Chris Bufkin
@chrisbufkin.bsky.social
Mostly a social media lurker/polite post liker. I’ll repost things that make me laugh and occasionally post a pic I took.
TL;DR: I’m boring and you shouldn’t follow me.
TL;DR: I’m boring and you shouldn’t follow me.
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and Tiny Tim, who was NOT mad, don't put it in the papers that he was mad,
December 24, 2025 at 3:13 AM
and Tiny Tim, who was NOT mad, don't put it in the papers that he was mad,
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It was always so funny in Looney Tunes when something exploded in Daffy Duck's face and sent his bill spinning around and around his head, and it was even funnier when that happened to Jake Paul last night
December 21, 2025 at 1:18 AM
It was always so funny in Looney Tunes when something exploded in Daffy Duck's face and sent his bill spinning around and around his head, and it was even funnier when that happened to Jake Paul last night
The amount of Duff Beer fans in the comments is why I’m on Bluesky.
I'm not going to pretend I was always a long time Supergirl fan or anything, but I'm here for "Drink to forget witnessing my family being slaughtered" Supergirl. For certain.
December 14, 2025 at 12:22 PM
The amount of Duff Beer fans in the comments is why I’m on Bluesky.
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Ryan Coogler explains why he declined the invitation to join the Academy www.nytimes.com/2025/12/10/m...
December 10, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Ryan Coogler explains why he declined the invitation to join the Academy www.nytimes.com/2025/12/10/m...
Reminds me of this classical banger.
December 9, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Reminds me of this classical banger.
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‘Online Order Pickup’ parking should not occupy the most convenient spots in the lot.
December 5, 2025 at 12:23 PM
‘Online Order Pickup’ parking should not occupy the most convenient spots in the lot.
Not one person has tasted a soup and said it needs more bay leaves.
Using bay leaves in cooking doesn't do anything and is only a conspiracy by big bay leaf to sell more bay leaves.
December 5, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Not one person has tasted a soup and said it needs more bay leaves.
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It rocks to tell people their shit rocks. Every single person who has ever been nice about my work has been appreciated for doing so. I take time to say I love stuff and it’s always the right time to remind somebody you value their work! You don’t need to get into detail either. Just say it rocks
I’ve sometimes fallen into the trap of thinking that complementing a creative person for their work is less sophisticated or desired than discussion or debate about it but very often the best thing you can say to them is hell yeah and that doesn’t make you dumb it just makes you nice
December 4, 2025 at 4:58 AM
It rocks to tell people their shit rocks. Every single person who has ever been nice about my work has been appreciated for doing so. I take time to say I love stuff and it’s always the right time to remind somebody you value their work! You don’t need to get into detail either. Just say it rocks
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timeline cleaning
November 26, 2025 at 8:41 PM
timeline cleaning
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with the the holidays right around the corner, it’s the perfect time to send me exactly eleven hundred dollars
November 14, 2025 at 11:57 PM
with the the holidays right around the corner, it’s the perfect time to send me exactly eleven hundred dollars
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"And James Bond, who did NOT die"
November 11, 2025 at 12:49 PM
"And James Bond, who did NOT die"
Happy 250th birthday to the United States Marine Corps.
November 10, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Happy 250th birthday to the United States Marine Corps.
Is there a Mrs. CTE?
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Willingly flirting with a CTE diagnosis as tribute?
You can tell who feels safe in this country when you look at the demographic of the folks that go out of their way to put themselves in harm's way for shits and giggles.
Marcus Hutchins@malwaretech.com • 8h
I love that the Boston cop slide never got fixed and now people just willingly go down it in tribute. It's basically a national landmark at this point](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:g2p3bnbzcvcbohfpvjxfazqv/bafkreifgmt4a5hqni5tsgwtjulenppppkrtdcd3zcudnj3vu7kjgxu76ni@jpeg)
November 8, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Is there a Mrs. CTE?
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Fall is here and many of you may be shopping for an overcoat.
Let me show what you can get as you move up the price ladder. 🧵
Let me show what you can get as you move up the price ladder. 🧵
Here are four overcoats.
— Which do you think is the most expensive?
— Which do you think is the least expensive?
— Which do you think provides the best value?
Answer below. Tomorrow, I will show what you get as you climb up the price ladder for overcoats.
— Which do you think is the most expensive?
— Which do you think is the least expensive?
— Which do you think provides the best value?
Answer below. Tomorrow, I will show what you get as you climb up the price ladder for overcoats.
November 7, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Fall is here and many of you may be shopping for an overcoat.
Let me show what you can get as you move up the price ladder. 🧵
Let me show what you can get as you move up the price ladder. 🧵
Bad math here. You f you wait until the last minute, it only takes a minute.
November 7, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Bad math here. You f you wait until the last minute, it only takes a minute.
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What if we all stopped reposting NYT articles or even screenshots of their horrible headlines? We could just not interact with trash at all.
November 6, 2025 at 1:54 PM
What if we all stopped reposting NYT articles or even screenshots of their horrible headlines? We could just not interact with trash at all.
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Wait, holy crap, BLACK RIVER ORCHARD is *two bucks* for your electromagic book reader of choice. A sinister apple called the Ruby Slipper begins to change the people of a small town! Cults! Suburban folk horror! Way too much apple-based information! Cats! Hope you check it out, too. OKAY BYE.
This is still just under five bucks for your favorite digital reading device, and I don't know why, but if I had to guess, it will stop being this price after today. So if you want creepy family dynamics and alternate reality horrors and maybe-haunted-house funtimes, THE BOOK OF ACCIDENTS awaits.
October 31, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Wait, holy crap, BLACK RIVER ORCHARD is *two bucks* for your electromagic book reader of choice. A sinister apple called the Ruby Slipper begins to change the people of a small town! Cults! Suburban folk horror! Way too much apple-based information! Cats! Hope you check it out, too. OKAY BYE.
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happy halloween to what many people believed was the greatest tweet of all time
October 31, 2025 at 4:21 PM
happy halloween to what many people believed was the greatest tweet of all time
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They’re not in the top three but they are all the way down
October 31, 2025 at 2:27 PM
They’re not in the top three but they are all the way down
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I can answer this. I interviewed Peterson's tailor a few years ago, although the interview was never published because I fell behind on work. Here is the story of this suit. 🧵
October 31, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I can answer this. I interviewed Peterson's tailor a few years ago, although the interview was never published because I fell behind on work. Here is the story of this suit. 🧵
I’m looking for a six-fingered man.
October 31, 2025 at 10:21 AM
I’m looking for a six-fingered man.
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We used to have proper movies
October 28, 2025 at 11:44 PM
We used to have proper movies
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wow, which common vaccine was it?
October 23, 2025 at 10:04 PM
wow, which common vaccine was it?
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Indie authors & publishers aren't paid immediately, so there's just 9 days left to where any books bought in 2025 will be paid out to them. So I thought I'd do a thread where people could find some books!
(authors, please read 🧵first lol)
(Inspired by @suleikhasnyder.bsky.social post)
(authors, please read 🧵first lol)
(Inspired by @suleikhasnyder.bsky.social post)
October 22, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Indie authors & publishers aren't paid immediately, so there's just 9 days left to where any books bought in 2025 will be paid out to them. So I thought I'd do a thread where people could find some books!
(authors, please read 🧵first lol)
(Inspired by @suleikhasnyder.bsky.social post)
(authors, please read 🧵first lol)
(Inspired by @suleikhasnyder.bsky.social post)