Christopher Callipygian
@chris.clapham.org
Kotlin/Java backend developer living the high life in Balham (Gateway to the South).
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Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
October 22, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
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If you don't love Nigel Farage give this a Like.
If you hate him, give it a RT.
If you hate him, give it a RT.
August 24, 2025 at 11:22 PM
If you don't love Nigel Farage give this a Like.
If you hate him, give it a RT.
If you hate him, give it a RT.
Fireworks going off in Balham for some reason, just quickly checked the news headlines.
July 4, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Fireworks going off in Balham for some reason, just quickly checked the news headlines.
How is it possible to be deported from international waters?
June 10, 2025 at 1:28 PM
How is it possible to be deported from international waters?
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Charlotte Church sang From the River to the Sea at a fundraising event for Palestinians and now all the usual people are screaming antisemitism and trying to cancel her.
RT if you stand with Charlotte Church and Palestine.
RT if you stand with Charlotte Church and Palestine.
May 25, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Charlotte Church sang From the River to the Sea at a fundraising event for Palestinians and now all the usual people are screaming antisemitism and trying to cancel her.
RT if you stand with Charlotte Church and Palestine.
RT if you stand with Charlotte Church and Palestine.
Does Boris Johnson know how children are made?
May 24, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Does Boris Johnson know how children are made?
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If you won't buy this crap even if it does get unbanned, RT.
April 5, 2025 at 4:06 PM
If you won't buy this crap even if it does get unbanned, RT.
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She didn't need Department of Education and she turned out just fine....
March 24, 2025 at 12:28 AM
She didn't need Department of Education and she turned out just fine....
Gerald Ratner's now thinking thank fuck for Elon
March 12, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Gerald Ratner's now thinking thank fuck for Elon
So, my burglar alarm went off this morning
Sensitive content warning for the arachnophobes.
Sensitive content warning for the arachnophobes.
February 27, 2025 at 9:37 AM
So, my burglar alarm went off this morning
Sensitive content warning for the arachnophobes.
Sensitive content warning for the arachnophobes.
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REPOST if you stand with AOC!
February 18, 2025 at 6:00 AM
REPOST if you stand with AOC!
This looks like an AA meeting with a bunch of Magnus Pyke* impersonators.
You'll have to be of certain age to remember him.
You'll have to be of certain age to remember him.
This is Meta’s brand new ad for Horizon Worlds. Not sure how I’m supposed to feel about it.
February 17, 2025 at 4:52 PM
This looks like an AA meeting with a bunch of Magnus Pyke* impersonators.
You'll have to be of certain age to remember him.
You'll have to be of certain age to remember him.
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Victoria Derbyshire replaced Laura Kuenssberg on her own show and she was 1000x... infinitely better.
RT if it is time to replace the Laura Kuenssberg show with the Victoria Derbyshire show.
RT if it is time to replace the Laura Kuenssberg show with the Victoria Derbyshire show.
February 16, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Victoria Derbyshire replaced Laura Kuenssberg on her own show and she was 1000x... infinitely better.
RT if it is time to replace the Laura Kuenssberg show with the Victoria Derbyshire show.
RT if it is time to replace the Laura Kuenssberg show with the Victoria Derbyshire show.
I love London; man in full combat gear assembles an assault rifle on the Tube, "...but the other passengers are unconcerned."
www.newsshopper.co.uk/news/2490210...
www.newsshopper.co.uk/news/2490210...
Man arrested after viral video of man with ‘assault rifle’ on Elizabeth Line
A man has been arrested after a viral video showing someone wielding a look-alike assault rifle on the Elizabeth line in Whitechapel.
www.newsshopper.co.uk
February 1, 2025 at 11:00 AM
I love London; man in full combat gear assembles an assault rifle on the Tube, "...but the other passengers are unconcerned."
www.newsshopper.co.uk/news/2490210...
www.newsshopper.co.uk/news/2490210...
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Nigel Farage decides to be honest about Brexit.
January 31, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Nigel Farage decides to be honest about Brexit.
Just had to pay my wife's not inconsiderable self-assessment tax bill as she can't move the money out of Barclays.
January 31, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Just had to pay my wife's not inconsiderable self-assessment tax bill as she can't move the money out of Barclays.
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When Trump says DEI he actually means Brown, Black and LGBTQ people.
Oh, and women too.
Agree?
Oh, and women too.
Agree?
January 30, 2025 at 8:01 PM
When Trump says DEI he actually means Brown, Black and LGBTQ people.
Oh, and women too.
Agree?
Oh, and women too.
Agree?
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Is Toby Young a cunt? His public persona (or lack of), absence of interpersonal skills and obsessively unhinged outlook might lead us to conclude so. But that would be unfair on cunts.
January 30, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Is Toby Young a cunt? His public persona (or lack of), absence of interpersonal skills and obsessively unhinged outlook might lead us to conclude so. But that would be unfair on cunts.
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Ok Michelle .. have a sit down my lovely.. you seem a little vexed ..
January 27, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Ok Michelle .. have a sit down my lovely.. you seem a little vexed ..
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The Government plan is to temporarily renationalise Thames Water, for you to pay off its debts, and then to let someone else takeover so they can rob you, build up massive debts and do the same all over again.
NO water should be NATIONALISED.
RT if you agree.
NO water should be NATIONALISED.
RT if you agree.
January 25, 2025 at 2:45 PM
The Government plan is to temporarily renationalise Thames Water, for you to pay off its debts, and then to let someone else takeover so they can rob you, build up massive debts and do the same all over again.
NO water should be NATIONALISED.
RT if you agree.
NO water should be NATIONALISED.
RT if you agree.
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Transphobic bigots have called me a ‘TRA’. I wish I was worthy of that title. I haven’t done nearly enough, but I will keep trying to be an ally. 🏳️⚧️
January 16, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Transphobic bigots have called me a ‘TRA’. I wish I was worthy of that title. I haven’t done nearly enough, but I will keep trying to be an ally. 🏳️⚧️
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If Zuckerberg Wants 'Masculine Energy,' He Ought To Consider Being The Strong, Silent Type
www.wonkette.com/p/if-zuckerb...
By Robyn Pennacchia @robynelyse.bsky.social
www.wonkette.com/p/if-zuckerb...
By Robyn Pennacchia @robynelyse.bsky.social
If Zuckerberg Wants 'Masculine Energy,' He Ought To Consider Being The Strong, Silent Type
Not afraid to be servicey.
www.wonkette.com
January 14, 2025 at 9:41 PM
If Zuckerberg Wants 'Masculine Energy,' He Ought To Consider Being The Strong, Silent Type
www.wonkette.com/p/if-zuckerb...
By Robyn Pennacchia @robynelyse.bsky.social
www.wonkette.com/p/if-zuckerb...
By Robyn Pennacchia @robynelyse.bsky.social
It's a bit like when you wash your car complete strangers feel compelled to say "you can do mine next"
Replies off coz I know how social media works and for some reason if you mention your age or height EVERYONE replies with their age or height. Strange phenomenon idc.
January 10, 2025 at 4:53 PM
It's a bit like when you wash your car complete strangers feel compelled to say "you can do mine next"
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Jealous Trump Throws Own State Funeral To Upstage Carter’s
theonion.com/jealous...
theonion.com/jealous...
January 9, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Jealous Trump Throws Own State Funeral To Upstage Carter’s
theonion.com/jealous...
theonion.com/jealous...