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Got his ass.
Hakeem Jeffries unveils his nickname for Donald Trump.

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"Captain Chaos"
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The fact that both are quite experienced—8 years and 12 years with CBP—is yet more evidence that CBP should be abolished and all of its agents fired. There's no way to "reform" or "retrain" that, it's just a violent gang with badges.
ProPublica has identified Alex Pretti’s killers

www.propublica.org/article/alex...
February 1, 2026 at 9:54 PM
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The leader of the GOP in Tarrant County - Texas' third-largest county and the largest Republican-held county in America - has spent this week openly spewing racial slurs and mocking people who will lose access to food stamps on Nov. 1.
October 29, 2025 at 4:06 PM
FBI agents playing "Where in the World is Jeffrey Epstein"
From the Epstein documents: The FBI having to Google where Wisconsin is???
January 31, 2026 at 4:31 PM
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From the Epstein documents: The FBI having to Google where Wisconsin is???
January 31, 2026 at 2:57 PM
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Recall that Melissa Hortman and her husband were murdered not long ago by a fake cop who showed up at their door looking like this guy
This is from Georgia Fort’s video.

DEA?!? Gotta be a “task force.”
January 30, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Alright now we're getting somewhere.
Jeffries: "We cannot trust the Department of Justice. They're an illegitimate organization right now under the leadership of Pam Bondi and the direction of Donald Trump."
January 30, 2026 at 4:20 PM
After they killed Renee Good I went to a protest. Midway through a young person started an organic chant of "All Cops are Bastards" and I saw an old man look around as if he wanted to say "Cut it out! They're not the bad guys here. I didn't sign up for this."
LAPD won’t enforce California’s mask ban on ICE/CBP/DHS

www.instagram.com/reel/DUHDeCJ...
January 30, 2026 at 1:19 PM
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if you don’t stop calling us murderers we’ll murder you
Homan: "I begged for the last two months on TV for the rhetoric to stop. I said in March -- if the rhetoric doesn't stop, there is gonna be bloodshed. And there has been. I wish I wasn't right. I don't want to see anybody die."
January 29, 2026 at 4:55 PM
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An extraordinary document. Read it.

“Attached to this order is an appendix that identifies 96 court orders that ICE has violated in 74 cases. … ICE has likely violated more court orders in January 2026 than some federal agencies have violated in their entire existence.”
January 28, 2026 at 10:42 PM
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It’s really difficult & disorienting but the feds hit LA extremely hard today. There were kidnappings all over & reported cluster raids in Chinatown, East LA, Ktown. This list shows to 1130 AM but they haven’t stopped all day

Just because the media attention stopped doesn’t mean the abductions have
January 28, 2026 at 11:00 PM
This is likely true, but unfortunately, the Democrats decided to forego a primary and ran Joe Biden until the wheels fell off. Then Kamala Harris paraded around the Cheneys for a few months. Even now, Chuck Schumer is giving us a glimpse of what a Dem admin would look like: weak and cowardly.
If Kamala had been elected Minneapolis would not have been turned into a war zone where people are gunned down in the streets.
January 29, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Love sending my players specialized to rushing the passer into something they are way worse at doing as a matter of regular practice. I already hate Jonathan Gannon.
January 29, 2026 at 12:22 AM
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ICE activity has not noticeably tapered off yet here and in fact this week they seem to be focused on terrorizing kids at bus stops and schools.
yes, there are no real signs of any big change in DHS activity here yet. In Chicago there really was after Bovino left and they basically ended "Midway Blitz" not so here so far.
I don’t know, declaring victory in MN seems premature. They’re still arresting people and brutalizing the community. The changes appear—so far—to be cosmetic
January 28, 2026 at 11:59 PM
"Tighten the rules on warrants." THE RULES ARE VERY CLEAR ALREADY WHY WOULD YOU IMPLY THAT THERE IS ANY AMBIGUITY HERE?!
SCHUMER says Democrats are “united” behind three DHS reforms

1/ End roving patrols; tighten the rules on warrants and require ICE to coordinate with local authorities.

2/ Enforce accountability; a uniform code of conduct.

3/ Require masks off, body cameras on, agents carry ID.
January 28, 2026 at 9:03 PM
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January 28, 2026 at 6:11 AM
I cannot *believe* that the Bucks hired Adrian Griffin, man. Like, every single part of it was a total failure that ruined the franchise, and therefore my life.
January 28, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Oh my god this is so low even for him.
Ron Johnson on Ilhan Omar getting attacked: "Let's talk about how crazy this is. Had that been a Republican member of Congress and an illegal immigrant spraying something at them, in Minneapolis what would probably happen is they would release that illegal immigrant."
January 28, 2026 at 3:36 PM
NO HARM MUST COME TO HER!!
January 28, 2026 at 3:17 AM
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CNN airs compilation of federal agents acting with extreme aggression towards peaceful observers.
January 27, 2026 at 3:52 PM
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Federal deployment to Minneapolis "is steady state and expected to continue as planned," per Border Patrol memo leaked to me
January 27, 2026 at 10:20 PM
On top of how monstrous this is, it's *incredibly* cringe.
"You raise your voice, I erase your voice."

ICE in Minneapolis are erasing your rights.
Please share our new video of what's happening in our city. youtu.be/W1dyNcRGRXY
January 27, 2026 at 8:30 PM
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it is quite striking how white people attracted to white supremacy are almost to a person dipshit failures. and of course it makes perfect sense, they couldn't hack it in a fair competition so they demand reverse affirmative action
January 27, 2026 at 3:27 PM
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I'm glad the worst people on earth are on their back foot today but until the two murderers are arrested and prosecuted this is all fluff
January 26, 2026 at 10:51 PM
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This is the GM firing an assistant coach and hoping that will be the end of the questions, except with fascism.
January 27, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Lockheed Martin employees declare "This is not who we are" after ICBM used to blow up village.
Palantir employees are pressing company leadership over its work for ICE in internal company Slacks obtained by @wired.com

"In my opinion ICE are the bad guys. I am not proud that the company I enjoy so much working for is part of this."

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Palantir Defends Work With ICE to Staff Following Killing of Alex Pretti
“In my opinion ICE are the bad guys. I am not proud that the company I enjoy so much working for is part of this,” one worker wrote on Slack.
www.wired.com
January 27, 2026 at 12:03 AM