Christopher Callipygian
@chris.clapham.org
Kotlin/Java backend developer living the high life in Balham (Gateway to the South).
Did you recently find some sunglasses?
November 18, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Did you recently find some sunglasses?
He should update his profile pic
October 18, 2025 at 11:10 AM
He should update his profile pic
There's something deeply odd about the people who are champions on Countdown
September 27, 2025 at 12:12 PM
There's something deeply odd about the people who are champions on Countdown
I'm assuming it was aerosol can propellant
September 24, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I'm assuming it was aerosol can propellant
Talking of bans, if this bloke isn't prohibited from being within 100m of an infant school, I'd be very surprised.
September 24, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Talking of bans, if this bloke isn't prohibited from being within 100m of an infant school, I'd be very surprised.
If you don't know the story, basically Horniman bought the skin in the 1880s and unfortunately the taxidermist had never seen one so didn't quite know when to stop stuffing, it looks like it's about to explode.
September 23, 2025 at 7:32 AM
If you don't know the story, basically Horniman bought the skin in the 1880s and unfortunately the taxidermist had never seen one so didn't quite know when to stop stuffing, it looks like it's about to explode.
I was at school with the son of the guy who made this, I've actually seen one IRL
September 19, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I was at school with the son of the guy who made this, I've actually seen one IRL
Seriously, you want me to not mock people who eat these?
(I've eaten, or at least tried, worse)
(I've eaten, or at least tried, worse)
August 25, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Seriously, you want me to not mock people who eat these?
(I've eaten, or at least tried, worse)
(I've eaten, or at least tried, worse)
Says the man from the country that produces (although I very much doubt exports) this:
June 18, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Says the man from the country that produces (although I very much doubt exports) this:
Cue for my favourite ever people's journalism film review
![Why does Mel Gibson use dead languages that no one can relate to? …Why was all the horrific violence necessary? I took my almost 3 year old son to see the film, as with many who went to see it with their families and he was screaming by the end of it, as was my heart! …If you must go, please do not take your children, as I did. It took me the rest of the night to calm him down.
My Ratings: [Extremely Offensive/3]
Shelley Johnston, Indianapolis, age 34](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:qii3m6y2ir4dhq766dbfi5xl/bafkreifdgkddlda5qur3sec5kj377kfypimfdec3j2c2726jyw7r5ani7u@jpeg)
June 17, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Cue for my favourite ever people's journalism film review
Accounts still overdue
May 26, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Accounts still overdue
It does have the redeeming feature of enabling the best ever citizens' movie review of all time
May 15, 2025 at 9:08 PM
It does have the redeeming feature of enabling the best ever citizens' movie review of all time
Don't mock, we Brits know all about hail*
*This is the first I've every heard of this and was one of the first things that came up on Wikipedia
*This is the first I've every heard of this and was one of the first things that came up on Wikipedia
May 14, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Don't mock, we Brits know all about hail*
*This is the first I've every heard of this and was one of the first things that came up on Wikipedia
*This is the first I've every heard of this and was one of the first things that came up on Wikipedia
My Swedish ex always said that, she was really quite annoyed by this:
May 7, 2025 at 10:02 PM
My Swedish ex always said that, she was really quite annoyed by this:
So, my burglar alarm went off this morning
Sensitive content warning for the arachnophobes.
Sensitive content warning for the arachnophobes.
February 27, 2025 at 9:37 AM
So, my burglar alarm went off this morning
Sensitive content warning for the arachnophobes.
Sensitive content warning for the arachnophobes.
And let's not forget the "artwork" that adorned the toilets
February 22, 2025 at 10:58 PM
And let's not forget the "artwork" that adorned the toilets
One of the hotels I stayed in had these directions to the rooms:
February 22, 2025 at 10:53 PM
One of the hotels I stayed in had these directions to the rooms:
I worked in St Helier for a few months, it's like the land that time forgot. As a Londoner I thought that a "late night chemist" that shut at 6:30 to be somewhat odd.
February 22, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I worked in St Helier for a few months, it's like the land that time forgot. As a Londoner I thought that a "late night chemist" that shut at 6:30 to be somewhat odd.
I am enjoying your work and I will be on to the second book once I've finished Shards of Earth.
Can you explain how the price of the books are set, I imagine it's mainly down to the publisher, but it does see a bit random:
Can you explain how the price of the books are set, I imagine it's mainly down to the publisher, but it does see a bit random:
February 16, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I am enjoying your work and I will be on to the second book once I've finished Shards of Earth.
Can you explain how the price of the books are set, I imagine it's mainly down to the publisher, but it does see a bit random:
Can you explain how the price of the books are set, I imagine it's mainly down to the publisher, but it does see a bit random:
Left him with scars, apparently
January 7, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Left him with scars, apparently
It appears not
January 6, 2025 at 10:51 PM
It appears not
If you have a pothole, if no one else can help and if you can find him. Maybe you can hire...
December 20, 2024 at 10:10 PM
If you have a pothole, if no one else can help and if you can find him. Maybe you can hire...
I love the really tiny ones, my absolute favourite is Alderney, the baggage reclaim is a hole in the wall they throw the suitcases through and they then slide down a ramp. This ramp does not have a conveyor belt.
Best photo I could find:
Best photo I could find:
December 11, 2024 at 3:39 PM
I love the really tiny ones, my absolute favourite is Alderney, the baggage reclaim is a hole in the wall they throw the suitcases through and they then slide down a ramp. This ramp does not have a conveyor belt.
Best photo I could find:
Best photo I could find: