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Kristi Yumicoochi
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When I fall in love again, I hope it feels familiar, like a warm voice asking where I've been, and how I got so cold. she/her
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"I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo.
"So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us."
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I see our next task is to make the word ephebophile just as stigmatized as pedophile.
November 15, 2025 at 10:01 PM
If you remove "my wife and" or "and my wife," the answer is whichever way sounds correct with what is left in the sentence you are constructing.
Also, did you happen to nick any Prosecco? I've been craving a mimosa.
Is it ‘My wife and I’ or ‘Me and my wife’? Anyway, we just robbed a liquor store
November 15, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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I don't want to go to the gym, but if it means I can beat up racists ok.
Good morning.

This is your reminder to get to the gym so that you can beat up racists if you have to.
November 15, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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The "jokes" and general callousness in response to the Epst*in emails just affirms my belief that the gulf between survivors of sexual violence and those who aren't / or otherwise do not recognize their experiences as violent is WIDE.
November 15, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I gave you oceans
immeasurable, but you
were searching for rain
#randomhaiku
November 15, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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I am acutely aware of the effects of the GOP starvation campaign and I want to make it crystal clear that if you are in any financial dire straits I want you to always prioritize yourself, your loved ones and your community!

Only give if you can miss it without any worries!
November 3, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Every single time I open this app, I get attacked. 😭😂
I just witnessed someone refer to someone small in stature as, “compressed,” and a “summarized individual.”

Never gonna forget this day.
November 15, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!!

The production of TWELTH NIGHT with Lupita Nyong’o, Junior Nyong’o, Peter Dinklage, Sandra Oh, Jesse Tyler Ferguson, and Daphne Rubin-Vega is now on the PBS app!!!!

www.pbs.org/wnet/gperf/t...
November 15, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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Nestlé worried AI will destroy world’s water supply before they do
Nestlé worried AI will destroy world’s water supply before they do
VEVEY, SWITZERLAND - Nestlé executives gathered from around the world to announce their grave concern regarding the impact that artificial intelligence’s water consumption will have on their own abili...
www.thebeaverton.com
November 15, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Most of the white women I've known in my life were really good at being nice and horrible at being kind.

It will take my entire life, but I will never stop trying to undo the conditioning I received that attempted to make me be the same way.
November 15, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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[November 15th, 1985] The crew of Space Shuttle mission STS-51-L pose for their official portrait
November 15, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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My Comedy Special releases Nov 18!!!

Cerrome Russell: Son of Sumter
Here's a clip!!!
November 14, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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Ignorance is the parent of fear
November 15, 2025 at 5:47 AM
EVERYTHING IS SO STUPID. WHY ARE WE FORCED TO EXIST LIKE THIS???????
November 15, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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dystopian ass weather report
Chicago may experience less tear gas use as Operation Midway Blitz winds down. Cold and wet weather reduce effectiveness, while wind adds unpredictability.
Wind, cold temps can change the impact of tear gas and pepper balls, experts say
chicago.suntimes.com
November 15, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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I’d look like this too if I looked like this
November 15, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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Something I wish got challenged more often in this “men in crisis” discourse is the blithe assumption (or sometimes outright assertion!) that everyone’s boss is a woman now. “Women now dominate white collar work and corporate management roles.” No they don’t. That just isn’t true.
November 15, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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So uh.

I've spent the last five years working on a book about grief, mourning, who is allowed to grieve and how, and where we go from here, and...

you can now preorder it!
All My Dead Cats and Other Losses: Practicing Good Grief in a Culture That Fears Mourning
Practicing Good Grief in a Culture That Fears Mourning
bookshop.org
November 5, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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This is really silly, but I’m just imagining this dude driving straight from Pompano Beach to the Jersey Shore in this delightful pink and gold Impala.
November 15, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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In case anybody every forgets that the Catholic Church is the foundation of this seemingly worldwide culture of child trafficking and rape, and one of the vilest, most violent, and murderous cabals in recent history... welp.
November 15, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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Great album🔥🔥🔥

"Maureen" is one of my fav songs ever...
November 15, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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Reminder for anyone who thinks we may ever share any kind of common ground with the people who delivered this hell:
Not to get all Sun Tzu on it, but when the enemy is weak and divided amongst itself, you do not relieve the enemy by allowing their partisans into your camp. You drive them closer together, force them into tighter company, and intensify their conflict.
November 15, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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Did I show y’all this already? Painted it with a plastic spoon…
November 14, 2025 at 9:02 PM
You don't need to be "useful" to be worthy and deserving of EVERY good thing that life has to offer. Existing is enough. Love you. 💗
November 15, 2025 at 5:13 PM