Chris Castro
@chriscastrotech.com
They were looking for a baby eating cabal and found a lemon party
November 16, 2025 at 3:49 AM
They were looking for a baby eating cabal and found a lemon party
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Conspiracy theories take hold because it's much more reassuring to believe that an evil cabal is running everything than that nobody is running everything and every human from the poorest child to the President of the United States is just winging it.
July 11, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Conspiracy theories take hold because it's much more reassuring to believe that an evil cabal is running everything than that nobody is running everything and every human from the poorest child to the President of the United States is just winging it.
When are we going to seriously consider a general strike? That window of opportunity is closing faster than we think
July 4, 2025 at 9:53 PM
When are we going to seriously consider a general strike? That window of opportunity is closing faster than we think
If your platform doesn’t include investigating, prosecuting and jailing the people in government responsible for this current horror show I’m not carrying a drop of water for your campaign
June 21, 2025 at 9:30 PM
If your platform doesn’t include investigating, prosecuting and jailing the people in government responsible for this current horror show I’m not carrying a drop of water for your campaign
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Fusion intelligence centers are basically full time chain email forwarding departments where cops freak each other out about shit they mostly make up
SCOOP: Details about Saturday’s “No Kings” protest are under watch by domestic intelligence centers, where analysts regularly distribute speculative threat assessments among federal, state, and local agencies, according to an internal alert obtained by WIRED.
UNPAYWALLED:
UNPAYWALLED:
'No Kings' Protests, Citizen-Run ICE Trackers Trigger Intelligence Warnings
Army intelligence analysts are monitoring civilian-made ICE tracking tools, treating them as potential threats, as immigration protests spread nationwide.
www.wired.com
June 13, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Fusion intelligence centers are basically full time chain email forwarding departments where cops freak each other out about shit they mostly make up
Mike Love is the Jim Belushi of surf rock
June 13, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Mike Love is the Jim Belushi of surf rock
This is why I used to take a laptop off the shelf every few weeks and run through the Intune enrollment process when I was managing an endpoint engineering team. You don’t know how bad the user experience is until you live it
I think it's notable and part of why I really like my company, is one of the most senior IT executives insisted on being treated entirely like a normal employee and being delivered a new laptop.
And oh boy. The shit that is happening because of that. That's a fucking leader. They signed up for this
And oh boy. The shit that is happening because of that. That's a fucking leader. They signed up for this
May 27, 2025 at 12:46 AM
This is why I used to take a laptop off the shelf every few weeks and run through the Intune enrollment process when I was managing an endpoint engineering team. You don’t know how bad the user experience is until you live it
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These people are too stupid to realize liberal Joe Rogan can’t exist because liberalism doesn’t inspire anyone anymore and the person who could breakthrough to young men would be far too left leaning and vulgar to ever gain a democratic mega-donor’s approval
NEWS:
Democratic mega-donors are debating plans to spend tens of millions of dollars on a range of influencer plans to "find the liberal Rogan."
We've got pitch decks, investor meetings, and internal docs.
One Democrat has a spreadsheet of 26 different proposals.
www.nytimes.com/2025/05/20/u...
Democratic mega-donors are debating plans to spend tens of millions of dollars on a range of influencer plans to "find the liberal Rogan."
We've got pitch decks, investor meetings, and internal docs.
One Democrat has a spreadsheet of 26 different proposals.
www.nytimes.com/2025/05/20/u...
Democrats Throw Money at a Problem: Countering G.O.P. Clout Online
www.nytimes.com
May 20, 2025 at 6:33 PM
These people are too stupid to realize liberal Joe Rogan can’t exist because liberalism doesn’t inspire anyone anymore and the person who could breakthrough to young men would be far too left leaning and vulgar to ever gain a democratic mega-donor’s approval
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Trumps government, control-F-ing for “Donald”’ in the files
May 9, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Trumps government, control-F-ing for “Donald”’ in the files
I need a felt painting of Harry Carey kissing the popes ring
May 8, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I need a felt painting of Harry Carey kissing the popes ring
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soviet dogs have travelled further into the cosmos than katy perry and they got to do it for free
April 14, 2025 at 9:29 PM
soviet dogs have travelled further into the cosmos than katy perry and they got to do it for free
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there are two kinds of teenagers who bought 'Mellow Gold' when it was new: those who were disappointed the whole album didn't sound like "Loser," and people like me who heard this and went "OK this guy is on a different plane of existence entirely"
March 27, 2025 at 7:35 PM
there are two kinds of teenagers who bought 'Mellow Gold' when it was new: those who were disappointed the whole album didn't sound like "Loser," and people like me who heard this and went "OK this guy is on a different plane of existence entirely"
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Every person on Bluesky should know:
* Every post on Bluesky is PUBLIC forever
* Every post on Bluesky is archived by ICE, NSA, and many other agencies
* Even if you delete a post, it’s already been captured
* Judges don’t care if you were “kidding” or being ironic
www.404media.co/the-200-site...
* Every post on Bluesky is PUBLIC forever
* Every post on Bluesky is archived by ICE, NSA, and many other agencies
* Even if you delete a post, it’s already been captured
* Judges don’t care if you were “kidding” or being ironic
www.404media.co/the-200-site...
March 16, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Every person on Bluesky should know:
* Every post on Bluesky is PUBLIC forever
* Every post on Bluesky is archived by ICE, NSA, and many other agencies
* Even if you delete a post, it’s already been captured
* Judges don’t care if you were “kidding” or being ironic
www.404media.co/the-200-site...
* Every post on Bluesky is PUBLIC forever
* Every post on Bluesky is archived by ICE, NSA, and many other agencies
* Even if you delete a post, it’s already been captured
* Judges don’t care if you were “kidding” or being ironic
www.404media.co/the-200-site...
Being a 40 something dude on the internet is a wild ride when you don’t share app data with instagram. The algo so confident that either my dick or hair doesn’t work that I’m getting ads for hair/dick combo pills
February 18, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Being a 40 something dude on the internet is a wild ride when you don’t share app data with instagram. The algo so confident that either my dick or hair doesn’t work that I’m getting ads for hair/dick combo pills
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Just found something good on the internet for the first time in like six years: Merle Haggard sitting in for an entire Art Bell episode in 1997. The whole five hours. It’s not even about music. Dude was ready to cohost that thing. archive.org/details/1997...
1997-09-02 Coast To Coast - Merle Haggard : The Divine Eye : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive
September 2 1997 Art bell interviews Merle haggard *************************************************************************** For More Audio, Video, and...
archive.org
February 11, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Just found something good on the internet for the first time in like six years: Merle Haggard sitting in for an entire Art Bell episode in 1997. The whole five hours. It’s not even about music. Dude was ready to cohost that thing. archive.org/details/1997...
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People who download tiktok or rednote are making a choice. People who handed their data over to ATNT, OPM, Anthem, etc, did not make a choice and that data is more sensitive than cat videos. Those thefts are used as pretense for banning tiktok. They don't care about the real problem one bit.
January 19, 2025 at 4:12 PM
People who download tiktok or rednote are making a choice. People who handed their data over to ATNT, OPM, Anthem, etc, did not make a choice and that data is more sensitive than cat videos. Those thefts are used as pretense for banning tiktok. They don't care about the real problem one bit.
I hear you're buying a synthesizer and an arpeggiator and are throwing your computer out the window because you want to make something real. You want to make a Yaz record.
I hear that you and your band have sold your democrats and bought republicans.
I hear that you and your band have sold your democrats and bought republicans.
Nick Clegg is leaving the tech giant after seven years, and will be replaced by Joel Kaplan, a former senior official in the George W Bush administration. www.ft.com/content/e5fe...
January 3, 2025 at 7:02 AM
I hear you're buying a synthesizer and an arpeggiator and are throwing your computer out the window because you want to make something real. You want to make a Yaz record.
I hear that you and your band have sold your democrats and bought republicans.
I hear that you and your band have sold your democrats and bought republicans.
President Joe Biden will posthumously award the Presidential Citizens Medal to the late war reporter Joe Galloway who worked for UPI during the Vietnam War and as a civilian, received the Bronze Star medal. I helped write his obituary at AP apnews.com/article/midd...
Journalist Joe Galloway, chronicler of Vietnam War, dies
American foreign correspondent Joseph L. Galloway, best known for his book recounting a pivotal battle in the Vietnam War, has died. He was 79.
apnews.com
January 3, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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Walk This Way is both Aerosmith’s best song and Run-D.M.C’s worst song
December 14, 2024 at 4:40 AM
Walk This Way is both Aerosmith’s best song and Run-D.M.C’s worst song
How the hell is Altoona, PA I the news and no one has yet to mention the cursed pizza
December 12, 2024 at 5:18 AM
How the hell is Altoona, PA I the news and no one has yet to mention the cursed pizza
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The 2024 U.S. economy in a nutshell
December 5, 2024 at 2:32 PM
The 2024 U.S. economy in a nutshell