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Chris Breen
@chrisbreen.bsky.social
Aspiring to live up to being the human my dogs believes me to be.
Louisville, Ky
He/Him
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Today in "Don't Trust AI to Tell You Facts": How several different "AI" programs messed up the simple fact of to whom I dedicated a book, and what that means for how much you should trust "AI" to tell you the truth about things (spoiler: not much at all):

whatever.scalzi.com/2025/12/13/a...
“AI”: A Dedicated Fact-Failing Machine, or, Yet Another Reason Not to Trust It For Anything
I search my name on a regular basis, not only because I am an ego monster (although I try not to pretend that I’m not) but because it’s a good way for me to find reviews, end-of-the-yea…
whatever.scalzi.com
December 13, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow
December 6, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨
December 3, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.
November 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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I know a guy who can get you a bootleg "My Kid Is An Honor Student" bumper sticker if your kid is dumb.
November 21, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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Look on the bright side - it's a DORK TOWER THURSDAY! Contemplative new strip up now, at the Mothership:

www.dorktower.com/2025/11/19/1...

Repost, Reblog/Re-whatevs/Repeat, please and thank you!
November 20, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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40th anniversary of Calvin & Hobbes? Still think about this May 2020 piece from @chuckwendig.bsky.social (with art use approved by Bill Watterson, which is always nice). www.polygon.com/comics/2020/...
Calvin and Hobbes and quarantine
Bill Watterson didn’t predict the current world, but he prepared us for it
www.polygon.com
November 18, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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Adam Zyglis, Buffalo News
November 13, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Goon a movie

“The Goons of Navarone”
November 12, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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Democrats in office need to know: all of us with very few exceptions want all of you with very few exception to lose your god damn jobs because you refuse to do them.
November 10, 2025 at 11:13 AM
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Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.

Here's how to turn it off.

First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
November 6, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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I wrote about Nazism in a small Michigan town, and in a large North American country; about the uses of and limits of shame; and on the importance of holding shared standards. www.the-reframe.com/the-death-of...
The Death of Shame
Modern Nazis, careless people, and the offensive necessity of caring in a shameful age.
www.the-reframe.com
November 3, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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Watch RFK JR run to get his car to throw this guy in the trunk
RFK Jr's response to someone collapsing nearby him was to haul ass out of the room as quickly as possible
November 6, 2025 at 5:48 PM
They should make him pick the sandwich out of a line up.
Defense is now questioning Lairmore on cross-examination. They show a video still of the sandwich and wrapper on the ground, post-throw.

"Do you recognize that sandwich?" the attorney asks.

Lairmore won't confirm.

"I did not go back to collect it," he says.
November 4, 2025 at 4:31 PM
The essays of @juliusgoat.bsky.social leave me with mixed emotions. They expose the atrocities happening in our nation - our home. They can make me sad, enraged, or a step away from hopelessnes, but he keeps me from giving up.
“…wherever we stand, the line will not be redrawn, but held.”
I wrote about Nazism in a small Michigan town, and in a large North American country; about the uses of and limits of shame; and on the importance of holding shared standards. www.the-reframe.com/the-death-of...
The Death of Shame
Modern Nazis, careless people, and the offensive necessity of caring in a shameful age.
www.the-reframe.com
November 3, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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The legends tell of a third Duran...
December 15, 2023 at 9:04 PM
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It's all hands on deck. I am shamelessly asking, one more time, for reposts and signal boost as this bird glides toward a landing in a few hours. It's gonna be a beautiful book, and there aren't going to be very many available afterwards!

www.kickstarter.com/projects/tom...
Our Long National Nightmare by Tom Tomorrow
Relive the trauma of the last five years through the cartoons of Herblock Award winner and Pulitzer nominee Tom Tomorrow.
www.kickstarter.com
October 30, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Change one letter, ruin a candy.

Mrsa
Change one letter, ruin a candy.

100 Gland
Change one letter, ruin a candy.

Twig
October 30, 2025 at 3:29 AM
“It’s impossible to fathom the soullessness.”
A. R. Moxon - @juliusgoat.bsky.social
ICE Secret Police shoots a priest point blank in the mouth with a 40mm tear gas grenade during a protest near the USCG Base in Alameda, CA (near Oakland)
October 24, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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By now, I am sure that at least some of you are wondering, "What the fuck?"
October 20, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Louisville
What’s the word where you’re from that, when pronounced exactly as it looks, identifies a tourist immediately?
October 9, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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When all the hamburger has finally been helped…
May 18, 2023 at 3:36 PM
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If you aren't already buckled up, buckle up
September 10, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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On the topic of “our” duty to persuade abusers, a tale:

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THE FINGER-TAKER’S SON

Whenever the king became displeased with one of his subjects, he would send out his soldiers, and before long the offender would find themselves in the basement of the king’s finger-taker.
Apparently he's really saying "liberals need to befriend conservatives for the greater good" which is so pundit brained I can't even
September 4, 2025 at 10:32 PM