, 2025 at 1:57 PM
And just because you think you're right...
And because you've got all night...
That doesn't mean I'll waste my time... explaining
Just what the hell is wrong with you
September 30, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Just because I'm saying nothing doesn't mean there's nothing worth sayin'
And just because you roll the dice don't mean I dig the game that you're playin'
You know I really can't be bothered to do the truth a disservice
By giving the impression that your bullshit served any purpose
September 30, 2025 at 1:55 PM
fuck... im gonna have to shell out $550 for this damn thing arent I?
September 30, 2025 at 1:38 PM
because it catches the eye against a feed thats not all caps

And, coincidentally, lol
September 16, 2025 at 8:11 PM
forgive the ignorance, but what's with the countdown?
September 15, 2025 at 3:29 PM
... No one's... OFFICER 👀
September 12, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Failing Society: ... *belch*...Hold my beer.
September 11, 2025 at 4:15 PM