Christopher Callipygian
@chris.clapham.org
Kotlin/Java backend developer living the high life in Balham (Gateway to the South).
🎵 It's raining men, hallelujah
It's raining men, amen🎵
It's raining men, amen🎵
November 23, 2025 at 9:51 AM
🎵 It's raining men, hallelujah
It's raining men, amen🎵
It's raining men, amen🎵
Ha, he's the caddie
November 20, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Ha, he's the caddie
This is, of course, a man who regularily rates women on a scale of 1 to 10
November 20, 2025 at 10:50 PM
This is, of course, a man who regularily rates women on a scale of 1 to 10
Coincidentally, in the pub this evening we came to the unanimous decision on which adaptation of Dicken's Christmas Carol was the best.
November 20, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Coincidentally, in the pub this evening we came to the unanimous decision on which adaptation of Dicken's Christmas Carol was the best.
I can't imagine sexbots with three legs working out well.
November 20, 2025 at 8:24 AM
I can't imagine sexbots with three legs working out well.
The gun is always loaded*
* well it's not loaded now
* well it's not loaded now
November 20, 2025 at 12:08 AM
The gun is always loaded*
* well it's not loaded now
* well it's not loaded now
It "raises" the question, not "begs". I will die on this hill....
November 18, 2025 at 9:23 PM
It "raises" the question, not "begs". I will die on this hill....
Lets say we get £1,000 in high values goods (not jewelry apparently) from 10,000 asylum seekers, that's £10m, or to put it into perspective, just over 5% of what Michelle Mone owes the UK taxpayer.
November 18, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Lets say we get £1,000 in high values goods (not jewelry apparently) from 10,000 asylum seekers, that's £10m, or to put it into perspective, just over 5% of what Michelle Mone owes the UK taxpayer.
Did you recently find some sunglasses?
November 18, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Did you recently find some sunglasses?
He will simply veto the release, claiming he can't do so as they are part of ongoing investigations, the ones he's ordered Bondi to carry out.
November 17, 2025 at 7:01 AM
He will simply veto the release, claiming he can't do so as they are part of ongoing investigations, the ones he's ordered Bondi to carry out.
But he won't be able to release them as he's instructed Bondi to open investigations and this evidence will now have to be sealed.
November 17, 2025 at 6:46 AM
But he won't be able to release them as he's instructed Bondi to open investigations and this evidence will now have to be sealed.
We need to give the billionair island an unlimited supply of guns
November 15, 2025 at 7:53 AM
We need to give the billionair island an unlimited supply of guns
I suspect alcohol was involved
November 13, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I suspect alcohol was involved
Seriously, 65?
November 12, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Seriously, 65?
a) his head would explode if he ever came to the UK and saw a pantomime, and
b) where did he buy that jacket? (simply asking so I don't make the same mistake)
b) where did he buy that jacket? (simply asking so I don't make the same mistake)
November 11, 2025 at 10:31 PM
a) his head would explode if he ever came to the UK and saw a pantomime, and
b) where did he buy that jacket? (simply asking so I don't make the same mistake)
b) where did he buy that jacket? (simply asking so I don't make the same mistake)
"It wasn't me officer, it happened 12 years ago"
November 10, 2025 at 9:41 AM
"It wasn't me officer, it happened 12 years ago"
Yes, but now they cost 2,500 rubles
November 5, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Yes, but now they cost 2,500 rubles
And Andrew got to the checkout and realised AI couldn't help him untangle his shopping bag from his trolley
November 1, 2025 at 11:19 PM
And Andrew got to the checkout and realised AI couldn't help him untangle his shopping bag from his trolley
I'm confused; his father forcibly ejected him and got arrested and now *he* needs a fund raiser?
October 31, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I'm confused; his father forcibly ejected him and got arrested and now *he* needs a fund raiser?
We should slap an unexplained wealth order order on him (and on Farage's girlfriend while we're at it)
October 31, 2025 at 7:56 AM
We should slap an unexplained wealth order order on him (and on Farage's girlfriend while we're at it)
Camel, giraffe, rhinoceros
October 30, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Camel, giraffe, rhinoceros
Andrew Windor #5634982
October 30, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Andrew Windor #5634982
Just told my Indian wife about this "controversy" (we're British so she's not been following), her response:
"She's his father's cousin, she's an aunt"
BTW, how are we defining brothers now?
nypost.com/2025/10/23/u...
"She's his father's cousin, she's an aunt"
BTW, how are we defining brothers now?
nypost.com/2025/10/23/u...
Eric Adams endorses Andrew Cuomo for City Hall — slams front-runner Zohran Mamdani as ‘snake oil salesman’
Mayor Eric Adams on Thursday backed Andrew Cuomo’s campaign for City Hall, embracing his one-time bitter rival as “a brother” while slamming socialist front-runner Zohran Mamdani as a “snake oil sa…
nypost.com
October 29, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Just told my Indian wife about this "controversy" (we're British so she's not been following), her response:
"She's his father's cousin, she's an aunt"
BTW, how are we defining brothers now?
nypost.com/2025/10/23/u...
"She's his father's cousin, she's an aunt"
BTW, how are we defining brothers now?
nypost.com/2025/10/23/u...