Conspiracy theories take hold because it's much more reassuring to believe that an evil cabal is running everything than that nobody is running everything and every human from the poorest child to the President of the United States is just winging it.

Fuck it primary everyone

Or keep reusing the Edward scissorhands bumming coke meme

Especially considering they use to be such elitist dicks about who got in

I know a cat who kinda rolls like that

Skype grade emoji

AWS SES comes to mind as a low cost/effort smtp relay. Unfortunately for a lot of smaller orgs help desk escalation seems to be the only alerting mechanism in place.

It’s almost always an out of date Adobe installer

I once downloaded and burned a Windows 98 installer disk (lots of effort back in the day) and booted my computer to a grainy jpeg of the goatse image and that completely changed the way I look at IT security

Book cover is Goatse coded