ChimpZealot
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Portland News: SHITTER’S FULL www.portland.gov/bes/big-pipe...
Big Pipe Tracker: See how the Big Pipes prevent combined sewer overflows
Is it raining? Here you can track how the Big Pipe Project is preventing combined sewer overflows to the Willamette River, and be the first to know if a rare overflow does occur.
www.portland.gov
December 9, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Portland News: SHITTER’S FULL www.portland.gov/bes/big-pipe...
Always been a Mattel fan
“Mattel’s commitment to storytelling and cultural impact makes this partnership special” is my secret code phrase to let you know I’ve been kidnapped fyi
December 6, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Always been a Mattel fan
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Me 2.0
I am so ready for Me Too, Chapter Two
When a cancelled performer reënters the culture, we expect them to offer us a great work, channelling their newfound clarity into the finest art they’ve ever made. With his new comedy show and début novel, has Louis C.K. met the bar?
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
November 30, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Me 2.0
I would die for Sherma (and have, repeatedly) so that's an easy number 1, but much love to my froggy boy Frinos
Its time to vote in the award for The Best Little Guy Introduced In A Game In 2025!
We have 33 options this year! All you need to do is rank them in order from MOST best little guy to LEAST best little guy. Click the images to see them bigger.
Hurry and vote now!
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We have 33 options this year! All you need to do is rank them in order from MOST best little guy to LEAST best little guy. Click the images to see them bigger.
Hurry and vote now!
app.opinionx.co/1be28951-a7a...
a spongebob squarepants scene with a mailbox and a flower
Alt: a spongebob squarepants scene with a mailbox
media.tenor.com
November 29, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I would die for Sherma (and have, repeatedly) so that's an easy number 1, but much love to my froggy boy Frinos
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Dudes rock
November 28, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Dudes rock
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She doesn’t believe in the term work/life balance because she calls everything she does work. Dinner? That’s work. Working out? That’s work. Sitting silently in a chair looking at her phone? You better believe that’s work.
While work-life balance may give you a sense of happiness and fulfillment, it isn’t always realistic, says Walmart executive vice president and chief people officer Donna Morris.
Walmart exec: ‘I’ve never believed in the term work-life balance’—this is the mantra that made her highly successful instead
Many professionals see work-life balance as a non-negotiable. Walmart CPO Donna Morris says people should practice work-life integration instead. Here's why.
cnb.cx
November 27, 2025 at 7:54 PM
She doesn’t believe in the term work/life balance because she calls everything she does work. Dinner? That’s work. Working out? That’s work. Sitting silently in a chair looking at her phone? You better believe that’s work.
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How Oregon’s Data Center Boom Is Supercharging a Water Crisis
Amazon has come to the state’s eastern farmland, worsening a water pollution problem that’s been linked to cancer and miscarriages.
Rolling Stone reports in collaboration with @thefern.org: www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...
Amazon has come to the state’s eastern farmland, worsening a water pollution problem that’s been linked to cancer and miscarriages.
Rolling Stone reports in collaboration with @thefern.org: www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...
November 25, 2025 at 1:27 AM
How Oregon’s Data Center Boom Is Supercharging a Water Crisis
Amazon has come to the state’s eastern farmland, worsening a water pollution problem that’s been linked to cancer and miscarriages.
Rolling Stone reports in collaboration with @thefern.org: www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...
Amazon has come to the state’s eastern farmland, worsening a water pollution problem that’s been linked to cancer and miscarriages.
Rolling Stone reports in collaboration with @thefern.org: www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...
Tricked this dumbass into "retrieving" the ratty shirt I left out instead of all my other shit in only 13 hours 😎
November 21, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Tricked this dumbass into "retrieving" the ratty shirt I left out instead of all my other shit in only 13 hours 😎
I use the phrase "read all the words" on a semi-regular basis at work and now I'm beginning to think that maybe the people I say it to literally can't?
Can never thank my Grandma and parents enough for making me such a strong reader that I never had to be "taught" reading at school
Can never thank my Grandma and parents enough for making me such a strong reader that I never had to be "taught" reading at school
ever since I learned about three-cueing I've developed infinitely more patience for replies on social media. mfers literally do not know how to read. people are walking around conjuring random meanings into words they don't know, and they don't know a lot of words. it's crazy
November 12, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I use the phrase "read all the words" on a semi-regular basis at work and now I'm beginning to think that maybe the people I say it to literally can't?
Can never thank my Grandma and parents enough for making me such a strong reader that I never had to be "taught" reading at school
Can never thank my Grandma and parents enough for making me such a strong reader that I never had to be "taught" reading at school
Did I really need "butternaise" from Tillamook? No.
Am I upset that it sold out while I was in the process of checking out 1 minute after it went on sale? Very much so.
Am I upset that it sold out while I was in the process of checking out 1 minute after it went on sale? Very much so.
November 6, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Did I really need "butternaise" from Tillamook? No.
Am I upset that it sold out while I was in the process of checking out 1 minute after it went on sale? Very much so.
Am I upset that it sold out while I was in the process of checking out 1 minute after it went on sale? Very much so.
swanot.con is what my autocorrect says is the correct address for swanboy.com
November 3, 2025 at 3:03 AM
swanot.con is what my autocorrect says is the correct address for swanboy.com
This is actually the cure to the "male loneliness epidemic"
November 2, 2025 at 4:31 AM
This is actually the cure to the "male loneliness epidemic"
Made my brother watch Halloween for the first time last night and he really liked it. 20 minutes in he said "I hope the music for this won an Oscar".
Maybe there's hope for him yet
Maybe there's hope for him yet
October 26, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Made my brother watch Halloween for the first time last night and he really liked it. 20 minutes in he said "I hope the music for this won an Oscar".
Maybe there's hope for him yet
Maybe there's hope for him yet
The best part of being an uncle is getting sick from a 4 year old sneezing directly into your mouth
October 23, 2025 at 10:42 PM
The best part of being an uncle is getting sick from a 4 year old sneezing directly into your mouth
Absolute steal
Portland Trail Blazers All-Defensive forward Toumani Camara has agreed on a four-year, $82 million contract extension with the franchise, agent Dave Putterie tells ESPN. Camara has blossomed into a vital and durable two-way player after being picked No. 52 in the 2023 NBA draft.
October 19, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Absolute steal
Bill Belichick discovered a humiliation kink and now it's all our problems
October 18, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Bill Belichick discovered a humiliation kink and now it's all our problems
Finally read this tonight and it's fantastic.
Here it is, my last piece for @eater.bsky.social: my treatise on the last 20 years of food culture, and how food turned into fandom. I really hope you read it. www.eater.com/food-culture...
Nobody Wants to Be a Foodie
How “foodie” went from badge of honor to cringey term to pejorative smear and all the way back again.
www.eater.com
October 18, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Finally read this tonight and it's fantastic.
Scary Movie is such a bizarre rewatch. 75% gay jokes, 20% direct references to other movie scenes, 5% weed jokes. Funny in almost like a quaint way? Might need to watch at least 2 because I remember thinking that one was better back in the day
October 18, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Scary Movie is such a bizarre rewatch. 75% gay jokes, 20% direct references to other movie scenes, 5% weed jokes. Funny in almost like a quaint way? Might need to watch at least 2 because I remember thinking that one was better back in the day
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Oh there's a @kierongillen.bsky.social Image Comics Humble Bundle going right now, featuring all our Image work together as well as DIE and The Power Fantasy!
www.humblebundle.com/books/roll-f...
www.humblebundle.com/books/roll-f...
Humble Comic Bundle: Roll for Initiative with Kieron Gillen by Image Comics
Dive into one of comics’ most creative minds with our Kieron Gillen bundle, featuring The Wicked + The Divine, and more! Pay what you want and support BINC!
www.humblebundle.com
October 16, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Oh there's a @kierongillen.bsky.social Image Comics Humble Bundle going right now, featuring all our Image work together as well as DIE and The Power Fantasy!
www.humblebundle.com/books/roll-f...
www.humblebundle.com/books/roll-f...
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Now that the final 20 Israeli hostages are free, remember: those claiming violence “began on 10/7” want us to ignore that Israel was forced to free 2,000 Palestinians hostages—some 20 years w/o charge—& 8,000 remain.
If Hamas holding 20 is violence—& I agree it is—what is when Israel holds 8,000?🤔
If Hamas holding 20 is violence—& I agree it is—what is when Israel holds 8,000?🤔
October 14, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Now that the final 20 Israeli hostages are free, remember: those claiming violence “began on 10/7” want us to ignore that Israel was forced to free 2,000 Palestinians hostages—some 20 years w/o charge—& 8,000 remain.
If Hamas holding 20 is violence—& I agree it is—what is when Israel holds 8,000?🤔
If Hamas holding 20 is violence—& I agree it is—what is when Israel holds 8,000?🤔
Hades II is so good that when you die in a real stupid way that you never should, there's a unique fadeout with one of the saddest boys just to let you know you really fucked up
October 13, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Hades II is so good that when you die in a real stupid way that you never should, there's a unique fadeout with one of the saddest boys just to let you know you really fucked up
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If I were Andy Ngo and I were reduced to this, I would honestly to god just kill myself with a gun.
Very serious person Andy Ngo has now been reduced to pleading with his audience to please please PLEASE take the dancing antifa muppets seriously
October 12, 2025 at 11:06 PM
If I were Andy Ngo and I were reduced to this, I would honestly to god just kill myself with a gun.
New @summoningsalt.bsky.social video on Cuphead just made me snort laugh at the 40 minute mark with "... the Devil. We haven't talked about him yet, but..."
Also watch Summoning Salt even if you think you're not into speedrunning. Just as fascinating as any other sports documentary
Also watch Summoning Salt even if you think you're not into speedrunning. Just as fascinating as any other sports documentary
October 12, 2025 at 1:03 AM
New @summoningsalt.bsky.social video on Cuphead just made me snort laugh at the 40 minute mark with "... the Devil. We haven't talked about him yet, but..."
Also watch Summoning Salt even if you think you're not into speedrunning. Just as fascinating as any other sports documentary
Also watch Summoning Salt even if you think you're not into speedrunning. Just as fascinating as any other sports documentary