Captain Chaos
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Captain Chaos
@chiefkids.bsky.social
· Feb 19
Hakeem Jeffries unveils his nickname for Donald Trump.
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"Captain Chaos"
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"Captain Chaos"
Got his ass.
Some absolute bullshit is happening in my very niche-format fantasy football league, and there's way too much context to give to make the injustice feel as outrageous to others as it is to me in any reasonable amount of time.
December 25, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Some absolute bullshit is happening in my very niche-format fantasy football league, and there's way too much context to give to make the injustice feel as outrageous to others as it is to me in any reasonable amount of time.
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Whe @theonion.com nails it boy do they nail it
December 23, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Whe @theonion.com nails it boy do they nail it
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DOJ briefly uploaded this letter from Jeff Epstein to serial child molester Larry Nassar:
"Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."
"Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."
December 23, 2025 at 6:03 AM
DOJ briefly uploaded this letter from Jeff Epstein to serial child molester Larry Nassar:
"Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."
"Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."
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If you pay attention to any large industry long enough and follow it to its logical conclusion you eventually end up sounding like a communist even if you started off testing CPU case fans. youtu.be/cUrJVdF2me0?...
December 22, 2025 at 5:58 PM
If you pay attention to any large industry long enough and follow it to its logical conclusion you eventually end up sounding like a communist even if you started off testing CPU case fans. youtu.be/cUrJVdF2me0?...
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color commentator watching slo mo footage of perimeter receiver shooting slot defender with a gun: ahhhhh i dunno if you call OPI in a situation like that
December 22, 2025 at 12:47 AM
color commentator watching slo mo footage of perimeter receiver shooting slot defender with a gun: ahhhhh i dunno if you call OPI in a situation like that
Where have I heard this before?
Sean McVay is possibly the best coach in the league but has an insane blind spot on special teams. Almost acts as if trying at it is beneath him
Thursday night's momentum-altering punt return by the Seahawks has prompted the Rams to part ways with special-teams coordinator Chase Blackburn.
www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootb...
www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootb...
December 21, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Where have I heard this before?
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I think the evidence is abundantly obvious that people around my age know what's up, and that older people are out of touch grandpas and that people younger than me are clueless idiots without proper life experience. I am the only generation like this.
December 19, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I think the evidence is abundantly obvious that people around my age know what's up, and that older people are out of touch grandpas and that people younger than me are clueless idiots without proper life experience. I am the only generation like this.
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We will never be free as long as Microsoft Teams exists
December 19, 2025 at 8:44 AM
We will never be free as long as Microsoft Teams exists
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Big companies should pay CEOs negative salary.
Rich guys are bored as hell. Being CEO of, like, Ford is fun. You get to do stuff (like change what cars other people are driving) that money can’t buy.
Rich people would bid for the privilege of holding C-suite office.
Rich guys are bored as hell. Being CEO of, like, Ford is fun. You get to do stuff (like change what cars other people are driving) that money can’t buy.
Rich people would bid for the privilege of holding C-suite office.
December 18, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Big companies should pay CEOs negative salary.
Rich guys are bored as hell. Being CEO of, like, Ford is fun. You get to do stuff (like change what cars other people are driving) that money can’t buy.
Rich people would bid for the privilege of holding C-suite office.
Rich guys are bored as hell. Being CEO of, like, Ford is fun. You get to do stuff (like change what cars other people are driving) that money can’t buy.
Rich people would bid for the privilege of holding C-suite office.
My boss started showing me his Instagram Reel feed, (because they're novel to him and he doesn't understand that this is a faux pas) and every single video was AI generated in some way. And he was laughing at them all. Either AI CCTV footage or the kind where a fat person falls and breaks something.
If we are banning cell phones for kids we need to be talking about banning chatbots for boomers
www.persuasion.community/p/my-chatgpt...
www.persuasion.community/p/my-chatgpt...
December 18, 2025 at 3:27 PM
My boss started showing me his Instagram Reel feed, (because they're novel to him and he doesn't understand that this is a faux pas) and every single video was AI generated in some way. And he was laughing at them all. Either AI CCTV footage or the kind where a fat person falls and breaks something.
If you get back in your car while it fills up with gas you deserve the consequences (car blowing up).
December 17, 2025 at 12:51 AM
If you get back in your car while it fills up with gas you deserve the consequences (car blowing up).
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December 16, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Exhibit 984 of Ross Uglem being so cynical about Jordan Love he decides to be publicly wrong about him online.
December 15, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Exhibit 984 of Ross Uglem being so cynical about Jordan Love he decides to be publicly wrong about him online.
Another uncalled penalty on a broncos defender leading with his helmet.
December 14, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Another uncalled penalty on a broncos defender leading with his helmet.
CALL A HOLD ON THE BRONCOS COME THE FUCK ON
December 14, 2025 at 11:41 PM
CALL A HOLD ON THE BRONCOS COME THE FUCK ON
3 great plays in a row from 52
December 14, 2025 at 11:18 PM
3 great plays in a row from 52
I'm on team "can't grab the wide receiver's arm when the ball is on the way."
December 14, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I'm on team "can't grab the wide receiver's arm when the ball is on the way."
Between dry needling, chiropractics, and ingesting essential oils, people can't get enough of "Pseudo-medicine that doesn't do anything positive and kills you"
Steelers star TJ Watt is expected to play again this season following surgery on his partially collapsed lung after a dry needling treatment, sources say.
Sometimes this heals on its own. This didn't, so surgery was necessary. A scary 24 hours. But full recovery expected.
Sometimes this heals on its own. This didn't, so surgery was necessary. A scary 24 hours. But full recovery expected.
December 12, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Between dry needling, chiropractics, and ingesting essential oils, people can't get enough of "Pseudo-medicine that doesn't do anything positive and kills you"
My most prescient tweet, ever, I think.
Feels lately like every day is an exercise in finding a new way to be the dumbest man on earth.
December 10, 2025 at 4:36 AM
My most prescient tweet, ever, I think.
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An important note about friendship from the Packers-Lions game.
www.acmepackingcompany.com/green-bay-pa...
www.acmepackingcompany.com/green-bay-pa...
Amik Robertson and the True Spirit of Thanksgiving
Let’s remember a touching moment.
www.acmepackingcompany.com
November 29, 2025 at 10:33 PM
An important note about friendship from the Packers-Lions game.
www.acmepackingcompany.com/green-bay-pa...
www.acmepackingcompany.com/green-bay-pa...
What the fuck do you MEAN the kicker is now doubtful with the same injury that he has had for a month?! Rich Bisaccia you are scum.
From the #Packers: Packers K Brandon McManus (right quad) has been added to the injury report and is DOUBTFUL for tomorrow’s game at the New York Giants. WR Malik Heath (coach’s decision) will not travel with the team and will be OUT for tomorrow’s game against the Giants.
November 15, 2025 at 7:29 PM
What the fuck do you MEAN the kicker is now doubtful with the same injury that he has had for a month?! Rich Bisaccia you are scum.
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i don't think it's responsible to let President Grandpa go out there without challenge and say that the way forward on health care are national FSAs seeded some token amount of cash and the right to buy individual health plans yourself off the retail rack. i think the stupidity should be pointed out
November 11, 2025 at 4:54 PM
i don't think it's responsible to let President Grandpa go out there without challenge and say that the way forward on health care are national FSAs seeded some token amount of cash and the right to buy individual health plans yourself off the retail rack. i think the stupidity should be pointed out
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Check out this article from Milwaukee Journal Sentinel:
Packers coach Matt LaFleur needs to bring in some help on offense before it's too late
www.jsonline.com/story/sports...
Packers coach Matt LaFleur needs to bring in some help on offense before it's too late
www.jsonline.com/story/sports...
Packers coach Matt LaFleur needs to bring in some help on offense before it's too late
The Packers' offense is an embarrassment and Matt LaFleur has no choice but to solicit outside help to figure out where he and his staff are failing.
www.jsonline.com
November 11, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Check out this article from Milwaukee Journal Sentinel:
Packers coach Matt LaFleur needs to bring in some help on offense before it's too late
www.jsonline.com/story/sports...
Packers coach Matt LaFleur needs to bring in some help on offense before it's too late
www.jsonline.com/story/sports...
Hey @schumer.senate.gov @anguskingiii.bsky.social @shaheen.senate.gov @kaine.senate.gov @cortezmasto.senate.gov @fetterman.senate.gov @hassan.senate.gov @durbin.senate.gov @rosen.senate.gov
This is top of everyone's minds. This is what we all think, now. You lost everything for nothing. Losers.
This is top of everyone's minds. This is what we all think, now. You lost everything for nothing. Losers.
I received this email about Democrats caving to end the shutdown from one of the SNAP recipients I spoke to:
November 11, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Hey @schumer.senate.gov @anguskingiii.bsky.social @shaheen.senate.gov @kaine.senate.gov @cortezmasto.senate.gov @fetterman.senate.gov @hassan.senate.gov @durbin.senate.gov @rosen.senate.gov
This is top of everyone's minds. This is what we all think, now. You lost everything for nothing. Losers.
This is top of everyone's minds. This is what we all think, now. You lost everything for nothing. Losers.