ChampBlankman
@champblankman.bsky.social
Gender is a societal construct. Avowed pacifist (exceptions made for fascists), Athiest Secular Humanist, Anarchist Socialist. ENM and Pan gamer Dad. Living on ancestral Lenni-Lanape land.
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The choice is impeachment and removal or calamity for the United States. I don't see how anybody watching Trump's speech in Davos can draw any other conclusion. He's a senile madman.
January 21, 2026 at 2:26 PM
The choice is impeachment and removal or calamity for the United States. I don't see how anybody watching Trump's speech in Davos can draw any other conclusion. He's a senile madman.
Fuck, and I can't stress this enough, every "Liberal" who thinks anything other than Trans Rights.
For one, our country is being sold for scrap by a group of elite pederasts and you're worried about trans people?
And for two, you're an idiot if you think this stops with trans folks.
For one, our country is being sold for scrap by a group of elite pederasts and you're worried about trans people?
And for two, you're an idiot if you think this stops with trans folks.
When they ban us from sports they will report it as a compromise. They will try to soften the blow and say it is a partial win. The conservatives will walk away allowed to ban us and the liberals will pat themselves on the back for the "compromise"
Listen to trans women.
Listen to trans women.
January 14, 2026 at 3:12 PM
Fuck, and I can't stress this enough, every "Liberal" who thinks anything other than Trans Rights.
For one, our country is being sold for scrap by a group of elite pederasts and you're worried about trans people?
And for two, you're an idiot if you think this stops with trans folks.
For one, our country is being sold for scrap by a group of elite pederasts and you're worried about trans people?
And for two, you're an idiot if you think this stops with trans folks.
We're doxxing this gestapo idiot, right?
A woman recording an ICE agent tells him "Shame on you."
The agent responds, "Have you all not learned from the past couple of days?"
"Learned what?" she asks
Then he knocks her phone out of her hand
The agent responds, "Have you all not learned from the past couple of days?"
"Learned what?" she asks
Then he knocks her phone out of her hand
January 10, 2026 at 5:07 PM
We're doxxing this gestapo idiot, right?
Other than the part that most of the "follow orders" people couldn't define "obeisance" if you paid them, this point is spot on.
losing my mind at the "she should have followed directions" people
really? really? you're cool with "if you don't follow directions, they get to kill you"? that seems like a good state of affairs to you? that seems like how law enforcement ought to work: instant obeisance or death?
really? really? you're cool with "if you don't follow directions, they get to kill you"? that seems like a good state of affairs to you? that seems like how law enforcement ought to work: instant obeisance or death?
January 7, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Other than the part that most of the "follow orders" people couldn't define "obeisance" if you paid them, this point is spot on.
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The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
10 times out of 10 I would get arrested.
Just following orders hasn't been a protection for almost a Century.
Disobedience is *always* an option.
Just following orders hasn't been a protection for almost a Century.
Disobedience is *always* an option.
look man at that point you get yourself arrested
it's not as though "signing up for the military" didnt carry risks, you just thought they'd be mortal rather than moral
it's not as though "signing up for the military" didnt carry risks, you just thought they'd be mortal rather than moral
January 3, 2026 at 11:18 PM
10 times out of 10 I would get arrested.
Just following orders hasn't been a protection for almost a Century.
Disobedience is *always* an option.
Just following orders hasn't been a protection for almost a Century.
Disobedience is *always* an option.
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Oh, the desire to live in an incredibly dull and unexciting period of time.
April 2, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Oh, the desire to live in an incredibly dull and unexciting period of time.
America has been trying to destabilize legitimate Central and South American governments for more than a Century now and yet I still find myself stunned at how much death and destruction we wreak on these communities.
Fucking shameful.
Fucking shameful.
January 3, 2026 at 2:32 PM
America has been trying to destabilize legitimate Central and South American governments for more than a Century now and yet I still find myself stunned at how much death and destruction we wreak on these communities.
Fucking shameful.
Fucking shameful.
How many youth revolts have we seen in the past decade(-ish) that were organized in online 3rd spaces?
"They" don't want us to have places they can't control.
"They" don't want us to have places they can't control.
like it still blows my mind that some people are surprised by the trajectory of social media. this state of affairs was desired and intentional.
January 2, 2026 at 2:38 PM
How many youth revolts have we seen in the past decade(-ish) that were organized in online 3rd spaces?
"They" don't want us to have places they can't control.
"They" don't want us to have places they can't control.
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mtg personality test but the only question is "there are 8 people who want to play, how do you accommodate this?"
January 1, 2026 at 11:40 PM
mtg personality test but the only question is "there are 8 people who want to play, how do you accommodate this?"
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Follow Zoe for fun Commander games and dealing with the question of how many times she has to eat her Commander every game to put it back in the Command Zo(n)e.
If i hit 2k followers on here and 500 on twitch by the end of the year ill give some stuff away to a random follower next year.
Help a girl out with a repost?
twitch.tv/commandzoe
Help a girl out with a repost?
twitch.tv/commandzoe
December 26, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Follow Zoe for fun Commander games and dealing with the question of how many times she has to eat her Commander every game to put it back in the Command Zo(n)e.
@rhysticstudies.bsky.social I watched "50 Magic cards about Everything and Nothing" for the third time a few days ago and cried in entirely new places.
That video just keeps on giving. A hands down favorite.
That video just keeps on giving. A hands down favorite.
December 16, 2025 at 12:31 AM
@rhysticstudies.bsky.social I watched "50 Magic cards about Everything and Nothing" for the third time a few days ago and cried in entirely new places.
That video just keeps on giving. A hands down favorite.
That video just keeps on giving. A hands down favorite.
Eladamri, Lord of Leaves
December 11, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Eladamri, Lord of Leaves
NL with an unsurprisingly goated take.
December 10, 2025 at 4:31 PM
NL with an unsurprisingly goated take.
This. They don't want to be a minority because of how they treat minorities.
(Also, I acknowledge that Pargin has a bit of a problematic past, what with the yellow face pen name and all, but he says smart things here)
(Also, I acknowledge that Pargin has a bit of a problematic past, what with the yellow face pen name and all, but he says smart things here)
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 1:35 PM
This. They don't want to be a minority because of how they treat minorities.
(Also, I acknowledge that Pargin has a bit of a problematic past, what with the yellow face pen name and all, but he says smart things here)
(Also, I acknowledge that Pargin has a bit of a problematic past, what with the yellow face pen name and all, but he says smart things here)
Memories of Bubba.
November 30, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Memories of Bubba.
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to:
Flogging Molly
Gogol Bordello
Reverend Peyton's Big Damn Band
John Prine
Ghost (back when you had to call them Ghost BC)
Flogging Molly
Gogol Bordello
Reverend Peyton's Big Damn Band
John Prine
Ghost (back when you had to call them Ghost BC)
Sophie
Sunn O)))
Charli XCX
100 Gecs
HOAX
Sunn O)))
Charli XCX
100 Gecs
HOAX
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen:
Adia Victoria
The Protomen
The Klezmer Conservatory Band
The Nields
Nine Inch Nails
Adia Victoria
The Protomen
The Klezmer Conservatory Band
The Nields
Nine Inch Nails
November 27, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to:
Flogging Molly
Gogol Bordello
Reverend Peyton's Big Damn Band
John Prine
Ghost (back when you had to call them Ghost BC)
Flogging Molly
Gogol Bordello
Reverend Peyton's Big Damn Band
John Prine
Ghost (back when you had to call them Ghost BC)
Post something random or you'll have an awful December.
November 27, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Post something random or you'll have an awful December.
Hi, I'm Dan.
I play community-driven MTG formats, mostly with old old cards.
I think Morphling should still be a powerful card.
I've been playing since some time between Portal 2 and Starter 1999.
I think UB ain't for me, but I'm happy for all of those for whom it is.
I am me - and you are you.
I play community-driven MTG formats, mostly with old old cards.
I think Morphling should still be a powerful card.
I've been playing since some time between Portal 2 and Starter 1999.
I think UB ain't for me, but I'm happy for all of those for whom it is.
I am me - and you are you.
Hi. I’m Carlo.
I stream Magic: The Gathering with my Cat.
I think Nicol Bolas did nothing wrong.
I’ve been playing Magic since 8th edition.
I absolutely love Universes Beyond in Magic because it brings new folks into the game.
I am me — and you are rad.
Jump onboard if this sounds fun. 🫡
I stream Magic: The Gathering with my Cat.
I think Nicol Bolas did nothing wrong.
I’ve been playing Magic since 8th edition.
I absolutely love Universes Beyond in Magic because it brings new folks into the game.
I am me — and you are rad.
Jump onboard if this sounds fun. 🫡
Hi. I'm Steph.
I stream Magic the Gathering with my husband.
I encourage people to play games with their booster packs.
I think I'm funnier than I am.
I think you're gross if you like when people have fewer rights than you.
I love when people live authentically.
Jump onboard if this sounds fun.🫡
I stream Magic the Gathering with my husband.
I encourage people to play games with their booster packs.
I think I'm funnier than I am.
I think you're gross if you like when people have fewer rights than you.
I love when people live authentically.
Jump onboard if this sounds fun.🫡
November 27, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Hi, I'm Dan.
I play community-driven MTG formats, mostly with old old cards.
I think Morphling should still be a powerful card.
I've been playing since some time between Portal 2 and Starter 1999.
I think UB ain't for me, but I'm happy for all of those for whom it is.
I am me - and you are you.
I play community-driven MTG formats, mostly with old old cards.
I think Morphling should still be a powerful card.
I've been playing since some time between Portal 2 and Starter 1999.
I think UB ain't for me, but I'm happy for all of those for whom it is.
I am me - and you are you.
Translated: "we're worried the cash hose might not run on this one"
We care a lot about the worlds we get to celebrate, and Secret Lair x Monster Hunter didn’t quite come together the way it should have. We hear you, so we’re heading back to the drawing board to rework this Superdrop. More to come.
magic.wizards.com/en/news/anno...
magic.wizards.com/en/news/anno...
November 26, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Translated: "we're worried the cash hose might not run on this one"
A movie that takes place where you're from.
Closest I can get is Eddie and the Cruisers, approximately 15-20 miles away.
Closest I can get is Eddie and the Cruisers, approximately 15-20 miles away.
November 23, 2025 at 7:55 PM
A movie that takes place where you're from.
Closest I can get is Eddie and the Cruisers, approximately 15-20 miles away.
Closest I can get is Eddie and the Cruisers, approximately 15-20 miles away.
What album from when I was 16 is a perfect 10? Apparently there are a handful of albums that I came to much later from that year that I consider all-time gems, but for me at 16, this album was a no-skips masterpiece.
November 18, 2025 at 11:26 AM
What album from when I was 16 is a perfect 10? Apparently there are a handful of albums that I came to much later from that year that I consider all-time gems, but for me at 16, this album was a no-skips masterpiece.
Any other President in America did this and the mainstream media would crucify them for it.
The double standard is wildly infuriating.
The double standard is wildly infuriating.
When asked if there was anything "incriminating" in Epstein's emails, Trump pointed a finger in a female reporter's face and snapped. 'Quiet. Quiet, Piggy.'
people.com/donald-trump...
people.com/donald-trump...
Donald Trump Snaps at Female Reporter Who Asks About Epstein Files: 'Quiet Piggy'
Donald Trump Says 'Quiet Piggy' to Female Reporter Asking About Epstein Files
people.com
November 18, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Any other President in America did this and the mainstream media would crucify them for it.
The double standard is wildly infuriating.
The double standard is wildly infuriating.