Twinkle
@cheddymac.bsky.social
Loves moss covered rocks. Hates AI. Underutilized in every way.
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a load-bearing component of “the magic of Christmas” is the invisible domestic labor of moms
you are now realizing how much she was doing for you and instead of just thanking her you’ve decided it’s about the decline of civilization
you are now realizing how much she was doing for you and instead of just thanking her you’ve decided it’s about the decline of civilization
Because you're an adult you fucking muppet. You gotta pay the magic forward.
December 3, 2025 at 6:35 PM
a load-bearing component of “the magic of Christmas” is the invisible domestic labor of moms
you are now realizing how much she was doing for you and instead of just thanking her you’ve decided it’s about the decline of civilization
you are now realizing how much she was doing for you and instead of just thanking her you’ve decided it’s about the decline of civilization
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Oh @rianjohnson.bsky.social played all innocent "I'm not doing a muppet thing with Knives Out" he knew HE KNEW
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December 2, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Oh @rianjohnson.bsky.social played all innocent "I'm not doing a muppet thing with Knives Out" he knew HE KNEW
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Your annual reminder that the most revealing difference between Irish and Scottish Gaelic is definitely in the words for December: Mí na Nollag (Month of Christmas) in Ireland, and An Dubhlachd (the Blackness) in Scotland. So once again may I wish you all a lovely Blackness.
December 1, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Your annual reminder that the most revealing difference between Irish and Scottish Gaelic is definitely in the words for December: Mí na Nollag (Month of Christmas) in Ireland, and An Dubhlachd (the Blackness) in Scotland. So once again may I wish you all a lovely Blackness.
I've been rewatching Dawson's Creek and it's so relaxing. Nothing of consequence ever happens. Ten out of ten.
December 1, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I've been rewatching Dawson's Creek and it's so relaxing. Nothing of consequence ever happens. Ten out of ten.
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on a related note, a crude photoshop or paint job will ALWAYS be funnier than a photorealistic AI generation
November 29, 2025 at 12:51 PM
on a related note, a crude photoshop or paint job will ALWAYS be funnier than a photorealistic AI generation
"A strong floor and no ceiling" is meaningless to most people. Democrats need to use, "Liberty and justice for all" as a tagline.
November 30, 2025 at 5:33 PM
"A strong floor and no ceiling" is meaningless to most people. Democrats need to use, "Liberty and justice for all" as a tagline.
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My first thought on hearing it was: "So I'll be completely exposed to the elements but at least the ground will be hard and not soft."
I have a PhD in physics and can't really wrap my head around what "strong floor, no ceiling" is supposed to convey
Kiss of death
November 30, 2025 at 4:37 PM
My first thought on hearing it was: "So I'll be completely exposed to the elements but at least the ground will be hard and not soft."
This year my mom and I, historically big Black Friday shoppers, spent $40 at Dollar Tree and called it a day.
November 29, 2025 at 4:55 AM
This year my mom and I, historically big Black Friday shoppers, spent $40 at Dollar Tree and called it a day.
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Okay, the crowd going nuts like someone just scored a touchdown at the Super Bowl all *through* the KDH performance is a hell of a thing to see hear/see:
November 27, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Okay, the crowd going nuts like someone just scored a touchdown at the Super Bowl all *through* the KDH performance is a hell of a thing to see hear/see:
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If you are in the National Guard and fear you may be deployed to violate the rights of US citizens, there is help. Call the GI Rights Hotline at 1-877-447-4487
Visit girightshotline.org for more information
Visit girightshotline.org for more information
November 28, 2025 at 3:18 AM
If you are in the National Guard and fear you may be deployed to violate the rights of US citizens, there is help. Call the GI Rights Hotline at 1-877-447-4487
Visit girightshotline.org for more information
Visit girightshotline.org for more information
My friend's dad who is a pastor said, "God blessed us all with your curiosity."
An older Black lady got into an elevator with me when I was all dressed up for a formal thing and told me “look at you. you look like a beautiful doll baby.” No one could tell me a goddamn thing for a good 48 hours. My head barely fit through the doors to step off.
What is the best compliment you ever received? Putting aside whether or not you believed it.
November 27, 2025 at 4:12 AM
My friend's dad who is a pastor said, "God blessed us all with your curiosity."
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An older Black lady got into an elevator with me when I was all dressed up for a formal thing and told me “look at you. you look like a beautiful doll baby.” No one could tell me a goddamn thing for a good 48 hours. My head barely fit through the doors to step off.
What is the best compliment you ever received? Putting aside whether or not you believed it.
November 26, 2025 at 8:29 PM
An older Black lady got into an elevator with me when I was all dressed up for a formal thing and told me “look at you. you look like a beautiful doll baby.” No one could tell me a goddamn thing for a good 48 hours. My head barely fit through the doors to step off.
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🚨🐶🐈🚨🧵 When I helped run a local lost pets page I made this suggestion every year, and it seems worth making again. If you are visiting older relatives with pets, grab a few minutes to update their pets' microchip registration so the registries show current contact info if, quod absit, they get lost.
November 25, 2025 at 4:45 PM
🚨🐶🐈🚨🧵 When I helped run a local lost pets page I made this suggestion every year, and it seems worth making again. If you are visiting older relatives with pets, grab a few minutes to update their pets' microchip registration so the registries show current contact info if, quod absit, they get lost.
My friend was so determined to make me like beets that she made my chocolate birthday cake with sneaky beets she grew herself!
November 24, 2025 at 2:05 AM
My friend was so determined to make me like beets that she made my chocolate birthday cake with sneaky beets she grew herself!
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#3157 A helpful tutorial
November 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
#3157 A helpful tutorial
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some other familiar grocery store names that are brands for producer-owned agricultural co-ops:
Blue Diamond
Bob's Red Mill
Land O'Lakes
Tillamook
Welch's
Blue Diamond
Bob's Red Mill
Land O'Lakes
Tillamook
Welch's
My #SuperlativeCannedGoo tweet from the old place is making rounds again. Support co-op cranberry growers!
November 17, 2025 at 2:44 AM
some other familiar grocery store names that are brands for producer-owned agricultural co-ops:
Blue Diamond
Bob's Red Mill
Land O'Lakes
Tillamook
Welch's
Blue Diamond
Bob's Red Mill
Land O'Lakes
Tillamook
Welch's
Every year Starbucks is striking on my birthday so I can't get my free birthday drink. :|
November 18, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Every year Starbucks is striking on my birthday so I can't get my free birthday drink. :|
Make America great by not getting your family gifts this Christmas.
But do rich people's grandmas need slippers or just the poor ones
November 18, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Make America great by not getting your family gifts this Christmas.
Also the parts in Hey Ya about the fellas and the ladies. Are you a bitch on her baddest behavior?
November 17, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Also the parts in Hey Ya about the fellas and the ladies. Are you a bitch on her baddest behavior?
